10 ways to get Hermione on your ASS!!

Iskeze: These are actually 10 ways to get Heromine on your ASS they might seem a bit cheesy but I guarantee that they work!

Hermione: Oh come on I bet you can not name ONE!!!!

Iskeze: Oh YEAH!! I CAN NAME 10 AND HERE THEY ARE!!!!

Hermione: Iskeze does not even own Harry Potter…that belongs to J.K Rowling.

Iskeze:…I wish I did…I'd be frickin rich!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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Tell her McGonagall says you're the dumbest student she's had since she started teaching. P.S. if Heromine hears you run for your LIFE!!

Steal her O.W.L (report card) and cross out all the O's

(outstanding)and put a bunch of P's (poor) and give it back to her.

Tell her that her parents are being held hostage by the squid and lead her to the lake and push her in and hide behind a tree and watch her trudge out.P.S. make sure she dosent see you if she does say your prayers!

Steal her text books run by Ron and hand the books to him and tell Heromine that he did it and grab some popcorn maybe a soda and watch the fireworks FLY!!

Tell her that Ron gave her a sleeping potion and snogged (kissed) her in her sleep…run.

Tell her that Snape is madly in love with her, watch her freak out for a whole week then tell her tha he hates her now.

Put nose bleed in her food and run as you start cracking up!!!=D

Tell her that Fred and George are cooking up a very horrible prank on her an watch as she is on the edge everyday.

Lock her in Moaning Mytrles bathroom…come back in couple hours to see if shes killed herself yet.

AND FINALLY tell her that Snape is making everyone do this potion that needs a herb that the students have to get half way around the world, or else they fail the school year. When she comes back with the herb (arm yourself) and tell her that Snape canceled the assingment……run for your life!!!!!

Iskeze:Id just like to let you know I had help from Miru Sheimateru (she typed the last name and 5 the reasons)

Miru: HIYA everyone, this is Iskeze's first fanfic so no flamie!

Iskeze: DON'T BABY ME!!!!!!!!

Hermione: He means don't go easy on him if you hated it than say so….Iskeze you suck….

(Iskeze grabs wand)Iskeze:DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!

Miru: uhhh (watches as Hermione an Iskeze fight to the death) so yeeeeah don forget Read an review please….or else…dun dun dun

Hermione: DIE ISKEZE DIE!!!!

Miru: ahhh fuck now I got to go help him…peace

Iskeze: (about to die) hoooope yoou likke it.