EPISODE 1
-Disclaimer-
--Reference to Sohpiaroseuchiha--
Sophia- What the hell? Whats with this white void?
Asuma- Its called OOC we won't remember anything about this once the story starts.
Cross- What are we doing here?
Shikamaru- We're doing the disclaimer.
Sophia- HI SHIKAMARU SENSEI!
Shikamaru- Hey Sophia.
Sophia- Wanna see my new technique? *pulls out chainsaw*
Shikamaru- I don't think thats a good idea.
Sophia- *starts chainsaw and begins to spin it with her hands*
Cross- You're not suppose to learn that til part two!
Sophia- *Starts chasing Cross with the saw*
Asuma- The author doesn't own Naruto! NOW GET US OUT OF OOC!!
Shikamru- *smiles*
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Cross woke up on Tuesday morning and got out of bed. "Oh damn! I'm late!" Cross got dressed quickly and ran to the usual training grounds to meet up with the gang.
Asuma and Shikamaru were there, but Sophia was not. "Hey Cross" Asuma said. "Your headband is on backwards."
Cross hurried to fix his headband and about five minutes later Sophia showed up, riding a yoshi. "Where the fuck did you get a yoshi?" Asked Asuma.
Shikamaru threw a kunai at the yoshi and there was a puff of smoke. Instead of a bleeding yoshi, when the smoke cleared, there was large green egg. Sophia then tried to swollow the egg. "This is not a video game" yelled Shikamaru.
Sophia then began to cry. "I want a mushroom!" (T-T)
Cross ran up to her with a mushroom. "This is from my uncle's stash."
Sophia ate it and after about four seconds her pupils dilated. "Woah. Look at all the colors!"
Asuma hit Cross on the back of the head. "Dumb ass! She's dangerous enough without being stoned!"
Cross's hands flew to the back of his head, "OUCH! That fucking hurt man!"
"ENOUGH!" Shikamaru yelled. "We have a serious mission today. A group of outlaws have been spotted not far from the village attacking people. We've been assigned to capture them by any means. They could be dangerous and the Kage says to aim to kill."
Sophia laughed. "Haha. So blondie gave us a serious mission?"
Shikamaru closed his eyes. "Its a C-rank mission. Lets go get it over with."
After about an hour of running non stop at 20 mph they saw the enemy. One of them had a tiny sword. Another had a giant needle, and the other was juggling apples.
Cross heard Shikamaru through the head peice. "I'm not fighting. I didn't sleep last night and these guys look weak."
"Does that guy look weak sensei?" Sophia giggled as a muscular man with buck teeth showed up.
"Looks like a jonin" Shikamaru sounded annoyed. "Looks like I won't be getting my nap after all."
The jonin said something to the other ninja. The ninja juggling apples then proceeded to throwing one at a tree near us. The apple then exploded and the ninja regurgitated another one. We all jumped down and walked up to the ninjas.
"We should get right to killing each other but since this is a fan fiction based on a show that doesn't make much sense we're going to introduce ourselves" said the jonin. "I am Kinezumi Ninshou."
"I am Kibaku Ringo" said the girl with the apples.
"I am Chiisai Subeta" said the boy with the tiny sword.
"I am Okkanai Ni-doru" said the boy with the giant needle.
Kibaku, Chiisai, and Okkanai ran into the woods in different directions. Sophia followed Kibaku. Asuma followed Chissai. Cross followed Okkanai. Kinezumi and Shikamaru stayed in the opening.
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Sophia and Kibaku came to a stop in another clearing in the woods. "Hahaha" laughed Sophia. "You threw up an apple, and it in your hand! Hahahahaha!"
"Wait? What?" Kibaku had a look of horror on her face. "Are you high?"
Sophia giggled. "Yeah! Hahahahaha."
"Me too" said Kibaku. They both fell onto the ground in giggle fits.
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Chiisai and and Asuma were hiding in the trees. Asuma had to be careful. Swords like that were for fighting short range and he specialized in long range ninjutsu. He also hadn't mastered his Wind Kunai Jutsu. He listened carefully for his opponent but couldn't hear a thing until.....
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Cross and Okkanai ran onto a lake and faced each other. "You fell right into my trap" said Okkanai. I have an affinity for water."
He dropped the needle and sat in a meditation position on the water. The water then lifted the needle. "Oh shit" said Cross. The needle was aimed right at him. He had to activate his keke genkai quickly. "Byakugan!"
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Shikamaru looked at the jonin who called himself Kinezumi. "So, lets see your jutsu then."
"You sure about that?" asked Kinezumi.
"Yes"
"Are you sure you're sure?"
"Yeah."
"Are u really sure you're sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Are you sure you're really sure you're sure?"
"Yes!"
:"Are you positive that you're sure you're really sure you're sure that you're sure."
"Shut up already!" Shikamaru was so annoyed that his response was a strange mix of a growl and a whine.
"Fine then!" Kinezumi bit his thumb and slammed his hand to the ground. "Summoning Jutsu!" There was a huge puff of smoke.