When Warriors Goes Wrong

by Griffinblitz

When Warriors Goes Wrong is a hilarious parody of warriors. People can review and make a character that I will use. Reviewers and people who like the story can vote on somethings, help with ideas, and make characters. This will include derps, randomness, total awesome syndrome, laughing hard, and more.

1. Chapter 1

Narrator: A few moons ago battles raged, but the clans won to darkness. Now, peace fills the

All of the leaders: Be quiet! This whole peace thing is boring!

Narrator: Then what do I do? I was just hired.

Blackstar: Well, guess what. Now you're fired!

Narrator: What?

Onestar: Get out.

Narrator: (Crying.) Fine! (Runs.)

Mistystar: What now?

Bramblestar: We... Wait. I need to announce it at a gathering.

All: (They teleport to a gathering.)

Bramblestar: We have peace, and won't need to fight any longer. Now...

Mistystar: We dance?

Blackstar: We destroy?

Onestar: We play princess games.

All except for Onestar: What?

Onestar: I mean... we have fun?

Bramblestar: Well, we can do all of that, but I say fly to Starclan and get the ultra powers of randomness!

All: Yay! (Start farting rainbows like Nyancat.)

Nyancat: Hey, that's my job!

Blackstar: Too bad. You're fired!

Nyancat: (Pouts.) I should have stayed home today.

(In Starclan.)

Redtail: Okay, so you're purchasing extra random powers, marshmallows, and a fairy princess costume?

All except for Onestar: Onestar?!

Redtail: That would be 59 Stardollars.

Bramblestar: Here!

All: Now, we're random. Forever!