Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Genkitousen
Episode 1: Nonsensical Madness returns!
On the farthest side of the galaxy there lived a man.
A man with the power to change the world.
A man who, well, is stuck in a puddle?
"YEA! THAT'S RIGHT! THAT MAN IS ME, BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO AND I'M GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD ONCE I GET OUTTA THIS PUDDLE WHEN IT EVAPORATES IN 20 YEARS!" our favorite muscule head hero giggled as he began to sink.
"AH! BOBOBO THAT'S QUICK SAND NOT A PUDDLE! YOU'LL NEVER GET OUTTA THERE!" a girl with black hair slightly curled out with a singled bang over her seemingly large forehead yelled to Bobobo.
"AHH! YUKI COVER THAT THING UP! IT'S SHINING ALL THE LIGHT ON ME! AH! I'M SINKING MORE! NO! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!?" Bobobo cried as he sank even quicker.
"HEY! MY FOREHEAD IS NOT BIG! AND BESIDES, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOSE A COUPLE OF POUNDS LIKE I SUGGESTED!" Yuki yelled to Bobobo.
"WAHAHAHA! I'M JUST A LITTLE MEATY! IS THAT SO WRONG!?" Bobobo cried, his tears wetting the sand, causing him to sink even faster.
"AGH! BOBOBO! STOP CRYING OR YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT!" Yuki cried, trying to pull Bobobo out, who wouldn't budge.
"DON'T WORRY! I'LL SAVE YOU! ME! LOVE HUNTER Y…" Don Patch, I mean Love Hunter Y yelled as he fell from the sky, taking a very long pause.
"Um…Don Patch-"
"YUKI DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM!? HE'S LOVE HUNTER Y NOT DON PATCH!"
"YOU IDIOT! I'M LOVE HUNTER Y 2.0! THAT OUTDATED VERSION IS BENEITH ME!" Love Hunter Y screamed, with a giant 2 on his chest.
"But, what should we do. Bobobo might sink if we don't do something." Yuki cried.
"Don't worry, sweetheart. He's be out like…well…what's a good joke to say Yuki?" Love Hunter Y asked.
"Huh!? You mean you didn't even read the script?" Yuki asked, scrolling through Don Patch's lines.
"HEY! GUYS! I NEED HELP! PLEASE!" Bobobo cried.
"Shh! Wait a minute! So you said this line, there's mine…" Yuki said as he pointed to the words on the script.
"AH! NO!" Bobobo cried as he completely sunk to the bottom.
"How come it just goes blank right here?" Yuki wondered.
"Well…that's because…I'm not Love Hunter Y 2.0...I am…BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO!" Bobobo screamed, coming out of a Don Patch costume.
"AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? B-B-But, if you're Bobobo, then…w-who the heck was that that just sunk?" Yuki wondered, looked back in horror and confusion.
"WHAT!? I-It can't be!" Yuki cried.
"IT IS!" Bobobo yelled.
"IT'S THE GHOST OF DON PATCH!" the two yelled in unison.
"HOW COULD YOU TWO JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THAT TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH! CURSE YOU BOTH! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Don Patch screamed, shooting a weird laser at Bobobo.
"Wait a minute!" Yuki walked over to the ghost and put her hand out to him, with flour on her fingers.
"YOU'RE NO GHOST! YOU JUST PUT FLOUR ON YOU! What a dirty trick!" Yuki yelled, punching Don Patch.
"But how could he be covered in flower?" Yuki wondered, then bent down to touch the quicksand.
"No way! T-This isn't quicksand…it's…it's…"
"IT'S A CAKE OF WONDERFUL THINGS!" Bobobo smiled as he came out of the quicksand covered in icing.
"WAIT HOW'D YOU COME OUTTA THERE!?" Yuki cried.
"I DON'T KNOW BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR LIFTOFF IF WE DON'T HURRY UP!" Bobobo yelled, pulling Yuki and running as fast as he could to a giant rocket, which had Don Patch's face on it.
"WHAT!? WHAT THE HECK!?" YUKI SCREAMED AT THE SIGHT, as she and Bobobo came to a strange white room.
"…You have the right to remain silent." a deep voice said.
"What's going on-"
"Shh. Exactly what are you asking me…?" Bobobo wondered.
"Did you do it?" the man asked as he was hidden behind a large black chair.
"Do what?" Yuki wondered.
"Did you…EAT THE CHEESE!?" Don Patch screamed tackling Bobobo.
"AH! DON PATCH!" Yuki screamed.
"AGH! GET OFF OF ME YOU REJECT! YA! YUKI HELP ME! AGH! HE BITE MY EAR!" Bobobo cried.
"Hehehe, well, I guess we can go straight to the episode now. Hahaha." Yuki giggled, putting a giant card in front of the camera that read the Chapter's title.
BEGINNING OF EPISODE
"Hey, Bobobo. I've been meaning to ask you something." Yuki wondered.
