I'm trying new ways of writing, so I'm gonna write a one-shot about Lucy and Lisanna! I really hate it when Lisanna becomes a total bitch, and there's a whole love triangle. In the anime they seemed like pretty good friends, right? Onto the story!~

Lisanna's P.O.V

I sat at the counter, talking to Mira, about what? About playing match maker of course! "Hmm... Mira? Who do you like?" I asked clapping my hands together. She shook her head, "Nobody really catches my eye..." She sighed. Just the two of us talking like we usually do... I felt warm and comfortable, but... It got a bit awkward when Lucy took a seat next to me.

"What would you like, Lucy?" Mira asked, already holding a cup. "The usual, please." I never really got to have a real conversation with Lucy, so I started fidgeting and squirming, trying to think of a topic. I noticed that she was doing the same.

Lucy's P.O.V

"S-so..." I started, hoping that would begin our talk. Lucy, you idiot! 'So?' What kind of conversation starter is that?! I began to scold myself. "So Lucy, I heard you and Natsu are a thing!" I blushed at her comment. I furiously shook my head. "N-no! No, definitely not!" She smirked at my reaction. "Is that so?"

Lisanna's P.O.V

Wow, seeing Lucy react is fun! "Here you go, Lucy." Mira handed her a drink. I stared at her drink it, and thought of other things to say. But mostly, I just thought about us becoming close friends! She seemed so nice, and I practically already know her... She and Edo-Lucy must have some similar points, right? "Lucy, you wanna come on a job with me?"

"Uhh..." She hesitated. "Please!~" I begged. "O-okay?" "Awesome!" I grabbed a job flyer out of my pocket and gave it to Mira. This job was meant for me and Elfman, but he can wait a bit longer! I dragged Lucy out of the guild, leaving her dumbfounded.

After a long awkward silence, we decided to talk. "So, Lisanna. Are you and Natsu in a relationship?" She asked. I stood there and stared at her, and made her flinch when I suddenly bursted out laughing. I sighed and wiped a small tear from my eye. "That was more like an unrequited love when we were little. Now I'm an official supporter of NaLu!" I cheered. "N-NaLu? What's that?" My eyes widened at her question, ...Snap... She doesn't know about the NaLu fanclub at the guild... "Oh! We're here at the train station!" I yelled. I think that was a good distraction... Lucy gave me a smile, though I'm fully sure it meant she was confused.

We boarded the train, and took our seats. We looked out the window, staring at the passengers boarding the train. It takes 2 days to get to Clover... And with this awkward silence... This is gonna be a long trip.

After a long hour, Lucy spoke up. "Umm, Lisanna. Don't you think Mira and Fried would make a good couple?" My eyes widened. "I KNOW RIGHT!" I jumped in my seat, getting unwanted attention. Lucy and I kept fan girl screaming. "Ah, so are you a fellow match maker?" I asked, lifting my eyebrow. "Let's keep it our little secret." She winked.

"So what do you think about Gajeel and Levy?" Lucy asked. "They're perfect together!" We talked about the guild's crooked romance for the next two days, or at least until we reached Clover.

~Hotel... (The No-Name Brand Hotel!)

"Mmm..." Lucy moaned when she woke up from her sleep, "Eh? Where are we?" The blonde asked looking around. "It's the hotel. You fell asleep in the train, so I carried you here." "Oh, sorry if I was heavy." I laughed. "I think Happy's weight jokes have finally gotten to you."

~The next morning. (Monday)

"We have to go to... Clover's Elementary Magic School?" Lucy re-read the job description to make sure. "Yup." "And you chose that job for you and Elfman? ELFMAN?!" I chuckled darkly. "Elfman was for those... Naughty little children... Heh heh heh." My expression darkened, and Lucy shivered while stepping back. "Uhh... I'm just kidding! Well, kinda..." Lucy smiled at me, a bit creeped out.

Lucy's P.O.V

"Wait, I think I remember Gajeel picking out this job a while back." I thought back. "What was it like?" "He... he said they were a nightmare... *TT^TT*" I cried. Lisanna quickly followed my lead, and started panicking. "Let's make a run for it." She whispered. I nodded and followed her. "Excuse me? Are you the mages from Fairy Tail?" The classroom teacher asked. We froze and nodded hesitantly. "Great," She noticed us shaking and put her hands on our shoulder. "Don't worry, you only have to take care of those little monsters for a few days."

"O-okay..." I sobbed.

~In the classroom.

"G-good morning everyone..." Lisanna and I said in sync. "Who are you?" A small brunette asked tugging on my skirt. "We-we're your substitute teachers until Friday. I'm Lucy, and t-that's Lisanna." Lisanna smiled. "Are you scared?" The little girl smirked. "Wha? Of course not!" Lisanna said in an awkward tone. "They don't seem that bad, I think we'll be alright." I whispered. Lisanna nodded in return. "Pfft... That's what you think." The girl mumbled to herself. "Pardon?" Lisanna asked. The girl shook her head and smiled.

