Hey guys, it's Hope! I *hope* (heheheh) that you guys like this fanfic! I actually laughed out loud a bunch when I was writing it x) don't forget to r & r!
Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride. You don't own Maximum Ride.
Fang grabbed his laptop and sat down in the Lazy Boy next to the fire, opening the screen and watching it illuminate the room.
It was late, like midnight late. He didn't expect any of the other Flock members to be awake.
He logged into his favorite chat room, "Chat Wid Peepz!", which his friend Nathan started when they were in Virginia with Anne.
Nickalator has entered the chat
XxSamfxX has entered the chat
Nickalator: Yo.
XxSamfxX: Hey.
Nickalator: Hi.
XxSamfxX: Hello.
Nickalator: Do I know you?
XxSamfxX: Maybe.
Nickalator: …
XxSamFxX: Oh yeah! You're Nick, right?
Nickalator: Maybe. Maybe not.
XxSamFxX: …? What's that supposed to mean?
Nickalator: IT MEANS NICK HAS BEEN POSSESSED AND WANTS TO SUCK YOUR NUTS!
XxSamFxX: Wtf?
Nickalator: Peanuts, that is.
Fang started cracking up, sighing after he finally got over his own joke.
XxSamFxX: Okay then…
Nickalator: Yep. I hope they're not terribly salty.
XxSamFxX: Sureee…
Nickalator: Mmhm.
XxSamFxX: Seriously. You're Max's brother, right?
Nickalator: What'sit to ya?
XxSamFxX: I just wanna know.
Nickalator: Why
XxSamfxX: Because
Nickalator: Because what?
XxSamFxX: Cause we had a great first date and I wanna know what the hell ever happened to her. And she's a really hot kisser.
Fang narrowed his eyes at the computer screen.
Nickalator: I know right?
XxSamFxX: Excuse me?
Nickalator: I was agreeing with you.
XxSamFxX: That's just wrong, man.
Nickalator: What's wrong with it
XxSamFxX: Everything. But seriously, can I talk to her?
Nickalator: No
XxSamFxX: Why not
Nickalator: Because
XxSamFxX: …
Nickalator: WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY SISTER?
XxSamFxX: What?
Nickalator: You heard me.
XxSamFxX: I just don't understand
Nickalator: What. Are. Your. .Tions.
XxSamFxX: Uh…
Nickalator: BECAUSE SHE'S MINE! ALL MINE! COMPRENDE? HUH? I KNOW YOU MUCHO GUSTO HER BUT SHE'S MY MUCHO GUSTO! MIINEEEEEE!
XxSamFxX: Thaaaats weird.
ItzLISSA has entered the chat
XxSamFxX: Oh, hey babe.
Nickalator: Why hello there
XxSamFxX: …
ItzLISSA: Hey Sammy!
XxSamFxX: Hey Lissy
Nickalator: Are you guys together?
XxSamFxX: Yep.
Nickalator: OH HELL NO! LISSA IS MY BITCH! MINE!
XxSamFxX: I thought that was Max.
ItzLISSA: wtf?
Nickalator: Remember me? I'm the sexy guy from History you made out with
ItzLISSA: NICK?
Nickalator: In the flesh and boner
ItzLISSA: …
Nickalator: I mean bones. WOOPS. Typo!
XxSamFxX: But s and r aren't even close to each other
Nickalator: … Never mind that.
ItzLISSA: I have to go. Night.
*ItzLISSA has left the chat
Nickalator: I guess it's just you and me now. *provocative eyebrows*
*XxSamFxX has left the chat
Fang closed the computer, chuckling quietly to himself. That was funny.
So, did you like it? Don't forget R & R!
-Hope