AN: Apparently, 'Escalation's Key' is currently unable to receive reviews… That sort of ticks me off, so I hope this one works. What follows will be a combination of Dear Mr. Henshaw and Eminem's "Stan". It will be a series of letters and communications between a young Buddy Pine (at the beginning) and Mr Incredible. Warning- this won't be mature, but it definitely won't be happy. Enjoy, and remember to review… because I like to hear what you think. (if the site will allow it!)

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Dear Mr Incredible,

We're supposed to write about our heroes, and I chose to write about you, or, actually, I wanted to get extra credit so I chose to write TO you! How are you? I'm fine. My name is William (BUDDY) Pine, I'm in fourth grade! I love school lots because I don't mind homework plus I'm just good at everything! Especially science, math, English… Well, everything! I guess I don't like PE, were you good at PE? I wish you were my PE teacher!

You're my hero because I saw you fighting bad guys not too long ago on TV, Mom said that's your job and you have to, but still, I wish that was MY job! You must be really strong to do that.

I think you're really cool and I hope you can write back to me! Maybe I'll meet you!

From

Sincerely,

Buddy Pine

PS: Please DON'T call me William or Billy or anything like that. Call me BUDDY please!

From

Buddy