CHAPER ONE: Stan's problem

I have a problem. Yes a problem. Why? Well let's see. I got back with Wendy, after our 10th break up, yes I've been counting. I found out someone had a crush on me, and I have mixed feelings for that person. My parents worry I might be suicidal. God...

When I came to High School, everything changed about me. Cartman said that I look emo and dress like it too. Maybe I am. I wear black mostly every day, and I like the eyeliner on my eyes. Kyle said it brings out my blue eyes. Heh, it actually does.

Anyway, people try to avoid me because they look at me as if I'm a freak, not Kyle of course, and...well K-Kenny too. I can't say his name straight because he's part of my problem...and why Wendy thinks I'm ...

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"Dude, you okay," I heard someone say taking me out of my thoughts. I turned my head quickly to find a worried Kyle starring at me. I smiled nodding my head. "I'm fine dude."

Kyle sat next to me at lunch placing his food tray on the table. He had a small cup of apples cut up and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Kyle always liked eating healthy, and tried to watch his weight so he could keep that small figure. He acts really gay sometimes. Well, he is gay. Believe me or not, but the boy who refused to be metro sexual back in 4th grade, is gay. And guess who he's gay with? Any guesses? No? The fat kid who always rip on people for being gay! Eric fucking Cartman.

Speaking of the fatass, he came and sat down across the table. He didn't have food with him, for a change, and looked really pissed off. "You on a diet or something," Kyle said as I chuckled. Cartman rolled his eyes at his boyfriend. "Fuck off Kahl, I'm not in the mood," Cartman folded his arms on the table and laid his head on them. Kyle had a concern look and scooted to Cartman to talk to him. Its weird, Kyle and Cartman were enemies, and I mean real enemies that wanted to kill each other every time they saw each other. But now they're all lovey dovey. But don't get me wrong, they still fight like cats and dogs. I wasn't paying attention to them as I wandered my eyes to Wendy talking with her girlfriends. I smiled looking at her beautiful black hair swooshing left to right as she talked. Her greenish/bluish eyes sparkle with her lovely smile. God I love her. I loved her ever since I first met her in Preschool.

Wendy stopped talking to her friends and spotted me looking at her. She smiled back, and waved at me. I blew a kiss to her as she giggled and turned back to her friends. Red and Bebe looked in back of them starring at me, then turned back and giggling. What the hell was that all about? I looked at Wendy again as she had an embarrassed expression on her face. She then glanced at me and turned her head quickly. What's wrong with Wendy? I didn't bother going over there and asking her why she looked so flushed all of a sudden, I just continued eating my lunch.

"Hey fellars, ya hear?! Kenny's back in town, boy howdy," Butters announced to us after school. I swear me, Kyle and Cartman all did a double take on what Butters said. "Dude, no way." I said neither moving nor breathing. "Yes way, he came back and I'ah saw him at the mall. Eric, you saw him to didn't'cha," We all looked at Cartman as he had to think for a second. He then just got this blank expression and shrugged, "Yeah I saw poor boy at the market," "And when were you going to tell us that you saw him," Kyle asked annoyed. Cartman shrugged again. "When I felt like it." Kyle smacked his arm as Cartman gave a small yelp. "Dumbass, you know we missed Kenny since he left, you could have told us that he was here, did you talk to him?" Cartman glared at him for a minute rubbing his arm. Cartman can be such a baby sometimes. "Yeah, asswhole! He said he lives in the south park hotels down town, h just moved there yesterday." Kyle's eyes brighten up as mine flushed. "Well let's go see him huh St-," Kyle stopped and dropped his eyes as he saw me staring into space. Kyle had forgotten what happen with me and Kenny. He had forgotten my problem.