This is just pretty much Heroes of Olympus, improvised with roles flip-flopped around. Enjoy~! ^-^


"Percy!"

There she was. Annabeth. My girlfriend, missing for months. And she was right in front of me.

...Well, more like getting pulled away by a monster.

' Quit pondering about it, and go save your girlfriend before she gets EATEN WHOLE! '

Let's stop for a moment from this epic tale you're about to ensue.


Hi, the name's Percy Jackson.

The Percy Jackson that Camp Half-Blood is always talking about.

So, you're about to read this fanfiction about my life.

And how I (almost) get killed millions of times.

I hope that stories of probable deaths will entertain you.

Have fun!


I then ran to her.

' Stupid monsters, always ruining my stupid life... '

"Annabeth!"

"P-Percy!"

Woah. Not like Annabeth to stammer.

"Gah, Percy!"

Since when did she have a man's voice?

"You know what?"

That was the last thing I heard stammering-man-Annabeth say before I got washed down by a tsunami.


AN- So, did you like it? Not my best. I guess that's because I'm too busy with my mint chocolate chip ice-cream to focus... xD Oh well. I hope you come back to read more! ^-^