Klw". Ok people, After a LOOOONNNNGGGGG delay, I have finally reposted, rewritten and redone this fic so it would not get deleted and so it would be none mary-sue."
Hiei glares", God, you are so slow."
Klw glares back at Hiei.
Hiei", Hn."
Klw" Well anyway, Kurama do the disclaimer."
Kurama smiles". Okay. Klw doesn't own yu yu hakusho or any of it's characters or ff.net only herself and the ideas that are in her head.
Klw", Yea I own it ! I finally own something!!"
signs of speech " " means talking, ' ' means thinking
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Chapter 1: Fanfiction.net
Kurama was walking home with his friend, Kari( a/n: Me. I like the name Kari better than my name.) ,who is also one of the Reikai Tentai who was reading online manga translations for yu yu hakusho and reading fanfics on fanfiction.net.
Kari who was typing something on her laptop, spoke up"., Come on Kurama. So Yusuke and Kuwabaka called you gay but I know you're not. Sides, yusuke is an asshole and Kuwabara has the mind of a three day old saru."
Kurama sighs", Yeah but I'm still pissed. What are you doing?"
He looks over her shoulder and sees the words fanfiction.net and yu yu hakusho.
Kari sweatdrops", N...nothing.. 'If he found out about this site when he's pissed ........*images of bombs exploding appear in her head* Kuso!' She closes her laptop quickly.
"I go to go home, now. Homework. Ja ne, Kurama." She says as she starts running toward her house.
Kurama smiles at her",Ja ne' I think I will go on this fanfiction.net when I get home.'
So Kurama had gotten to his house and decided to read the fanfics on fanfiction.net.
Kurama walks in and takes his shoes off and he walks into the kitchen. Shiori was there and she was baking something. " Tadaima." Kurama said as he walked over to Shiori. She looks over at Kurama and smiles", Okaerinasai." "Kasan, I'm going to go on the internet for a while. Kurama says. Shiori smiles", Okay and I bought you a new cell phone."
"Arigato." Kurama says as he runs upstairs to his room. He walks over to his computer and waits for aol to connect
Aol voice thingy: Welcome
"Finally. ok" He types in fanfiction.net .He picks the anime section then yu yu hakusho. He sees a few stories with his name and the other reikai tentai's name. Kurama reads the short info. on a story which reads: What if Kurama had really died in the Dark Tournament? What Would Hiei's reactions on the death of his koi be? Rated Pg-13 For language.Shonen-ai big time.
Kurama gawks at what it says on the screen ", o.o K.. k..koi!!!!!!?What the fuck! Is this real!?" Kurama then remembers that it's fan'fiction' .
Kurama laughs out loud", ^^'' ha ha. Wait a minute.I figured out how to get my revenge on Urameshi and the baka." He grins evilly. Kurama starts typing something as fast as he can type which is pretty fast.
30 minutes later
Kurama finished typing. He signed on fanfiction.net as pissed-off kitsune. "Now to post this ." He said as he uploaded the fic. Then he writes the things about it and posts it.
Kurama reads the short info out loud. "Title:Yusuke's and Kuwabara's love by pissed-off kitsune. Yusuke wants to tell Kuwabara how he feels and Kuwabara wants to tell the same thing to Yusuke. Rated R for language and other things.Shonen-ai and yaoi hell ya." Kurama grins evilly", Perfect revange." Kurama gets his new cell phone which is red. "I think I'll call Kari and tell her to read this." He dials Kari's number.
Kari answers the phone", moshi moshi?" " Hey. This Kurama. Kari could you go on fanfiction.net and read a fic for me?" Kari smirks", So you did find out about it. Which one?" "Yusuke's and Kuwabara's love." Kurama replies. "But it's yaoi and I don't like yaoi that much. It's nasty what they put there sometimes." Kari says as nasty thought ener her head. " Please read it." Pleads Kurama. Kari sighs", Fine."
A few minutes later
Kari was laughing her ass off while rolling on the floor laughing", Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Was it good?" Asks Kurama. Kari, who was still laughing, replies ", Hell ya. It was funny too. I wonder who wrote it?" "I wrote it." Kurama answers calmly. Kari sweatdrops", ^^" hehe... I guess you were really pissed. Hey read read a few other ones. I'll tell you which ones are funny."
