Bob the Darking
By Lady Leah of Chaos
Once upon a time there was a darking named Bob. Bob was a hermaphrodite. Bob liked to put leaves on its head. It was horny. One day Bob was sitting in a pond when a girl went skinny-dipping in it. Ozorne the stupid ugly stormwing stretched out its face and showed himself in it. The girl screamed because Ozorne the stupid ugly stormwing was looking at her naked. Then Bob divided in two and its half went to Temptation lake in hope that it would see another skinny-dipper.
Some random time later, the girl who went skinny-dipping in the pond arrived at the lake and saw a naked blue thing dragging some random dude into the lake. The girls aved him. She was fully clothed. Bob was sad.
Later, the girl, "Daine", picked Bob up and said hi. Then a bunch of stuff happened on a bridge and Bob sat in a circle. Then it went inside Daine's pocket. There was a hole on the inside. Bob was very happy.
Later still, everybody went riding in nets under stormwings. Bob said, "Funfunfunfunfun." Daine giggled. Bob was confused, as this was Elvish for, "Oh shit, Oh shit. I'm gonna be sick!" Bob blew its chunks in daine's pocket. Then it felt better. After looking at the hole, of course.
Later Bob went to Dragonslands and rode on Dragons. Daine asked if it was still funfun, Bob said it was Morefun, meaning "Are you still sick?" and Yes, very."
Then, later still, Bob exploded and died. Everybody was sad, but Bob didn't mind because Bob thought the Black God was hot and a sexy beast! THE END!!!!
Once upon a time there was a darking named Bob. Bob was a hermaphrodite. Bob liked to put leaves on its head. It was horny. One day Bob was sitting in a pond when a girl went skinny-dipping in it. Ozorne the stupid ugly stormwing stretched out its face and showed himself in it. The girl screamed because Ozorne the stupid ugly stormwing was looking at her naked. Then Bob divided in two and its half went to Temptation lake in hope that it would see another skinny-dipper.
Some random time later, the girl who went skinny-dipping in the pond arrived at the lake and saw a naked blue thing dragging some random dude into the lake. The girls aved him. She was fully clothed. Bob was sad.
Later, the girl, "Daine", picked Bob up and said hi. Then a bunch of stuff happened on a bridge and Bob sat in a circle. Then it went inside Daine's pocket. There was a hole on the inside. Bob was very happy.
Later still, everybody went riding in nets under stormwings. Bob said, "Funfunfunfunfun." Daine giggled. Bob was confused, as this was Elvish for, "Oh shit, Oh shit. I'm gonna be sick!" Bob blew its chunks in daine's pocket. Then it felt better. After looking at the hole, of course.
Later Bob went to Dragonslands and rode on Dragons. Daine asked if it was still funfun, Bob said it was Morefun, meaning "Are you still sick?" and Yes, very."
Then, later still, Bob exploded and died. Everybody was sad, but Bob didn't mind because Bob thought the Black God was hot and a sexy beast! THE END!!!!