I don't own Furuba, LiveJournal, or FanFiction. What's wrong with me, I have so many other things to update. But I couldn't help myself...
Anyway, you might be offended at some of these pairings.
1. KisaxMomiji
"Momiji-kun and.. Kisa-san?" Tohru blinked.
"Wouldn't it be so cute?" Kagura grinned. "I mean, come on - Hiro can't possibly be as flexi - "
"Kagura-san!" Tohru gasped, covering her mouth.
"Oh. I'm sorry." Kagura frowned. "But seriously. KisaxMomiji would be so cute..! They're both the fluffy type, right?"
"Well, I have to admit, it would be kind of cute.." Tohru turned a light pink.
"I do wonder.. Who does Kisa like better?" Kagura sighed. "If it's Hiro, then I guess I'll have to deal with it. But MomijixKisa is my OTP!"
"OTP?"
"One True Pairing. Haven't you ever been on LiveJournal or FanFiction?"
"Ah.. no."
2. RitsuxRin
"Kagura-san, you can't possibly..!"
"Oh yes. It's another OTP of mine. I can't help it, Tohru-kun."
"But I don't think Isuzu-san and Ritsu-san will like it.." Tohru forced a laugh.
"Oh well. Haru-chan and Mitsuru-san won't like it either, but I love it so..!"
"Kagura-san, not to be rude, but you have odd tastes in pairings."
"I noticed." Kagura smiled devilishly.
"..."
3. MachixHatori
"I'm sorry, Kagura-san. I feel nauseous."
"That's normal. Many people have. I like it though. That's no problem, correct?"
"Y..Yes."
Yuki came in and gave Kagura a 'Are you crazy?' look.
"What? Yun-chan doesn't like it?"
"Well, Hiro threw a flowerpot at Momiji because of your first OTP, and I suppose Ritsu, Rin, Haru and Mitsuru-san are shocked silent outside."
"Oh, everyone's listening?"
"Yes.." Yuki returned to his spot behind the door.
4. KimixShigure
"HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS!!"
There was a thud.
Akito defiantly screamed, "THAT'S A LIE!! A LIIIIIIIIIIE!!"
"..."
"Kimi-chan is offended..."
5. TohruxHiro
"K..Kagura-sa..san." Tohru fainted like LULZ.
Hiro came in with a priceless blue and red flowerpot.
"Don't throw it at me," Kagura warned. "Or I'll post those pictures of you and that Minak - "
Hiro backed off.
6. ArisaxMachi's Dad
Uotani twitched.
Kaguran cackled.
Shigure nodded in approval.
Everyone else blinked.
7. KyoxSaki
"NO WAY IN HELL."
"I'd be rather put out, if I do say so myself.."
"K..Kagura-onee-san, please stop." Kisa stuttered.
"...Only 13 more to go."
"NO," Everyone yelled.
8. HaruxMine
"I knew I didn't like this girl as soon as I met her," Rin mumbled.
"AHAHAHAHA!!" Ayame laughed. "Mine wouldn't leave me! I have much more charisma than Hatsuharu-kun!"
A question mark flew over Mine's head.
9. KurenoxRen
"What have I done to deserve this...?" Kureno sighed.
Akito died.
Uotani died, too.
Everyone else was lyke, 'WTF!!'
10. NaohitoxKomaki
"..THAT'S SO WRONG, MAN!!" Kakeru yelled. "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
Naohito wept in the corner.
Komaki landed on top of the dead people pile.
11. KakeruxMotoko
Kakeru joined Naohito in the corner.
Motoko was all, "OMFG." And landed on the dead people pile.
12. KinoshitaxMegumi
Kinoshita shrieked.
"Who the fuck was that?" asked a person.
"Who knows." The Hanajima siblings shrugged.
13. KazumaxKyoko
"They're both old," Kagura explained.
"But Kyoko's dead," someone exclaimed, taking advantage of the fact Tohru was dead.
"..."
14. KatsuyaxKana
"WTF..." A group of people coughed.
"I have a alliteration thing going on, okay?!" Kagura defended herself.
15. MayukoxAkira
Ritsu was lyke, "OMFG." And died.
"It's like Haa-san hasn't gone through enough," Aaya laughed.
"We're almost done," Kagura smiled.
16. MitsuruxAyame
"I like MA pairings - MitsuruxAyame, MayukoxAkira, the works."
"G..Good for you, onee-c..chan.." Kisa twitched.
17. SatsukixTohru's Grandpa
"...Will people please stop abusing Hiro and Tohru. Please." Yuki's mother sighed.
"Oh, don't worry, you're next 'cuz you're Yun-chan's mom!"
"...!"
18. Yuki's MomxKyo's Real Dad
"They both have sticks up their asses, so they match."
Everyone was like, 'OMG.'
Yuki's mom died.
Yuki stifled a manical laugh.
19. MomoxYuki
Yuki stopped laughing.
Momo was like, "WTF?" and died.
"You.. killed... Momo." Momiji's eyes became dark.
20. KaguraxComputer
Everyone shook their heads as the remaining people died lulz.
And that, my friends, is the conclusion of our story. Don't worry, all my other series' 20 most unthorodox pairings are coming next! -Shot.-