Hay,
This is my first ever Twilight fan fiction, I hope you enjoy. It's a one shot, but it's apparently going to be really funny. My friend came up with it, and I told her I'd put it on fan fictions, So say thanks to her everyone! It's a bit sick…
Disclaimer: Apart from stuffing up Breaking Dawn, Stephanie Meyer is an awesome writer, and I don't want to make money from this, so don't take me to court or anything because I didn't write Twilight. If I did, there would be no Breaking Dawn, or Jacob…
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Bella sat on the bed in the Edward's room. She was flipping through a photo album given to her by her mother. Bella's eyes had finally turned a normal colour, not the blood red they had been before. Edward was somewhere down stairs playing the piano. The gentle lullaby was Esme's new favourite, and she was being treated to this one song on this sunny afternoon.
"Is that you?" Alice's voice came from behind her. Bella didn't even jump. Alice was apparently 'entitled' to appear out of no where, because Bella had more control over herself then before.
"No, it's my great-great-great grandmother" Bella replied, in a mumble, not loud enough for any human to hear.
"Whoa, I don't have any photo's going back that far" Alice commented, sitting down beside Bella. Bella flipped back some pages, and lay her index finger down on a picture of a boy.
"He reminds me of someone, my great-great uncle, apparently" Bella said thoughtfully. Bella heard Alice gasp behind her. The piano music stopped, and Edward was suddenly at the door.
"Let me see the picture" he said. Bella looked up, and turned the album around to him.
"Oh, My…" Alice whispered. Edward stared at the picture for a second, and then turned away, a sick expression on his face.
"What?" Bella turned the picture back around, and stared at it. Then it hit her.
"It's… it's… I'VE HAD A CHILD WITH MY GREAT-GREAT UNCLE?" Bella's scream rang throughout the house.
Alice and Edward simply nodded.
Bella's POV:
FUCKING WHAT?!
Edward's POV:
Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap… CRAP!
Alice's POV:
This is just… not right at all. I know she looked slightly like Edward but I didn't make anything of it. Does this make Nessie an inbred or something? No, I'm allowed to call her Nessie. SHIT EDWARD'S LOOKING AT ME! Stop thinking Alice. Stop thinking. EDWARD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Rosalie's Pov:
I wonder why it's so quiet up there…What did Bella just scream?
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It's a one shot, and it's pretty lame. I just thought you'd like to know the sick sick thoughts of my friend. Please review! Thanks! That's all for now.
FlyFly xoxo
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