"WHAT IS IT NOW YUKI!? ARE YOU GONNA SAY HOW I LOOK LIKE A BEAVER AGAIN!?" Bobobo cried, in a pond chewing on wooden sticks.
"Well, one if you didn't do that I wouldn't call you a beaver and two, that's not what I was gonna say. I was wondering who the girl you traveled with before was. The girl with the pink hair." Yuki wondered.
"Oh! Beauty!…NO!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH! WAHAHAHA!" Bobobo cried at a grave that had Beauty's name and picture on it.
"WAIT, BOBOBO! BEAUTY'S NOT DEAD!" Don Patch yelled.
"Wha..? YEA! BEAUTY!" Bobobo cried, hugging a Beauty plush doll.
"I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW MISSION! WE"RE GONNA REFORM THE TEAM! YEA! CUZ I MISS BEAUTY SO MUCH! WAHAHA! I MISS HER SCREAMING AT ME AND CALLING ME AN IDIOT ALL THE TIME! OH BEAUTY! YUKI YOU'RE WAY TOO NICE!" Bobobo cried on the ground.
"Well, let's go! We're gonna reform the team no matter what it takes! Hahaha!" Patches yelled, in a princess dress and sipping tea.
"Well…After my tea time that is." Patches said as she and Bobobette sipped tea from small, purple cups.
"HEY! THIS IS NO TIME TO BE SIPPING TEA! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FIND YOUR FRIENDS!" Yuki yelled.
"Oh yea! That's right! BLAST OFF!" Bobobo screamed as the room became a rocket and shot up, but crashed right after.
"NO! I'M A DISGRACE!" Bobobo cried.
"COME ON! LET'S GO! NOW!" Don Patch screamed, pulling his two friends as he ran through the streets and not looking both ways. Suddenly, however, a pink car hit Don Patch and sent all three of them flying into a tree.
"What was that?" the man in the pink car wondered. He stepped out of the car to get a glimpse.
"What did you hit?" a girl said in the car, stepping out as well.
She had straight pink hair that came to her shoulders and big sapphire blue eyes wearing a white cropped jacket with a red heart on the back, a hot-pink shirt with red lining at the bottom of it that stopped right above her belly button, large black wristbands with pink and white hearts on it, blue jeans with red hearts on the pockets, a white belt with a pink heart buckle, and black shoes.
"Softon, I don't think we can afford you hitting someone else. Remember when you hit that little kid in the schoolyard?" the girl asked.
"I know, Beauty. That cost me a FORTUNE!" Softon yelled, with a pink ice cream head and white eyes, a black and red jacket with a pink ice cream picture on the back, blue jeans and brown shoes to match the extravagant pink car.
"OW, OW, OW! A Splinter-WAH!" Yuki cried as she fell out of the tree and to the ground.
"WATCH OUT YUKI! AH!" Bobobo and Don Patch cried as they both fell on top of Yuki.
"AGH! GET OFF OF ME!" Yuki cried.
"No way…" Softon said, he and Beauty's mouth's open but ultimately speechless.
"Huh…? BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bobobo cried, running slowly toward Beauty with his arms open.
"BOBOBO!" Beauty smiled and did the same action Bobobo did.
"I MISSED YOU SO MUCH BEAUTY! YUKI SO BORING AND NEVER YELLS AT ME LIKE YOU DID! OH, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AFTER THESE LONG 3 YEARS!" Bobobo cried, hugging Beauty to the point that she couldn't breathe.
"OH! COME HERE SOFTON! I MISSED YOU TOO!" Bobobo cried, squeezing Softon tightly as well.
"Hehe, I-it's great to see you too, Bobobo, but can you please let go of me…I-I can't breathe." Beauty said, blue in the face.
"NO! I'M A MONSTER! I KILLED BEAUTY! WAHAHAHA!" Bobobo cried.
"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME! I MEAN I AM YOUR TRUE LOVE, RIGHT!?" Patches screamed out in a wedding dress. "GO AWAY! I HATE YOU PATCHES! YOU'RE SO CRUEL!" Bobobo cried.
"GRR, WHY YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN IN HELL AND COME BACK SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!" Patches screamed, stomping on Bobobo.
"Well, I see you guys haven't changed at all." Beauty smiled, getting up off the ground and dusting herself off. Yuki just stared at Beauty, who was watching her old friend act normal in their sense of the word.
So this is her. The pink haired girl that traveled with Bobobo when he defeat those Hair Hunters 3 years ago. Yuki thought to herself.
"Hello. I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. I'm Softon." Softon smiled, giving Yuki his had to shake.
"…I'm Yuki. A pleasure to meet you." Yuki smiled, shaking Softon's hand.
"Aww! Beauty I missed you so much! I just wanna get you a gift but too bad it's not in my budget!" Bobobo cried.
