One blissful day when the moon was shinning and Lily and James Potter had just put Harry Down in his crib for a good nights sleep. Then suddenly the doors burst open and in came Lord Voldemort! Or as scardy-cats will call him, you-know-who. Or if your really brave you'll decied to call him Tom Marvalo Riddle. Anyway's back to the story, Lord Voldemort walked in and James jumped up and yelled, "Hark, who enters my home?"
Voldemort bellowed out in reply, "It is I! Lord Voldemort!"
"No! Quick, Lily, get Harry and yourself out!"
Voldemort sighed and said, "Really, do you think I'd possiable let them escape?"
"Well, I thought if I kept you talking with me then they'd have time to escape," James cried out and then clamped his hands over his mouth like he just told a big secret.
"Honestly James! Your so stupid!"
"I'm stupid? Your the one still in this house while Voldemorts in here!"
"That's it I can't take this jibber-jabber," said Voldemort, so he killed James with the killing curse. Being the stupid girl Lily is, she didn't grab Harry and run like she was told to, instead she just stood there with Harry still behind her.
"No step aside Lily as you watch your son die."
Lily was immobilized with fear, so she couldn't move. SO really Lily would have moved and let her son die...but she really couldn't so she said, "No, I will not let you kill my son!" So ol' Voldy killed her too! Suddenly there was another baby in the crib it was a little young Asian, about the same age as Harry. That Asian was thinking, "Now how the hell did I end up in this shitty old crib?"
Since Harry was also a baby they could read each others minds and crap and he thought back, "Hey, this is my crib! That's awfully mean of you, plus you just intruded on my parents nap time."
The Asian baby named Odelie looked down at his dead parents and she thought back to him, "Sweetie, your parents aren't 'napping' as you say, their dead! R-A-P-E, dead."
Harry looked confused and then he thought, "Hey that's not how you spell dead..."
"Hey! I'm only a baby! What do you expect?" Now while Odelie and Harry kept arguing, Voldemort was talking on his...cell phone...or whatever, that's the only reason these two little kids aren't dead yet.
"So...my parents'...their...their-"
"DEAD! Their dead...uh what was your name?"
"My name's Harry, what about you?"
"I don't know, I can't pronounce my own name..."
"What kind of a stupid baby can't pronounce their own name?"
"it's something like...OH-dell-E...I think..."
"Ha ha, that's the most poopy-ish name I've ever heard."
"Yeah whatever, loser."
"So, do you think this talk dark and hooded figure is going to kill us, too?"
"ME! I DON'T DESERVE TO DIE! It's not my fault that I just now fell off my mom's broomstick and landed in your crib because your window in your room was open!"
"We don't have a window in our roof."
"Whoa, no wonder why my butt hurts...dude, talk about butt power."
"Okay, Oh-Dell-E."
"You don't have to say it so weird!" screamed Odelie, then she pulled out a stick from her diaper.
"What's that?" Harry asked.
"I dunno, I stole it from my mommy, it looked cool...ohh wooden bars!" Then Odelie started chewing on the bars of the crib.
"Eww, that's disgusting"
"HLSkdjfamMMMhfudojadfk!" Yelled Odelie, trying to talk with the crib bars in her mouth, then her wand flashed! And something happend to the crib. Odelie doesn't know it but, she just made up a spell to reflect the killing curse, so now Harry and Odelie wont die. Everyone in the future thinks it's because of 'Lily's love' but oh that's bull-crap-bologna! Harry thinks that
"Ohh that was pretty! Do it again!"
"No! I will not abuse my powers!"
"Fine, I'll do it myself! Give me that stick!"
"NO!"
"BABY GOING DOWN!" Suddenly a baby fright broke out! Which made Odelie and Harry to start crying which brought Voldemort back to life and he said, "Honey, I'll have to call you back, I'm about to kill Harry Potter...and this other chick who seems to have appeared in his crib...oh well good bye."
Voldemort did the killing curse and nothing happend to them! Harry was left with a scar while Odelie was completely un harmed. Voldemort wasn't seen for another 10 years.
"That's it, I'm busting out of here," exclamied Odelie.
"Take me with you, I don't want to be left alone, plus my forehead hurts."
"eww, you have this ugly scar...well gotta go bye." Odelie climbed over the top and jumped out.
"No, wait! Please!" But Odelie left Harry and they never saw each other until their first year of Hogwarts. Everyone remembered Harry as, "The Boy Who Lived." But nobody knew that there was a little Asian in the crib at the time also, and without her, Harry Potter would be dead.