Plotline Rant
SCC: Don't ask, I'm tired as I write this, okay?
Naruto: You shouldn't have stayed up last night reading. Night is meant for SLEEP. Not books and video games!
SCC: The video games were my ototo's idea, I swear!
Naruto: Uh-huh. And Sasuke loves me.
SCC: Don't take that sarcastic tone of voice with me, mister! Besides, Sasuke DOES love you.
Naruto: In your dreams.
SCC: To all those reading this, I heard a rumor that someone saw an interview that said Kishimoto-sama liked SasuNaru and it WOULD happen. Just a possibility, though.
Naruto: NANI?
Sasuke: YES!
Naruto: NANI?
Sasuke: YES!
Naruto: NANI?
Sasuke: YES!
Naruto: NA-
SCC: SHUT UP! And where's YB when you need him?
Naruto: You're going away for three weeks, remember? You put in him the suitcase 'cause he's your favorite stuffed animal.
SCC: Oh yeah…
In SCC's suitcase…
YB: HELP! HELP ME! I'M TRAPPED IN HERE WITH NOBODY TO KEEP ME COMPANY BUT SCC'S WALLET! Hey, wait a minute…
Back with SCC…
SCC: I hope YB doesn't burn my wallet… Oh well. Anyway, onward! I shall give my rant, and maybe have Naruto and Sasuke help, 'cause YB's a bit busy.
Naruto: Anything she says is a lie!
Sasuke: Naruto, you've got the most perfect blonde hair… So soft and silky…
Naruto: -.-'
SCC: WARNING! Most of this is strictly my opinion, so if you don't agree with it, feel free to say so in a review. Just make sure you say it nicely!
DA RANT!
Bad grammar.
No. No, I just can't do it. I'm fine with a bit of it, but wen u uz chatspeek 2 rite storys, itz hrd 2 reed. Understood? Good. Moving on.
Naruto: I lik 2 uz chatspeek!
SCC: ARG! ENOUGH OF THE CHATSPEAK ALREADY!
Character deaths.
This is just an opinion, so it doesn't really count. Just thought you ought to know.
Naruto: I'm fine with it, so long as the one who dies is Sasuke.
Sasuke: How could you say that? After all we've been through together? T-T
SCC: -whaps Naruto with a frying pan-
Female Kyuubis.
I'm okay with it if it has a major relation to the plot, but when you make Kyuubi female for no apparent reason, it's sort of dumb… No offence, of course.
Naruto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kyuubi: NANI? WHO WROTE A STORY OF ME AS A GIRL?
Naruto: A LOT of people, Kyuubi.
Kyuubi: I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!
Good turns evil for a stupid reason.
I'm fine if one of them gets brainwashed or something, but Shikamaru isn't so lazy he'll betray Konoha just so he doesn't have to fight, Naruto isn't so angsty he'll become a rogue and get revenge on Konoha, Sasuke isn't gonna get up and become a rogue going after Itachi-
Naruto: But Sasuke DID become a rogue to go after Itachi!
SCC: THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!
Naruto becomes uber-powerful in five seconds flat due to a fusion with Kyuubi or something.
It kills the whole story. Naruto can get stronger over a period of time, but it's pointless if he doesn't do anything to achieve that power.
Naruto: I don't mind this plotline!
SCC: Urusai.
Sakura kills Naruto so she can get Sasuke.
Need I explain?
Naruto: Eheh… Sakura wouldn't do that… Would she?
Sakura: Wonderful idea!
Naruto: -screams like a girl and runs-
Sasuke: I'll save you, Naruto!
SCC: Okay, I'm done with the rant! And yes, I will be updating "Massacre" and "As You Wish, Sasuke" very soon, I swear. The late update is because of my writer's block. I just did this so I could get SOMETHING out there for the time being.