"Then why'd you say it?" Beauty asked, annoyed. "YEA! THAT'S THE BEAUTY I LOVE!" Bobobo cried, still happy to see Beauty.
"HAHAHA! BEAUTY DIDN"T GROW! AHAHAHA! NOW I'M TALLER AND BETTER THAN HER!" Don Patch laughed, in stilts.
"AHAHHA-WAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Don Patch cried as he fell on Bobobo.
"STUPID DON PATCH!" Bobobo screamed as he put Don Patch on a rotisserie to burn.
"Well, anyways…Oh! I'm so sorry, I'm being rude. I didn't introduce myself. I'm Beauty, and you are…?"
"Yuki. My name's Yuki. Nice to meet you." Yuki smiled at Beauty, who was actually shorter than her.
"Aww! Beauty, Yuki and you are the same age but she's even taller than you, too." Bobobo laughed.
(Inferring that Yuki is also 18 like Beauty is now. And Beauty is also still only 5 feet tall like she was in the original Bobobo series)
"Hey! I'm sorry if I'm not a Jolly Green Giant like you Bobobo-" Beauty yelled, though Bobobo began to sulk in a corner before she could finish.
"S-So I am a Giant Good for nothing. WAHAHAHHA! I'M JUST GONNA DROWN MYSELF IN CHOCOLATE!" Bobobo cried.
"NO! THAT'S MINE!" Don Patch screamed.
"YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR IT!?" Bobobo yelled, in boxing gear.
"YEA!" Don Patch yelled, suddenly growing muscles and charging at Bobobo.
"Hehehe…" Softon, Beauty, and Yuki laughed sarcastically.
"So, how'd you guys get all the way on this side of town? Or should I even ask?" Beauty wondered.
"Bobobo crashed his rocket here so we've walked about 20 miles following Don Patch who obviously has no sense of direction." Yuki answered.
"Hehe, I figured that." Beauty giggled.
"Well, anyways, We've gotta reform the team so we can defeat the army of Hair Hunters from the first Maruhage Empire, when Tsurulina the 1st was in charge." Bobobo said, getting serious as Don Patch was on the ground battered and bruised.
"Wait, Bobobo why didn't you bring that up at the beginning of the episode? How come you're just saying that now when the episode's almost over." Yuki wondered.
"Well they can read! I mean they wouldn't have clicked on our story if they didn't read the summary!" Bobobo screamed. "Well how are we gonna do that?" Beauty wondered.
"Yea! Remember, you ate Jelly Jiggler, Bobobo and my poor Hatenko is roaming in space cuz your punch was like a thousand oxen. OH MY POOR HATENKO! WAHAHA!" Don Patch cried.
"And I haven't seen or heard from Hekun and Pokomi since we beat Tsuru Tsurulina the 3rd." Beauty said.
"Well, I guess we're gonna have to look for them!" Bobobo yelled, handing everyone walkie talkies and a black detective suit.
"Well, this is nice Bobobo, but these suits only work at night you do know that?" Softon said, ruining Bobobo's entire plan.
"NO! MY PLAN IS RUINED! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING SOFTON!" Bobobo cried.
"Well, we can still use the walkie talkies and split up, Bobobo." Yuki said, trying to calm him down.
"YES! YOU'RE RIGHT! EVERYBODY SPLIT UP!" Bobobo yelled, as he began to run and fade away to find his friends.
"Well, he's in a hurry." Softon said.
"NO! I'M GONNA FIND THEM FIRST! YA!" Don Patch screamed as he ran behind Bobobo, racing him actually.
"Well, I'll scout them myself. I'll drive around the city and ask around." Softon said getting into his car and driving away.
"Hey, Yuki, you and I can go together since you don't really know what they look like, okay?" Beauty smiled.
"Sure. That's a lot easier for me. Let's go." Yuki smiled as she and Beauty walked away, however someone in the trees was spying on them.
"So, Bobobo's after my lord? I'll see to it that he doesn't get all his little friend back. AHAHAHA-OW!" a man in the trees laughed before he feel straight onto his head. He was wearing a black body suit with pink armor and gold boots. He was also bald but had long eye lashes and a puffy beard.
"I HAVE TO TELL LORD TSURULINA!" the man yelled, hopping through the trees away from the camera.
Well, That was episode 1! Hope ya liked it! Stay tuned for Episode 2! Bye Bye!
*Yuki is the girl at the very end of Shinsetsu that Bobobo saves. If you haven't seen what she looked like in that series then here's the page at photobucket.
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*If you all haven't figured it out yet, Randori Bobobo will be discontinued cuz I couldn't think of anything else to write in it. I'll still leave it up for everyone that liked the way it was going and it will have a complete sign on it as well since it will no longer be worked on, but trust me, Genkitousen will be SO MUCH BETTER and a LOT funnier. Thanx and bye bye! :D