Dear Reader: this is a Misadventure of the Avengers. This means that it is one of many random stories for entertainment value only. This Misadventure will include my Original Character, Naomi Carson. You don't necessarily have to read my fan fiction starring her… just know that she, in the fan fiction, is an Avenger. She is just one of the characters, and the story isn't focused solely on her, so you can enjoy this story without reading hers. Keep in mind that the Misadventures are purely entertainment, and don't necessarily have anything to do with the actual Avengers storyline. The Misadventures are meant purely to entertain the insanely bored Avengers fans, like myself. Guess that's all… continue… at your own risk. O.O
Heli-Karaoke
Get Loki
It was just after the incident in Germany, and the Avengers were in the control room discussing their plan. It was the middle of the night by now, nearly midnight. Tony Stark and Bruce Banner had already finished planning how to track the Tesseract, and were now simply putting the plan into effect with a lot of fancy technology and computers displaying radar and graphs.
It was already well-established that Tony Stark was the most irritating person on the entire ship, excepting Naomi Carson. One would think that the two biggest jokers and wisecracks would get along well, but they surprisingly didn't. They had spent the whole night so far insulting each other and causing lots of trouble for the other agents and Avengers.
"Would you guys shut up already?" Natasha Romanoff asked exasperatedly, rubbing her forehead.
Naomi Carson and Tony Stark looked up from where they were both peering at a computer screen, having a heated discussion.
"No, we can't stop!" Naomi protested. "I have to prove this to this idiot," she smacked the back of Stark's head.
"I'm telling you, you're wrong. There is absolutely no way," Tony said haughtily.
Steve looked around sleepily. "I stopped listening a while ago… what are they arguing about now?"
"No, don't ask—" Bruce tried to stop Steve, but Tony and Naomi were glaring at each other again.
"I'm trying to get it through Stark's thick skull that Bella is totally meant to be with Edward and not Jacob," Naomi said forcefully.
"Give it up, Carson," Stark said heatedly. "You're wrong. Jacob and Bella really should have ended up together in the end. Even ask Stephenie Meyers. If she listened to my reasoning, she would rewrite the books and make Bella end up with Jacob. My reasoning is flawless."
Natasha was now banging her head on the table. "You just had to ask, didn't you, Rogers?"
Steve looked exceedingly sorry. "I didn't mean to… I thought they would actually be arguing about something useful… you know, like what Loki's plan might be, or where he might have had the Tesseract hidden… didn't realize they were fighting about… I don't even want to know."
"Twilight," Naomi and Tony said in unison, then glared at each other.
"I've heard enough about it in the last hour, and I'm fairly sure I want to hear no more of the teen angst of Miss Bella," Thor said tiredly. "I thought humans were more evolved than this."
"Then you guys go to bed," Tony dismissed with a wave of his hand. "The only ones that actually need to be up are me and Bruce, anyways. We're working on the tracking of the Tesseract."
Bruce rolled his eyes. "No, I'm working on tracking the Tesseract while you and Naomi look up the books and demonstrate with excerpts from the story that Bella is meant to be with one guy over the other. I'm kind of amazed I haven't turned into the other guy yet."
Tony shrugged and grinned. "In any case, the only ones that need to still be up are me and Bruce. The rest of you can get a few winks."
The others just grumbled.
Naomi raised her eyebrows at Stark. "You just want me to leave because you know I'm right."
"Not true. I want you to leave because I know you're wrong, and you won't listen to me anymore," Tony said. "Now shoo."
Naomi glared. "I'm gonna stay up all night."
Tony sighed. "You're staying up all night?" He paused and smirked. "For what?"
Naomi cocked an eyebrow. "Um… for the mission, I guess."
"And the mission is what, exactly, Agent Carson?" Tony smirked more broadly. "You're up all night to do what?"
Naomi frowned. "I don't see what you're trying to get at here."
Tony smiled. "You're up all night to get Loki?"
Naomi blinked, thinking over his words. She laughed a little. "I'm up all night to get Loki."
"We're up all night to get Loki," Tony said, his voice adopting a beat and rhythm.
"I'm up all night to get Loki, I'm up all night to get Loki," the two sang together.
Naomi jumped to the next line, inserting her own version. "He's Odin's least favorite son."
Tony jumped in with his own version of the next line. "Taking him down will be fun."
"His reindeer helmet is dumb," Naomi said, and they both laughed.
"We're up all night to get Loki! He's Odin's least favorite son; taking him down will be fun; his reindeer helmet is dumb; We're up all night to get Loki! We're up all night to get Loki! We're up all night to get Loki!" they sang at the top of their lungs, bouncing to the beat and skipping around now.
"We're up all night to get Loki! He's Odin's least favorite son! Taking him down will be fun! His reindeer helmet is dumb! We're up all night to get Loki!" they continued singing at the top of their lungs, linking their elbows and running in a circle, laughing their heads off.
The others stared at them open-mouthed.
"Am I missing something?" Steve murmured to Natasha.
"Um… they're making a parody of a song…" Natasha said, stunned.
"And they're getting along?" Thor asked quietly, staring at the pair in the center of the room as they danced and sang wholeheartedly.
"Evidently," Bruce said numbly, staring.
None of them were sure if they should be laughing. The other agents in the control room had fallen silent, staring at the genius and the SHIELD agent.
"We're up all night to get Loki!" the two said one last time before collapsing into chairs, their faces red from laughing.
"Oh, my God, that was awesome," Naomi said, rubbing her cheeks.
"That was beyond awesome, that was epic," tony agreed, laughing.
The two finally got ahold of themselves and grinned at each other. They paused, realizing what had just happened. Their grins turned into glares.
"Whatever," Naomi said, turning away.
"Yeah, whatever," tony said dismissively.
Everyone else continued staring at them.
"Well then…" Nick Fury said slowly, looking between the two Avengers. "That was… interesting. Anyone catch that on video?"
Several agents around the room raised their hands, indicating their cell phones. Another pointed to the surveillance cameras in the corners of the room.
"Oh, crap," Tony and Naomi said in unison, slapping their hands to their foreheads in embarrassment.
Note from LoquaciousQuibbler: Oh my God that was just epic… The original song they were doing was "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk… I like our version better. ;) When that song first came out, we would joke around and sing "We're up all night to get Loki," but I added in more lyrics and decided Tony and Naomi should sing it, finally getting along for once… I'm thinking I would love to do some more Avengers versions of songs. I think it'll be hard to beat "Get Loki" though… I want suggestions, by the way, for future parodies. If you give me just a line or two for the Avengers version, along with the name of the original song, I think I'll be good. But I do need some kind of starting point before I can make the whole parody. If you have suggestions for certain people singing in certain situations, I would be glad for those, too. I already have a few lined up for future chapters… parodies of "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey, "Ain't it Fun" by Paramore, "Roar" by Katy Perry, "Jesus, Take the Wheel" by Carrie Underwood, "Billionaire" by Bruno Mars and Travie McCoy, "Kids in America" by Kim Wilde… But I'd be happy for more suggestions. I think this fic can go on as long as I have ideas for parodies and one-shots for them to be in.
By the way, I own the parody lyrics to this song in this oneshot. With thanks to my sisters and mother, I suppose. You guys have permission to use these parody lyrics, as long as you give credit.
Thank'ee very much.
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