So for 6-7 hours they were reading fanfics.
The next morning
Yusuke and Kuwabara are walking to school(a/n:amazing ain't it)and they see Kari and Kurama laughing. Yusuke walks over to them", What's so funny?" "Yeah. What is it." Kuwabara asks stupidly. Kurama, who was still laughing a little, smiles", Oh..nothing."
Kari smirks evily",(in kitsune language)I see you two lovebirds are happy." She laughs out loud. (a/n:when someone's talking in kitsune language it will be kl for short.) Kurama smiles",(kl)yeah." He laughs.
Yusuke raises an eyebrow", What are you two talking about?" Hiei appears out of no where. " Hn. Yes, what are you two talking about?
Kari looks over at Hiei and gets something out of her backpack.", Hey, Hiei here's the laptop I promised to get you." The laptop is with flames on it and on the back of it there is a black dragon. "And by the way, here's a website that you should go on. All the steps are in order." Kari says with a smile. Kurama smiles at Hiei", Tell me what you think of it after school."
Hiei jumps in a tree as they go to school. " Might as well, since I got nothing better to do." He turns on the computer, then logs on, and goes on fanfiction.net. He finds the fic and reads it.
Hiei reads the story and his eyes open wide in shock"................HMMMM!?!?!?" Hiei than.......
______________________owari_______________________________________________________________
Klw falls over", I changed alot of things @.@
Hiei", Hn.
Kurama smiles", Atleast this time it won't get deleted".
Hiei", Hn. It's stll a pointless fic."
Klw", It's not pointless. It proves that revange is good."
Hiei", True."
Klw", So I hoped you all enjoyed the chapter."
Japanese words
Reikai Tentai- Spirit Detectives
saru- monkey
kuso- Shit, damn
ja ne- see ya
Tadaima- I'm home
Okaerinasai- Welcome home
kasan- mom
arigato- Thanks
koi- love
Shonen ai- guy love
Yaoi- gay
baka- idiot
kitsune- fox
moshi moshi- hello( when you're talking on the phone)
owari- end
Hiei glares", God, you are so slow."
Klw glares back at Hiei.
Hiei", Hn."
Klw" Well anyway, Kurama do the disclaimer."
Kurama smiles". Okay. Klw doesn't own yu yu hakusho or any of it's characters or ff.net only herself and the ideas that are in her head.
Klw", Yea I own it ! I finally own something!!"
signs of speech " " means talking, ' ' means thinking
_________________________________________________________________________________________
Chapter 1: Fanfiction.net
Kurama was walking home with his friend, Kari( a/n: Me. I like the name Kari better than my name.) ,who is also one of the Reikai Tentai who was reading online manga translations for yu yu hakusho and reading fanfics on fanfiction.net.
Kari who was typing something on her laptop, spoke up"., Come on Kurama. So Yusuke and Kuwabaka called you gay but I know you're not. Sides, yusuke is an asshole and Kuwabara has the mind of a three day old saru."
Kurama sighs", Yeah but I'm still pissed. What are you doing?"
He looks over her shoulder and sees the words fanfiction.net and yu yu hakusho.
Kari sweatdrops", N...nothing.. 'If he found out about this site when he's pissed ........*images of bombs exploding appear in her head* Kuso!' She closes her laptop quickly.
"I go to go home, now. Homework. Ja ne, Kurama." She says as she starts running toward her house.
Kurama smiles at her",Ja ne' I think I will go on this fanfiction.net when I get home.'
So Kurama had gotten to his house and decided to read the fanfics on fanfiction.net.
Kurama walks in and takes his shoes off and he walks into the kitchen. Shiori was there and she was baking something. " Tadaima." Kurama said as he walked over to Shiori. She looks over at Kurama and smiles", Okaerinasai." "Kasan, I'm going to go on the internet for a while. Kurama says. Shiori smiles", Okay and I bought you a new cell phone."
