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Jack Sparrow does Hogwarts
Severus Snape stared down at the potion bubbling in the cauldron, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. It had been quite a while since any seventh year student besides Hermione Granger had been able to master such a complicated potion. At least it is a student from my own house this time, Snape thought to himself.
His student looked up with a smirk. "I hope you find the potion to your liking, Professor… I would very much hate to disappoint you."
Snape regarded the blonde with a smirk of his own. "I do believe it will suffice, Miss Coulson. However…"
The professor was interrupted by a loud crash, seeming to come from the storeroom in the back of the classroom. Wand at the ready, Snape stormed towards the heavy wooden doors and threw them open. Nothing could have prepared him for what he saw.
"Why you insolent…" an enraged Snape began, hauling the intruder out by the collar. "What were you doing in my personal storeroom?"
"Why is the rum gone?"
"I have no time for your childish games! Now tell me… what were you doing in my personal storeroom?"
"Funny thing, that rum is… can make you forget where you are at times…. Which reminds me…" He scratched his head. "Where am I?"
Severus growled in frustration just as a student shouted: "Cool! A pirate!"
"It is NOT 'cool', Mr. Reily… This so-called 'pirate' has managed to single-handedly… Where do you think you're going?!" Snape snapped at the newcomer, who had managed to make his way to the exit.
"Name's Jack Sparrow, mate. Captain Jack Sparrow." He set one foot out the door. "And I'm off to find me ship… and me rum," he muttered before turning around to face the class one last time. "Goodbye young people… and scary-looking bat-man! You will always remember this as the day that you almost…"
The door slammed in his face.
The classroom became chaotic, and for the first time in his life, Severus Snape did nothing. He stood in the middle of his classroom, wand still raised, with a smirk upon his face.
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