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For those of you who have not read The Handmaid's Tale, let me give you some background. By Margaret Atwood, written in the 80s, feminism, blah blah blah. It was a terrible read, and for a book with sex as a main theme, I found that I hardly ever even got wet in class reading it. I'd like to re-write this book in such a way that it is actually interesting and meaningful. With lots of hot sex. Hot, hot, hot sex. Beware if you are under 18, because this fanfiction will have the sex in it, and you are too young to know what sex is if you are under 18. But when a man and a woman love each other very much, they rub against each other for awhile, then the penis (that thing the man has), gets hard and sometimes the vagina gets wet but that part isn't really necessary or important, and they stick them together. Or, a woman and a woman can love each other very much and then they rub against each other for awhile and they scissor or something. Or a man and a man have the gay sex but that kind is bad because of God. Lesbianism doesn't anger God because God likes watching the lesbians scissoring, but there's nothing appealing about gay sex. Yuck, no. Only in cartoons, please, thank you.