~Pick-up time! (Sorry... Got lazy!)

"Bye! Lucy and Lisanna-sensei!" "Bye, Hikari!" Lisanna closed the door and sighed. "They were a lot easier than I thought." I nodded, "I don't know what Gajeel was talking about, they're angels. Especially Hikari-chan and Misaki-chan!" (Brunette and a kid with raven hair?) "Well, you wanna eat out tonight?" She asked. "Sure!"

~Four Leaf Clover Restaurant (Get it? Four Leaf Clover!-...Cause we're in... Clover... Okay okay, bad joke... Moving on!)

"So, what do you think about yaoi?" Lisanna asked, I laughed a bit, "I'm not a huge fan, but I definitely like it more than yuri." She nodded. "So do you support the, oh so popular, NatsuXGray?" She laughed. "I guess, but wouldn't Juvia consider Natsu her love rival then?." We stared at each other and laughed, when we get back to the guild, let's make a plan to get 'them' together." I nodded. "Can you think of a crack couple?" I waited for her answer while I finished my steak. "Gajeel and Laxus!" She said smiling. "*Cough cough*"

"L-Lucy, you okay?" Lisanna handed me a glass of water. "Uhh... Yeah, sorry. But your choice kind of... Suprised me..." We thought about it, and created of an image of the new yaoi couple. "E-ew." Lisanna whispered, looking a bit pale. "We shouldn't even think like that..." I gagged.

We walked home, and decided it was best to keep the yaoi talk to a minimum... Or any romance talk that included Laxus or Gajeel.

~Day 2 at Clover Elementary School (Tuesday)

"Can't wait to see everyone again!" "Yeah!" I opened the door while Lisanna followed me inside. There was a huge mess, and the noise may have been loud enough to rival Fairy Tail's. "Hey! Hey! Hikari, put down that chair! HIKARI!" Lisanna chased after the small brunette, while I had my own problems. "Misaki! MISAKI! If you cut his hair, I'll tell your mom!" I yelled. I gasped when she stuck up her middle finger. "MISAKI! WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?!"

"H-hey! HEY! LET GO! LUCY! HELP ME!"

"HEY! HEY! STOP IT! LISANNA! HELP ME!"

We screamed in unison. "You think we tortured them enough?" Misaki asked, yanking on my pig-tails. "Yeah, 5 minutes til pick up." Hikari answered. I looked up to see that Hikari was using Lisanna as a horse. They jumped off of us and started to clean the classroom. The rest of the students kept an eye on us to make sure we wouldn't run out. Hell, they even tied us to the to the teacher's chair.

~No Name Hotel

"Gosh... I get why Gajeel called them a nightmare now..." I said, checking how much hair I had left. Lisanna was bandaging her wrist, where Hikari bit her... "Well, I think we know why the teacher wanted to take a vaycay this early in the school year." She pointed out.

~Back to... The devil school (Wednesday)

"Lisanna... You go in first..." "What?! Are you crazy? They're probably already waiting for us to walk in there, and then... BAM! SPLASH SOME PAINT ON US!" Lisanna cried. I took a deep breath and kicked open the door. Damn... Lisanna was right, the moment the door opened, paint shot out of the class. Luckily it missed. Lisanna and I shook walking into the class, and the room was a bigger disaster than yesterday. Lisanna was pissed off, and I could feel her dark aura... Similar to Mira's...

"That's it, you brats! Clean up the mess... Or I'll take you into that closet, and kill you in there... Heh heh heh... And do you really want to take that chance?" She asked darkly. Her dark aura was even scaring the teacher next door. But somehow, through this whole thing, I just stood there laughing into my hand.

~Saturday

Since Wednesday, the kids really were angels! So we had an easy week, and the job pay was pretty good. Now it's Saturday, so we're heading back to Fairy Tail.

"Lucy, what should be the first couple we get together at the guild?" "Umm... Uhh..." It's not that I didn't plan this... I already had a list, but Misaki hit my head so hard, I think that part of my memory dropped out... "How about Mira and Fried?"

Lisanna squealed, and I joined her. "What's the plan?" Lisanna thought about it and finally thought of something... Then she smirked... Should I be nervous? "Lucy, we're gonna need Virgo..."

So, remember when I said this was gonna be a one-shot? Yeah, well I kinda lied... I decided that I wanna continue this story, I had lots of fun writing it! Well... Except for getting that LaxusXGajeel image stuck in my head... Anyways! I'm gonna keep the story going, FOREVER! Until the next chapter. ~Please Review!