Love is a Battlefield

by 3.1415927

Apollo is a player. But when he gets sent to Camp Half-Blood, does he start to actually care for some one? That special some one is quite, quite special. And when Thalia is captured... Anything can happen. T for paranoia.

1. Don't mess with Zeus

Golly gee! There are only 7 Apollo romance Fan-Fictions. That's terrible. I actually think he is a great character in romance. Just because he's... Apollo. Without further ado, the story.

Okay actually there is one more ado (whatever that is). I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Apollo's POV

"Hey, baby," I say, passing a random girl on the streets of Manhattan. I really don't know what I am doing in the mortal world, I was just bored. And in the mortal world, girls don't know I'm Apollo. And they're not Goddesses. So they can't fry me.

She blushes, but keeps on walking. Hm. That's a disappointment.

Then I see a totally a totally smokin' girl. She's wearing all black and a spiked choker. I casually walk up to her.

"Hey, baby. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together."

"Really? I'd put f and u together."

I love when they play hard to get. I try again. "Is God crying right now? 'Cause I think he's missing his prettiest angel."

"I'm an atheist."

Peachy. What else can I do? Ah, yes. "I think I've seen you somewhere."

"That's why I don't go there anymore." She starts briskly walking away, but I am a God. I do whatever I please.

I catch up to her and walk beside her. Time to use some of my power.

"Why don't you come to my place? Tonight, 7:00. I live right there. " I point to a random house. The owners won't mind.

"Yes... NO. I don't even know your name." She's stuttering. I almost got her.

"Dally."

"Oh... Um... Oka-" She gets cut off by a loud thundering, and a flash of lightning that lands right next to us.

"APOLLO." A booming voice says. What does Zeuswant now? "STEP AWAY FROM MY CHILD. YOU ARE TO HAVE A HEARING IMMEDIATELY. THAT MEANS NOW, IF YOUR BRAIN DOES NOT REGISTER BIG WORDS."

Crap... Now I've done it. I had no clue she was Thalia! What was she doing on the streets, anyway?

I teleport to the Zeus's place.

"What?" I ask, annoyed.

"You have violated my child. Your punishment is 2,000 years of work at the demi-god school. Have fun."

And with that, I was suddenly standing in front of twelve cabins.

That was... Odd. I didn't really know what I was gonna do, I just started writing. I promise there will be romance. I just had to get Apollo to Camp Half-Blood. Peace!

--3.1415927