One day Midna was riding on Wolf Link's back in Faron Woods, enjoying every minute of it, when suddenly, she told Wolf Link to stop and sniff. Midna's metabolism was feeling better than ever. But eventually, she realized she had inadvertently dropped her cell phone on the ground.
"Okay Link, be a good little puppy and go get my cell phone!" ordered Midna. Wolf Link refused at first, but Midna got out her ULTRA WHIP, and began whipping him repeatedly until he obeyed. Then Wolf Link finally gave Midna her cell phone.
"Haaa! Link! What if this cell phone was actually a secret entryway to a parallel universe?" asked Midna. Just then Midna got warped into her cellphone. Wolf Link searched for Midna but she was nowhere to be found. When Midna woke up, she saw the three goddesses of the Hyrules, Din, Farore, and Nayru, sitting on their thrones.
"STEP ASIDE!" ordered Midna. "There's a new girl on the block, and her name is MIDNA!" Midna used POWER DASH and SUGAR FUELED INSANITY RUSH on the three goddesses and sent them flying out into other dimensions. Then Midna split herself into three bodies and claimed all three of the thrones.
"I am Midnore!" said the first Midna.
"I am Midnayru!" said the second Midna.
"I am really sexy!" said the third Midna. Then all three midnas combined themselves back into Midna.
"JUST KIDDING SISTERS!" said Midna. The three goddesses came back to the three goddess dimension and laughed at Midna's sadistic joke. Then Midna warped into a strange world full of really quick blue creatures with crazy hair. Midna wanted to know how to get her hair like that.
"HEY! Can you teach me how to make my hair look all blue and punk?" asked Midna. One of the blue creatures was named Ronic.
"Hi! I'm Ronic! In order to obtain my hair-cut, which would look really weird on a female imp, but if you insist, you must defeat the giant robot atop Mount Maleficent to the far-east of Neverdille!" said the creature.
"Ohhh!" said Midna. "Suddenly it's like, so crystal clear and obvious, and stuff!" said Midna. So Midna began searching for the Holy Grail, or in this case, the giant robot. When she finally reached Mt. Maleficent she had a sudden craving come on strong for root beer flavored coffee. But she resisted the urge and used her grappling hook to climb and navigate the mountain. First she layed out a grid search.
No, she didn't, I just said that to be cool. Forgive me, I'm rambling. Anyway, my darling imp friend Midna reached the top and killed the robot. She came back down and asked Ronic to give her the haircut.
"The path to enlightenment is frosted with flakes! You must eat lots of frosted flakes cereal in order to get my hair!" said Ronic.
"Where can I find frosted flakes?" asked Midna.
"In the Island of Confusion! Zack the Frost has them hidden in four labyrinths!" said Ronic.
"Screw that shit!" said Midna. Midna ripped the fake hair, (it turned out to be a wig) off of Ronic, and put it on her own head. Midna could now run faster than ever!!!!! Stay tuned! Midna's gonna have another adventure! HO HO! One involving magical apricots!
The end!