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We are tubewalkers. I know you look at this name and say 'What the hell is a tubewalker?!', well I'll tell you. We're basically people with TVs for heads. The scientists could have just called us TV People or Telly Humans, but we got stuck with this label. I come from a world named Ramda (Earth in our language). We took out a human race and made our own utopia in it's place. Entertainment is in reverse, the human heads are now the TVs (they chew gum, blow bubbles and we constantly have to feed it; that's why they are completely useless). We know each over from our brand, year or icon on our screens (Mine is Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ). We also don't eat or do anything related to the digestive system, that is just used for Wi-fi now. We also don't have reproductive systems, so our "children" are created in a lab then given to us. They already have TVs for heads anyway. Since we don't need our penises, they are used for antennas and vaginas are used as personal outlets.
Our forms of society is based on the cost of our head, I'm a $900 while my kids are $18. This makes the elderly are the highest form of society. Our age is also based on our cost. By the way, your three bubbleheads are now stuck on our planet. Please get them out of here so that we can stop testing on them? Plus they might scare the public.
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