This story is decaited to Clara Fonteyn and I did ask her for permission so do not please report me to the FBI. First, read 51 things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do before reading this. This is only #s 1-10. If I get good reviews, I will write chapter 2.

AHHHHHH!!! Silena's scream woke up the campers.

"Who did this to me and my hair?"she asked/shrieked.

Connor Stoll heard he and ran to the Big House to hide so he wouldn't get caught.

Chiron saw him running and holding something that suspicouly loked like purple hair dye.

Silena stormed to the Big House and then saw Chiron and Connor wrestling over something.

"Chiron! Look what Connor did to my hair! I look like a witch! I do not own any brown hair dye to dye it over!"

"Umm.....umm...." Connor stammered.

Chiron and Silena walked to him.

Okay this is #1 of the list. I still have 50 to go....

"Haha", thought Connor Stoll as he asked little girls out in the mortal world if they liked puppies in

creepy little voices and then giving them demon dogs.

That turned out to be really bad when he gave one a demon puppy and the girl's mother came over and saw the puppy and started whacking him with her purse.

"Hi Chiron! You are such a little cute munckin! Perfect for Medusa to freeze you and turn you into stone so that you are then a statue for camp! Do you want a lolly?" Said Connor to Chiron.

Chiron got mad and puninshed him by taking away his little "Vampire Army" that he loved ever so dearly.

Connor that night later on was sobbing and wetting his pants.

"FBI! FBI! Percy Jackson has made a theat on President Obama's life! Come quick!"

"Excuse me sir, but how did Mr. Jackson make a threat on Mr. Obama's life?"

"He is going to hit him with a dishtowel!"

"what is your name, sir?"

"Connor Stoll, sir."

"Hey kid. Do you need counseling? If not, then get a life."

He hung up after that.

"Travis! Come quick! I need you to assemble a sound system over camp!" Connor said.

"Okay. I'll help you."

In 15 minutes, they were done.

Connor grabbed the mic for the system and started singing "I Got Nerve" by Hannah Montana.

Badly.

Chiron's ears were inflated when Connor stopped singing.

"Katie did it sir!"

"No she didn't. I saw you singing."

"AHH!!! Run for your lives! Mr.D is really Voldemort!! AHHH!!!"

Unfortunately, Mr.D heard that.

He marched over to where Connor was and started yelling at him.

"Hey everybody, look at this! I am Rihanna! I'm Pretty, I'm awesome!"

Everyone started laughing at him when they heard this.