GLEE
"The Last Time I Saw Paris"
HEATMIZZER
SYNOPSIS: What happens when RACHEL hatches a plan to help the Glee team? Mischief, mayhem, and GLEE.
EPISODE 1=
"So why have you assembled us, here?" Mercedes said heavily annoyed, a consensus of those in the girls bathroom.
"As many of you know, we have Regional's in promptly a month and as head of the Glee club. I believe that it is our job to restore the glee to glee. For the past few weeks, Mr. Shue has been unequivocally focus on his impending divorce and current tryst with Ms. Pillsbury to really inspire that feeling. So I have assembled folders of each person that may cause more harm to our future as all state or National champions. So that those here can stand post and carefully secure them back into the fold and ensure peace as it once was."
"And we should help…why?" Kurt added as Mercedes agreed.
"Because, I was told by a little bird, that this year at Regional's, Timbaland, the maestro will be having the winning group singing in his upcoming underground mix tape."
"That's what's up?" Artie replied.
"And you this, mayn." Mercedes added.
"No, it will be down, mayn or men or whatever, if we do not rein in our team mates."
"O-k, so what ultra tacky un Kurtable backstage deviousness have you planned?" Kurt inquired.
"As I said before, I have assembled folder for each of you focusing on the problematic members of the team, it will be your job if you choose to accept it, to intercept and intervene so that forces become in our favor. So here…" Rachel began to give out the folders to the Artie, Mercedes, Tina and Kurt. As they opened the folders, everyone looked surprised.
"Quinn? You gave me Quinn?" Artie announced.
"Well, yes, please don't think I assigned you these people on purpose. It's just either there in classes with you mostly or you in a place where you can bump into them.
"Puck? You actually think I see Puck and bump into him." Mercedes added.
"Well, he's in three of your classes and don't you work at the boutique at Madison Mall?"
"Yea."
"Well, I heard the Puck, just got another job working there as security."
"And how do I help Mr. Shue."
"Well, I thought Tina, you and I could work on Mr. Shue as team project, because it might take a little more."
"Finn, I got Finn." suddenly Kurt smile changed to confusion. "Why did I get Finn?"
"Well, because the past is the past and well, he has a soft spot for you oddly and your in four of his class which is pretty much the most any of us got."
"Then I shall sacrifice…at least for Timbaland." Kurt added.
GLEE!
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