As I fall through the Crater where He united his clones

I take a look at my host and realize there's no scones

But that's just perfect for a cloner like me

You know, I can't have things like stability

At 4:30 in the morning, I'm stumbling around

Number 13 falls off a cliff and Number 2 dies... fools


And I've been droolin' and blabbin' so long that

Even Sephiroth thinks that my soul is gone

I'm a clone of the man, I'm into losing my spleen

Got a Rifle in my arm and a freak on my back

But if you finish all of his clones and I get finished off

Then tonight we're gonna party like it's Meteor Number 9


We been spending most our lives

Living in a cloner's paradise

I've churned money once or twice

Living in a cloner's paradise

It's bad work and all sacrafice

Living in a cloner's paradise

We sell souls at discount price

Living in a cloner's paradise



A local monster kicked my butt last week

I just drooled at him and fell on his cheek

I really do care, in fact I wish they'd scream

'Cause I'll be drooling my head off when you're floating in Stream

But I ain't never killed a monster if they deserved it

A cloner with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of

I never wear clothing but I got a cool cloak

And my homies all agree that we look good in black... fools



If you came to kill us, you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even cleaned the North Crater in 5 thousand years

But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare

We're just mentally impaired


There's no save point, no Inn, no Highwind

Not a single neccesity

Like Cactus Island

It's as boring as can be



We been spending most our lives

Drooling in a cloner's paradise

We're just plain and cloned guys

Living in a cloner's paradise

It's all just sin and lots of vice

Living in a cloner's paradise

We don't fight, we all fall twice

Living in a cloner's paradise



Hitchin' up the monsters, churnin' lots of money

Made a clone on Monday, soon he'll make another

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?

Well, I know he's a million times as powerful as thou art

I'm one of the stupid guy the little SOLDIER's wanna kill off

On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the Sephiroth

So don't be vain and don't get whiny

Or else, my cloners, he might just have to get medieval on your heinie!



We been spending much of our lives

Living in a cloner's paradise

We're all crazy Sephicloners

Living in a cloner's paradise

There's no people or traffic lights

Living in a cloner's paradise

But you'd probably think they bite

Living in a cloner's paradise


Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh NO!