W00t my first Pokemon fanfic, so excited... just a little thing about Shinji meeting a girl whose job it is to torture him for three days straight.
Chapter 1; Beginning of the Torture.
"Oi. Oi, you with the purple hair!!"
Shinji turned around, wondering why at first, but then again, the same squeaky annoying girl voice that was calling him for the last hour and a half was irritating him, so he just figured now was the perfect time to tell her to fuck off before he unleashed Dodaitose on her ass and…
"What do you want?"
The girl was a few inches taller then him, flatchested, with long black hair and interested orange eyes.
"Hi!" A few awkward seconds passed and all was silent. Finally, thinking that the girl didn't want anything more then just to say hi… FOR NO APPARENT REASON… he simply turned around and began to walk away.
"Oi, oi, wait up…" She followed him again. Fed up, Shinji turned around.
"What do you want?" He asked cruelly, staring at her. The response she gave immediately made him hate her more. She just smiled… like that idiot Satoshi.
"I was only wondering…" She assumed a cute pose, sticking out a foot and raising a hand to her mouth. "If you were Shinji?" Saying this, she leaned in closer towards him, closing the distance between their faces to mere inches. She had long eye brows and thick full red lips. Immediately uncomfortable, Shinji stepped back.
"So, what if I am?" He said, trying to not show her his uneasiness.
"Oh, goody, I've finally found you…" Seeing the hint of confusion run across his face that was immediately covered up by his tough-guy façade, she replied, "Oh, silly me, I guess I should explain… My name is Sunaro, I'm from the Intensified Illusions, and my job is to-."
"Intensified Illusions?" Shinji questioned. "As in that company that sends out people to do strange jobs?" She nodded. "I didn't send for anyone, so what do you want?"
"Well, you didn't send for me, true, but someone did."
"Who?"
"Can't tell you, it is classified information." She said cutely, resuming her cute pose. "By the way, to finish what I was saying, my job is to-…" She had raised her finger and was about to go into all details of her 'job' when she was interrupted by noticing that Shinji was walking away. "H-HEY!! WAIT UP!!" She ran after him.
"Go away," He shouted cruelly, glaring back at her. She scowled, crossing her arms, stopping in her tracks. He was too far ahead anyway.
-Nagisa City Pokèmon Center-
Shinji sat down at the booth slowly, drinking a cup of coffee.. Once he was finished, he would resume training.
"Hey, it's Shinji!!" A voice said from behind him...
He turned around to spot Satoshi and the rest of the gang. "What do you want??" He asked annoyed.
"We are just saying hi, you don't be so tight." Satoshi said, smiling brightly; Shinji felt sick looking at it. It reminded him too much of that weird girl Sunaro... And Kami, did he hate them both.
He finished his drink and was about to leave them when, and of all the rotten luck in the world, and to which he cursed the Kami's for, SHE appeared again. "Oh, there you are Shinji, I was looking all over for you…"
The whole group of Satosh, Hikari, Takeshi, and Pikachu stared blankly at this strange scene. It was only strange because Sunaro had grabbed Shinji's arm in a girly, girlfriend type way, as to which Shinji was desperately trying to pull himself out of.
"Let go of me, now!!" He said, making sure his voice held hints of anger and fury. Yet Sunaro paid no attention. In fact, she squeezed even harder.
"Hay, Shinji-kun, are they your friends?" She eyed Hikari, then turned to whisper into Shinji's ear. "That blue-haired girl is hot, you should date her…"
Upon hearing this, Shinji flipped out. "NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!"
"Really??" She asked, wondering to herself why someone like Shinji would pass up a perfectly cute and good-looking girl like that. "Well why not??"
"Because I don't like her at all."
"Oh…. OOOOHHHHHH…. I get it." Shinji sighed, finally, maybe now she will leave him alone. Cough–yeahright-cough. "Okay then, the short, black-haired boy is perfectly fine too.
"What the hell are you talking about??" He stared at her, trying to figure out what she had just implied.
"Huh?? But you just said you were into guys so…" She cut off as she saw SHinji's reaction. He just stared at her eerily, wondering why he didn't just strangle her right at that moment. In fact, he was getting so mad that a few veins were popping on his forehead.
"I SAID NO SUCH THING!!" He shouted, the vein growing twice in size.
"Yes you did, stop being so boring…"
"I said that I didn't like that girl, I never said anything about liking guys."
"Well if you don't like girls, then you like guys."
"I do not like guys…"
"Do you like either??"
"NO!!"
"Okay then, you are confused!!"
Shinji didn't respond to this comment and just looked away.
With Takashi, Hikari and Satoshi,
"Um, what's going on??" Satoshi asked, majorly confused as to why a HOT girl was with Shinji.
"It's just not fair." Takashi replied, sobbing into his arm, sulking over why the hot girl wasn't with him.
"Did Shinji-san get a girlfriend??" Hikari thought out loud, yet immediately blocked that from her mind. "What a scarring image."
"STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU FREAKING BITCH!!"
"Aww, but why? I'm only trying to do my job, are you hating me for it Shinji-kun??" Her eyes widened and she pouted, letting her mouth tremor.
"Because you're a pain in the ass… now get that retarded look off your face."
"You know what Shinji-kun…" She began and he, ten feet away now turned and faced her.
"I'm sure you will tell me." He challenged her.
"Good, cause I'm only going to say this once and only once." And she proceeded to say the most outrageos thing that Shinji had heard from her the whole day.
"Shinji…. You need to get laid."