All Grown Up ~~Chapter 1~~ -
*At England's house*
"But Daaaaaad! I wanna watch Dr. Who!" London moaned.
"I don't care. It's ONE page of paperwork. You can watch Dr. Who later!" England reasoned. "But I want to watch the Doctor NOW!"
"Too bloody bad! Do your work before I ban you from Dr. Who for a month!" London sat at the oak desk and grumbled.
*At America's house*
America looked up from his laptop in the living room at the passing D.C. "Where are you going?" D.C looked like we was getting ready to leave, "You still have chores to do. Have you cleaned AmeriCat's litter box yet?" D.C stopped. "I made plans with Ottowa. We're going to-"
"D.C. Did you do your chores?"
"No, but we will only be out for a few hours and-"
"No, Gregory. You can't go. You need to do your chores."
"But its only A FEW hooouurs!"
"No, you aren't going and that's FINAL." America said. D.C gave him a look and continued out the door onto the porch.
"GREGORY JEFFERSON JONES GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK IN HERE" America boomed as he stood up from the couch. It was this rare moment of anger when America struck fear into fellow nations. D.C scooted in the door.
"YOU WILL GO DO YOUR CHORES RIGHT THIS INSTANT." D.C ran up to his room, slammed the door, and started blasting death metal. America felt his frustration subside as he pinched the bridge of his nose.
*At China's house*
"Here's lunch, aru." China gave Beijing his plate of food. Beijing happily munched his food until something caught his eye. "Father?"
"Hmmm?"
"Is that a green pea in my fried rice, aru?"
"Yeah... why?" Beijing dropped his chopsticks and pushed his plate away. "I hate green peas. Now it's all contaminated."
"But, I though you liked them, aru!" China said. "No. Make my lunch again."
"Just eat it!" Beijing got out of his chair and dropped onto the floor. He started to moan. "F-fine! Have it your way!" China stormily got up and pulled out his wok and the proper ingredients.
*At Russia's house*
"Moscow!" Russia called into his daughter's bedroom, "It is the time for the bed, da?"
"No! It is not!" She was busy dissecting a vast array of complicated electronics. "Oh, but it is, comrade! Come on, let us pick out the pajama's, hm? He cheerily said. She turned around and looked him in the eye.
"No."
"Da."
"Nooooo."
"Daaaaaa."
"No no no no no!" Russia became frustrated.
"KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL" His dark aura surrounded him. Moscow wasn't having any of it. She fought back with her own aura.
"KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL" Her aura met his. Russia stopped, exhausted.
"Ok then. You can go to bed whenever. I don't care."
Russia closed the door behind him and sighed.
In fact, many other nations were facing similar problems.
"Canberra, you ate all the vegemite!"
"Madrid, get back here NOW!"
"Damnit, Ottowa, you ruined the carpet!"
"Berlin, stop this nonsense!"
"Rome! Please, come down from there!"
"Paris, quit it!"
Little did the capitols know, their world would be turned right upside down!
August 23, 2013. World UN meeting.
"London is out of control" Iggy complained.
"D.C is straight up rebellious." America said.
"Beijing is a pain!"
"Same here with Moscow!"
"So, everyone can relate to our children acting up?" The nations all nodded, "Okay, so what do you guys propose we do?"
"I think we should all take away their electronics." Japan suggested.
"Naaah, they'll just find a way to steal it back." Belarus said.
"Physical punishment?" Australia suggested.
"God no."
"Make them eat England's cooking?" Ukraine suggested. Everyone recoiled. "Goodness, madmoiselle! We don't want to kill the poor things!"
"Anything else?" It was silent. Suddenly, inspiration. America's hand shot up.
"Ugh... yes, America?" America cleared his throat.
"Our children clearly don't know how well off they have it. We cook, clean, and drive them everywhere. So I propose we take a vacation and let them manage themselves for once. We can leave behind secret cameras just so we know they aren't dead." Everyone was shocked. For once, a good idea from America.
"Uhh, okay! Good Idea! Those for the Idea?" Everyone raised their hands. "Uhhh, I think I counted wrong. I got an all-unanimous vote." He counted again. London was shocked.
"Everyone agrees... Damn, it's like bloody cats and dogs will start living together soon..."
"Well, come on then! Let's pick a vacation spot, aru!" China shouted.
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