Author's Note: After seeing other Subspace Emissary parodies, I've decided to try my hand at one myself. Keep in mind though that I'm taking a LOT of creative liberties with character placement. Also, I apologize if some of these things (characters, roles, ect.) have been used before. And if there is any OOC-ness, then I apologize in advance. Comments and (helpful) criticism are welcomed.

Disclaimer: Yeah right, like I really own any of this stuff…

PROLOUGE: Villains of a Sort

There is a world out there, far beyond our own, where the characters that we see in fiction live and work and play and fight, a world of battles and a world of champions.

However, a dark shadow is growing, one that threatens the world, and all who live in it…

This is a story of brave heroes, dastardly villains and a sinister force that threatened to consume all…

Somewhere, on the far fringes of the world, is a dark and foreboding place that seems to stretch on for miles, and in the center of it all, is a small area ringed by stone pillars.

It is here that our story begins, and here that a solitary figure waits, a tanned-skinned, white-haired man in a black cloak, waiting expectantly for something… or someone…

"Fancy seein' you here, Xenmas."

The man looked up and saw a figure approaching. It was a huge (both in size and weight) humanoid black cat wearing blue armor. He frowned, saying, "Pete… I see you were summoned here as well... I can't help but wonder who summoned us here and why."

"Patience," said a voice. "I presume that explanations will come shortly."

They turned to see a man in a black body suit coming towards them. The most notable thing about him was that he wore a mask over his face that black on one side and orange on the other. A single eye watched them warily.

"And who are you?" asked Xenmas, eyes narrowed.

"Call me Slade." The man's voice was cold and sharp, like the edge of a knife. "I take it you were also summoned here, right?"

"And if we were?"

"Well, well, I see I'm not alone."

A smug-looking man with glasses in a white lab coat stepped into the circle, tailed by what looked like a small demon with an alarm clock tied to it's body by glowing chains.

Xenmas raised an eyebrow. "…And you would be…?"

"Akihiro Kurata," the man said, one hand extended, but no one took it.

Then out of the darkness, they heard a voice say sharply, "Hmph. Looks like I wasn't the only one suckered into coming here."

The speaker was a young woman with raven black hair and very pale skin in a green-and-black body suit. With her hands on her hips, she looked towards them with disdain.

Grinning, Pete stepped forward. "So, wat's a gurl like you doin' in a place like dis?" He asked, trying to sound casual.

He was interrupted when the woman held up a fist, which was glowing with green energy.

"…Ya wanna keep your face? Then zip it!"

Suddenly, a harsh, raspy voice was heard to call out, "Enough, all of you!"

All of them looked towards the source of the voice, a cloaked figure that hovered a few feet off the ground. Something about the figure seemed a little off, but then maybe that was because they were so creepy.

"And who are you supposed to be?" Xenmas asked.

The figure lifted its head, revealing glowing red eyes that burned into them like a laser beam. "You can call me the Gatekeeper. I have contacted you all because I have a proposition to make."

"Talk fast pal," Shego growled; her glowing fists prepped to fight. "I ain't got all day ya know."

The Gatekeeper continued on, seemingly ignoring the threat. "I have called all of you, the best of the worst, here to help me in my plot to take over this world!"

Kurata smirked. "Keep talking."

"You see," continued the Gatekeeper, "I have a plan that will put us on the fast track to victory. First, I need someone to go around capturing trophies so we can 'covert' them to our cause."

Pete raised a meaty hand. "I can' handle it, I got a knack for findin' people."

The figure nodded. "Alright, then take this. " He raised one hand and a large blaster-like weapon appeared in Pete's hands. "This weapon," The Gatekeeper told him, "Can change a target into a trophy state, leaving them vulnerable."

Pete laughed wickedly. "Done and done! I'll have does trophies faster than you can say salsaverde!"

"Next, I need someone to keep an eye on our operations, and make sure that nothing goes wrong.

Slade stepped forward, saying, "I can handle it. Covert operations like this are my... specialty."

The Gatekeeper nodded. "I also need someone who can track down some of the more difficult fighters."

Shego smirked, holding up a glowing fist. "You've come to the right girl. I'll handle them for ya."

Then the Gatekeeper stepped aside, and a strange silhouette could be made out in the darkness. "And one more thing." He said, "There is still one more person you should meet."

From out of the shadows came a figure riding on a hovering device. The figure was wrapped up in a brown cloak, and only its eyes, yellow discs in a black space, were visible.

"This is my associate, who goes by the name Unknown Minister. He will be in charge of making SubShadow bombs, which will draw the land around in the bomb's range into the ShadowSpace. Only then will they be worthy of being ruled by us."

The Unknown Minister simply bowed his head and said nothing.

"You have your orders, now go! And bring the whole world into darkness!"

His cohorts nodded, and were soon lost to sight. The Gatekeeper watched them go, a sinister expression on his face. Behind him, hidden in the shadows, a dark figure smirked wickedly.

"All is going according to plan. Soon, the whole world will fall under my control." Turning towards the Gatekeeper, it told him, "Let us take our leave. There is still much to do."

The hooded being nodded and they were gone in a flash of light.

Moments after they all left, a red-headed boy with goggles and a dark trench coat poked his head out from behind a pillar.

"Crud…this isn't good… I gotta do something… 'cause there's no way those guys are taking over the world before I can!" Cackling manically, the boy declared, "Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, will show them all who's the boss!"

And with that, he activated his helipack and flew off into the encompassing darkness.

To be continued…

And there's the prologue. The characters involved in this fic will include ones that didn't make the cut for Super Smash Bros Brawl. Changes may be made later.

CHARACTERS INTRODUCED:

Xenmas (Kingdom Hearts Series) - Bowser

Slade (Teen Titans) - Gannondorf

Pete (Kingdom Hearts Series) - Wario

Akihiro Kurata and Belphemon [Sleep Mode] (Digimon Data Squad) - Mewtwo

Shego (Kim Possible) - Wolf

The Gatekeeper (Martin Mystery) - Master Hand

??????? (????????) - Ancient Minister (Nope, I'm not gonna spoil it for you!)

Jack Spicer (Xaolin Showdown) - King Dedede