"Arigato." Kurama says as he runs upstairs to his room. He walks over to his computer and waits for aol to connect
Aol voice thingy: Welcome
"Finally. ok" He types in fanfiction.net .He picks the anime section then yu yu hakusho. He sees a few stories with his name and the other reikai tentai's name. Kurama reads the short info. on a story which reads: What if Kurama had really died in the Dark Tournament? What Would Hiei's reactions on the death of his koi be? Rated Pg-13 For language.Shonen-ai big time.
Kurama gawks at what it says on the screen ", o.o K.. k..koi!!!!!!?What the fuck! Is this real!?" Kurama then remembers that it's fan'fiction' .
Kurama laughs out loud", ^^'' ha ha. Wait a minute.I figured out how to get my revenge on Urameshi and the baka." He grins evilly. Kurama starts typing something as fast as he can type which is pretty fast.
30 minutes later
Kurama finished typing. He signed on fanfiction.net as pissed-off kitsune. "Now to post this ." He said as he uploaded the fic. Then he writes the things about it and posts it.
Kurama reads the short info out loud. "Title:Yusuke's and Kuwabara's love by pissed-off kitsune. Yusuke wants to tell Kuwabara how he feels and Kuwabara wants to tell the same thing to Yusuke. Rated R for language and other things.Shonen-ai and yaoi hell ya." Kurama grins evilly", Perfect revange." Kurama gets his new cell phone which is red. "I think I'll call Kari and tell her to read this." He dials Kari's number.
Kari answers the phone", moshi moshi?" " Hey. This Kurama. Kari could you go on fanfiction.net and read a fic for me?" Kari smirks", So you did find out about it. Which one?" "Yusuke's and Kuwabara's love." Kurama replies. "But it's yaoi and I don't like yaoi that much. It's nasty what they put there sometimes." Kari says as nasty thought ener her head. " Please read it." Pleads Kurama. Kari sighs", Fine."
A few minutes later
Kari was laughing her ass off while rolling on the floor laughing", Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Was it good?" Asks Kurama. Kari, who was still laughing, replies ", Hell ya. It was funny too. I wonder who wrote it?" "I wrote it." Kurama answers calmly. Kari sweatdrops", ^^" hehe... I guess you were really pissed. Hey read read a few other ones. I'll tell you which ones are funny."
So for 6-7 hours they were reading fanfics.
The next morning
Yusuke and Kuwabara are walking to school(a/n:amazing ain't it)and they see Kari and Kurama laughing. Yusuke walks over to them", What's so funny?" "Yeah. What is it." Kuwabara asks stupidly. Kurama, who was still laughing a little, smiles", Oh..nothing."
Kari smirks evily",(in kitsune language)I see you two lovebirds are happy." She laughs out loud. (a/n:when someone's talking in kitsune language it will be kl for short.) Kurama smiles",(kl)yeah." He laughs.
Yusuke raises an eyebrow", What are you two talking about?" Hiei appears out of no where. " Hn. Yes, what are you two talking about?
Kari looks over at Hiei and gets something out of her backpack.", Hey, Hiei here's the laptop I promised to get you." The laptop is with flames on it and on the back of it there is a black dragon. "And by the way, here's a website that you should go on. All the steps are in order." Kari says with a smile. Kurama smiles at Hiei", Tell me what you think of it after school."
Hiei jumps in a tree as they go to school. " Might as well, since I got nothing better to do." He turns on the computer, then logs on, and goes on fanfiction.net. He finds the fic and reads it.
Hiei reads the story and his eyes open wide in shock"................HMMMM!?!?!?" Hiei than.......
______________________owari_______________________________________________________________
Klw falls over", I changed alot of things @.@
Hiei", Hn.
Kurama smiles", Atleast this time it won't get deleted".
Hiei", Hn. It's stll a pointless fic."
Klw", It's not pointless. It proves that revange is good."
Hiei", True."
Klw", So I hoped you all enjoyed the chapter."
Japanese words
Reikai Tentai- Spirit Detectives
saru- monkey
kuso- Shit, damn
ja ne- see ya
Tadaima- I'm home
Okaerinasai- Welcome home
kasan- mom
arigato- Thanks
koi- love
Shonen ai- guy love
Yaoi- gay
baka- idiot
kitsune- fox
moshi moshi- hello( when you're talking on the phone)
owari- end