A short one-shot I wrote for fun combining my favorite anime w my favorite TV show! YAY I'm here with Josh Radnor for the disclaimer *hugglez Josh Radnor cuz he's epically awesome*

Josh- lbn does not own shugo chara or himym, she's just a lover of them and… won't let go of my arm

For the sake of the story-ages- Amu, Rima, Nagi, Tadase-25 Kukai,Utau-26 Ikuto-27 Kairi,Yaya-23, HIMYM cast –under 30 but older than 25

"So then," Barney continued, fiddling with the material of his suit, "I tell her that I rescued 10 people from the top floor of one of the twin towers and… whoa, avert your eyes to the door. A group just walked in with like 5 girls that are at least 7's!"

"Barney," Lilly tried to reason with him," they look like out-of-towners. I really don't think it would be a good idea-"

"Out-of-towners not a good idea? Lilly, it would legendary! Now I don't have to think up a reason to never call her again and… I'm seeing pink, blue, purple, and green hair. They must be Japanese."

Suddenly a shadow with a dark aura was looming over Barney Stinson. "MY HAIR COLOR IS NATURAL!" Amu shouted at him, somehow not drawing the attention of the rest of the population at McLarens.

"Hey babe, did I say it wasn't. Barney Stinson, 1st man to walk on Jupiter, nice to meet yo-" he was cut off from extending his hand out to her when a hard slap hit on his face, a lot harder than Marshall had even done in the slap bet. He looked up to see a tall lanky teenager in black clothes, the one with the midnight blue hair, standing over him, giving him an evil glare that suggested pure hatred. Barney continued to look at him with a confused expression, "dude what was that for? So not following the bro code…

"No one," Ikuto started in "is allowed to be a pervert to her except me! And even then, I get in trouble for it! And Jupiter is a planet made of gas, genius." Clearly realizing this stranger's position, Nagi, Kukai, and Kairi pulled their girls closer to signify a 'taken' status. Still trying to make the best of this experience, Barney scanned the remainder of the group for anyone still available, and his eyes landed on Tadase Hotori drowning his sorrows with diet Pepsi, cause he was odd like that, and who also in this lighting was looking very feminine.

"So," Barney said suavely starting in on this 'girl.' The sudden realization that someone was actually talking to him caused Tadase to look up and make Barney realize the error of his way. This also resulted in fits of laughter from Ted, Robin, Utau, Ikuto, and Amu.

"Wow Tadase," Ikuto chortled, "looks like you've finally found someone who's going that way AND interested!"

"Guys!" Tadase cried out. "I thought we've been over this. I am NOT GAY!" he yelled defensively.

Whatever Tadagay Homori