EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SCOOTALOO
VS
TEACUP
BEGIN
[SCOOTALOO]
ALRIGHT POODLE BITCH TIME TO TAKE YOU DOWN TO SIZE
YOU CAN'T GET ADOPTED SO GO COMMIT SUICIDE
I'M THE BEST FILLY OF ALL OF EQUESTRIA
YOUR SHOWS ARE LAME AND I KNOW THEY SUCK
YOU WANT TO FUCK CLIFFORD WAS THAT YOUR PLAN
YOU WERE WAY TO SMALL THEY CAN'T SEE YOU AGAIN
I CAN FLY YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE SKY AND DROP YOU
THEN YOU'LL BE CRYING ALL THE WAY WHEN I DEFEAT YOU
[TEACUP]
OH DON'T BE SO SURE YOU ARE SUCH A BLANK FLANK
YOU GOT THE CUTIE MARK LATE I'LL KICK YOU IN THE SHANK
YOUR SHOW ARE TOO GIRLY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
I'LL TELL CLIFFORD TO KICK YOUR LITTLE ASS
YOU STILL COULDN'T FLY WHICH MAKES YOU A DODO
THEY WERE EXSTINT AND THEY DIED AS THEY GO
YOU MAY BE SPECIAL BUT NO YOU ARE NOT
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SHOW THEN SUCK SPIKE COCK
[SCOOTALOO]
WATCH WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE YOU WILL FUCKING PAY
I MAY BE A FILLY BUT I CAN BLAST YOU AWAY
NORVILLE WAS RIGHT YOU ARE A SHITTY MOUSE
YOU WILL GET LOST JUST BY GOING IN THE HOUSE
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOT BUT I'M 20 PERCENT COOLER
MY SISTER RAINBOW DASH WILL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER
AS A SMALL FRY I CAN SQUISH YOUR LITTLE PUSSY
THEN I SHALL RULE THIS FUCKING RAP BATTLING
[TEACUP]
YOU MAY BE A FILLY BUT YOU STILL COULDN'T WIN
YOU CAUSED DISCORD TO RISE JUST FOR HIM TO COMMIT SIN
YOU ARE SCARE OF THE HEADLESS HORSE JUST LIKE TAILS
WELL YOU WON'T GET ADOPTED AND THAT AN EPIC FAIL
I'M THE PRETTIEST POODLES OF ALL OVER THE WORLD
YOU ARE MORE THAN A BADASS LIKE BUTTERCUP FROM POWERPUFF GIRLS
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I'M DONE WITH THIS BITCH
CAUSE I WON THIS RAP BATTLE AND YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE