A/N: I got this idea while reading a skateboarding mag, it's a little creepy and it's my first spoof. And I mean no harm to all the Elmo lovers out there; I just think the little bugger is evil. I don't own Elmo......thank god so don't try anything funny.
Lady on the phone: Hello, thank you for calling the complaint desk what is the problem
Guy: Um... yeah, hi, I would like to exchange the Elmo doll I got.
Lady: What is the problem sir.
Guy: I think that it may be possessed by the devil but I can't be sure.
Lady: ex...excuses me, is this some kind of joke?
Guy: Nope, I woke up one morning and like that thing was at the foot of my bed and he was saying that I have to spread the blood of the innocent.
Lady: Sir, we can't help you on that matter.
Guy: Ok then, can I get some replacement fur.
Lady: Why?
Guy: Cuz Elmo torched himself while doing a ritual dance and now he is all crispy.
Lady: Uh, sir I think that I have to let you off the line
Guy: Wait up, Can you at least give me the number of a good exorcist,
*Lady hangs up*
Guy: Damn it! *Looks behind him*
Elmo: Must spread the blood of the innocent...