Disclaimer: Although, through recent attempts, I have not been able to gain ownership of Yu Yu Hakusho. Therefore I don't own it.
Night: this time the conversation will not and I repeat, will not be about me.
Kurama: but you're so interesting, we can't resist talking to you.
Night: that's my point. You guys don't talk to me; you talk about me.
Kurama: Yeah, that too.
Hiei: we only talk about you when your not here, if that makes you feel better.
Night: well it doesn't. And I don't want my name mentioned EVER AGAIN. The last time that happened was too close for comfort.
Kurama: For the readers who haven't yet heard, she for some stupid reason, only God knows why, despises being called by her name. There fore she has made it rule that if we call her by her name, not like anyone knows what it is, there will be serious punishment.
Night: Like my foot up your… butt.
Kurama: Thank you for the G rated language. But I diverse, anyway, if we can't talk about you, what're we suppose to talk about?
Night: Anything but me. Um, I mean anything within reason.
Hiei: You're not fun. Speaking of, when the baki getting out of the hospital?
Kurama: Next week, not like you care, you probably just want to put him back in as soon as he gets out.
Hiei: Of course not, why in the world would I want to do that of all things: rolling eyes:
Night: Well since I have better things to do, have to go, and no talking about me! :walks out of room:
Yusuke: Hey, did I miss her ranting on about the name thing? That's always the best part of my day.
Kurama: Unfortunately, yes you did, I don't see why you like that so much.
Yusuke: I don't know, I guess I just like the part where Kuwabara gets the crap knocked out of him for trying to say it.
Hiei: Yeah, that's always fricken hilarious.
Kurama: ANYWAY… we are supposed to talk about something other than Night, so I just so happened to have this box of questions that her readers have sent.
Hiei: Yup all three of them!
Night: Hey! I heard that.
Hiei: Go back to your moonshine ya hillbilly.
Kurama: HIEI!! Do you not value your ability to reproduce? If you do I suggest you SHUT UP, so that we can get on with the Q and A.
Hiei: She knows I was just kidding, so read on.
Kurama: All right, so these questions are about stories the Night has written before. This one says; "Why did Kurama name the giant yellow flower Fluffy in 'STAY OUT OF KURAMA'S GARDEN!'?
Kurama: Well really, that's the only name I could think of, actually.
Yusuke: Psh! Are you kidding! :laughing uncontrollably:
Kurama: Well yeah! I have a lot of plants; it was bound to happen that I ran out of names.
Hiei: Ok, that question answered moving onto the next. :Kurama sticking his hand in a box, shuffling up the cards and drawing one out:
Hiei: This one says; 'Does Hiei really have a crush on Genkai's niece, like its implied in 'football fight'?
Hiei: Umm, well…..
Kurama: Come on Hiei. Answer the question. :elbowing the red faced demon in the ribs gently:
Hiei: I plea the fifth! I'm going to go get Night to end the nightmare!
Yusuke: Yeah Hiei! Answer the question; we're all dying to hear this one!
Hiei: It's none of you're business!
Yusuke: I had no clue Hiei even liked girls. Did you?
Kurama: Nope, no clue what so ever.
Hiei: This is stupid. I'm going to end this now.
Night: Did somebody say Hiei has a crush on someone?
Yusuke: Yeah, its…
Hiei: shut up! This story is officially OVER.
Night: NO! You do not decide when my story is over! :being dragged out of the room by her feet.
Hiei: Audience please review, flames welcome yeah yeah they know.
Night: Oh well, then I just it is over then, your majesty.
Hiei: Thank God!