a/n: yeah, skanks, I wrote another fic. With gay sex this time, bitches! Real men love guy on guy sometimes! This is only chapter one, so review, hoes.

"Bitch, I'm so fucking horny!"

"Too bad for you, Patrick. I don't want to do it tonight."

"Barnacles, bitch! I wanna fuck you!"

"No, I want to fuck YOU!" SpongeBob growled, jumping on his best friend before ripping their clothes off.

"Ahhhh!!! What are you doing?"

"I'm gonna fuck you ho!"

So SpongeBob started shoving his dick in Patrick's ass, raping him! Patrick screamed and screamed . . . and screamed and screamed . . .

And screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed . . .

SpongeBob's dick just kept getting harder and it kept ripping Patrick's virgin ass until blood was all over the fucking pineapple.

"Yeah bitch, you like dat?"

"Yeah," Patrick laughed. "Rape me harder!"

"Okay!" SpongeBob busted a nut in Patrick. "Ahh, that was a good shag."

"We should rape some more!"

So Patrick started raping SpongeBob. SpongeBob screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed. Patrick shoved his cock in SpongeBob's eyeball. "No fair skull fucking!" SpongeBob whined like a bitch.

"Fuck you."

"No, fuck me!"

So Patrick busted a nut.

"Let's go see Squidward!" Patrick yelled.

"Naked," SpongeBob squealed in his faggot voice.

So they ran over to Squidward's house.

IN SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE:

"Ahh, I love jerking off in my living room . . . SPONGEBOB, PATRICK! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUDGEPACKERS DOIN HERE?!?!?!?!?!????????????"

"HI Squidward! We're here to rape you!"

So Patrick pulled out the chloroform and knocked Squidward out. Then SpongeBob started violating Squidward in the face hole (AKA the mouth). "Oh yeah, Squidward has a sexy mouth, yo!"

"Imma fuck dat ass up."

"BAHAHAHA! You're such an ass man, Patrick."

"Oh god, yes. And you have such a sexy ass, SpongeBob."

Patrick and SpongeBob made out, hard core. Tongues all over the place.

Then SpongeBob went back to mouth fucking. And Patrick started pounding Squidward's ass.

Squidward woke up half through the rape. "BIZNATCH! The fuck you doing?"

"Raping you," SpongeBob squealed. He'd busted 2 nuts already, now he waiting for numbuh 3.

"In your face and ass," Patrick added.

"Get the fuck outta me, hoe sacks! And that ain't how you rape. THIS is how you rape!"

Squidward pulled out his two octopus dicks and started ramming SpongeBob and Patrick at the same time. Squidward's dicks were three fucking feet long and ripped all the way through their bodies-dick was comin' out SpongeBob's and Patrick's mouths! It was all out of control and kinky and shit like that.

Then Squidward busted twelve nuts at once-it was so much fucking cum all over the place! 12 times the cum! SpongeBob and Patrick were so full of cum, they drowned (ironic, since they live in the ocean).

"Wow," SpongeBob's ghost said, slapping the Patrick ghost's ass. "Let's fuck near the pearly fucking gates."

"More like the pearly GAYS," Patrick said, shoving his tongue in SpongeBob-ghost's ear.