Disclaimer: I do not own any of the POTC characters… yet. ENJOY!

Davy Jones

Switch his broadsword with the Singing Sword from Roger Rabbit.

Braid his tentacles.

Ask him why his tentacles are so long, but say "testicles" by accident.

Ask him what that thing is in the back of his head.

When he sends you a nasty or dangerous look say "It is a tumor?"

Ask why he's always so "crabby".

Scream "OMG, THE CAPTAIN HAS CRABS!"

Introduce him to Triton and claim he's the real ruler of the seas.

Laugh you're a** off when they start to fight like two-year-olds.

When tells you you're neither dead nor dying, say "Thank you, Captain Obvious."

When he asks what your purpose there is, say "The paleontologists sent me to study said 'new species'."

Ask him why he keeps a locket.

Then ask why the feared Devil of the Seas needs a lullaby to sleep at night.

Tell him you know this guy that's great with skin.

Tell him Takoyaki is good. (octopus fritters)

Ask him if he needs an open heart surgery.

Show him a replica of his key and say "Sorry I took it without asking. I borrowed it." Grins evilly

Ask him, "What's that eating your head?"

When he asks you if you fear death, say "Well…since death is supposedly you, no. I don't tend to fear things I eat at a sushi bar."

Shove him at a wall and see if he falls through.

Sing It's "A Small World After All" over and over again.

While he's playing his organ, press your hands over your ears and scream at the top of your lungs, "IS THAT THE ONLY SONG YOU KNOW?!"

When Davy goes to stab Will, tackle him out of nowhere at the last minute and scream, "DON'T KILL SEXY, BITCH!"

When crewmembers finally manage to restrain you, keep shouting the entire time, "You're just jealous! JEALOUS!" (in the background, Will grins Davy's way in a mock ha-ha)

Ask him, "Oh, Davy… what have the producers done to you?"

Get Beckett high off sugar and make him annoy the S**t out of Davy all day.

Ask him if he's acquainted with Ursula.

On his "land day" take him ashore to Cannibal island and have the cannibals surround Davy. Have them scream "SUSHI!" (thank DethRose for this one guys)

If you can accomplish all this without getting killed, it means that Jones' brain is just as squishy as the rest of his… physique.