RayaniKitsumuri: Disclaimer: Tenchi and the others do not belong to us! Don't sue! AAAAAAAH! MagaruKuzuma: MAGARU: Yeah MagaruKuzuma: MAGARU: All of you should understand that...so don't sue RayaniKitsumuri: RAYANI: We don't own Tenchi, and we never will. RayaniKitsumuri: One day at the Masaki household, MagaruKuzuma: Kagato ran away crying like a baby, because he fell. RayaniKitsumuri: And Rayani blasted Magaru in the head when she started laughing. MagaruKuzuma: Magaru dodged it and ran to kiss Jake RayaniKitsumuri: ,but Rayani blasted her again, destroying the house. MagaruKuzuma: Jake didn't have time to save Maggie, but he saved Jakaru when the house fell down. Jakato found Maggie on the ground, not moving. RayaniKitsumuri: Magaru was dead, obviously. MagaruKuzuma: Jakato ran over to Rayani crying, and blasted her. Rayani went into pieces. Jakaru started laughing happily RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani mysteriously disappeared and came back with Kagato after a few days. MagaruKuzuma: "MOOOO!" Magaru was at home drinking Budweiser, Jake was asleep and didn't know Magaru drank. RayaniKitsumuri: hang on RayaniKitsumuri: you're dead RayaniKitsumuri: remember? MagaruKuzuma: Yeah, I know MagaruKuzuma: Jake is asleep MagaruKuzuma: and he doesn't know I'm there MagaruKuzuma: because I'm a spirit RayaniKitsumuri: Tenchi and the others were mad that Magaru kept dying, so Sasami/Tsunami didn't bother bringing her back this time. "Magaru is too much trouble, that weakling," Kagato muttered contemptuously. MagaruKuzuma: Magaru heard what everyone said so she left whoopie cushions in each of the beds, and lifted up the toilet seats for the girls to fall in. This please Magaru a lot. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani figured what was happening and decided that she was going to create anti-Magaru spray to keep her from playing pranks on them. MagaruKuzuma: After what Rayani did to Magaru, she flew back to the Soujo and lived with Jakato, hoping that he was taking good care of Jakaru and Maka. RayaniKitsumuri: Maka kept crying because she missed her mother. It was rather sad to see her crying in her quarters, soaking her pillow. Jakaru felt that it was his duty to try and console her, but nothing was working. MagaruKuzuma: Jakato was also sad that Magaru wasn't there to him take care of their children, since he had to be mother and father. Magaru watched over Jakato and Maka everyday, trying to make call out to them, like a sound of a wind. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato, being the person he was, decided to go check on Jakato and was hiding in the lab, watching what his son was doing. MagaruKuzuma: Since Rayani wasn't with Kagato, Magaru decided to do pranks on Kagato. Magaru didn't really care about the whole family thing anymore. She was mad at her friend for loving an old guy like him. RayaniKitsumuri: However, Rayani had given Kagato a can of her anti-Magaru spray, just in case. Kagato was very pleased with that and laughed his creepy laugh for at least half an hour before he left. MagaruKuzuma: But for some reason, Rayani had accidentally used all of the anti-Magaru spray the last time Magaru was there. So the can was empty and Magaru started pulling out his hair. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato didn't enjoy this and started blasting everything in sight, nearly destroying the lab. MagaruKuzuma: Jakato came into the lab to see what the loud noise was about and found Kagato holding the green sword. Jakato started yelling at him for waking up Maka from her afternoon nap. Magaru flew over to Maka's room. RayaniKitsumuri: Maka just remembered what she was doing before she fell asleep and promptly began crying again. For some reason, she couldn't accept the fact that Magaru was no more. Jakato, of course, couldn't force Kagato off the ship because he was so weak, so he contented himself with yelling his head off. MagaruKuzuma: Kagato kept laughing his head off at his son and he began to have a major headache. He started to spin around the room really fast. Jakato ran off to make his daughter stop crying. Ten minutes later, Jakato came back and saw that Kagato was lying on the floor. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato wasn't dead, because Rayani wouldn't make three people die in one story. Therefore, Kagato was only unconscious. Jakato took this opportunity to seal Kagato in a pod and send him back to Earth. Kagato crashed in the lake and nearly drowned, if it weren't for Rayani, who was outside, training. "What happened to you?" Rayani asked. MagaruKuzuma: "I went to visit my son and I was laughing at him. I laughed so hard, I accidentally fainted." Kagato said, feeling stupid. Rayani looked at him and started laughing. Rayani went inside still laughing. Mihoshi was walking across the lake and she tripped over a big of rock. The rock flew and hit Kagato hard on the head. Kagato fell into the lake, unconscious and drowning at the same time. Mihoshi fainted as well. Nobody heard anything, so Kagato died in the lake, a few hours later. RayaniKitsumuri: But suddenly, there was a bright flash of light. Kagato was alive again, since it's illegal for him to die when Magaru does. MagaruKuzuma: Kagato wanted to see if his sword was still working so he tried to open it, but it didn't work so he looked at his hand. Suddenly, a green sword came out of his hand, slicing his face in half. Rayani screamed. Sasami said he can't come to life anymore. He's dead for sure. Washu even tried all her experiments, but Kagato wouldn't come back. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani started crying, so Kagato came back. MagaruKuzuma: Actually, it was his spirit. Magaru heard that Kagato died, and flew over to the Masaki's house right away. Then she saw Kagato floating above Rayani. "Kagato?" Magaru asked, looking at him. "Magaru?" Kagato said looking at her. "I thought you're dead?" "I am dead..." Kagato bursted into tears. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani decided that Magaru and Kagato were just in another dimension, so she started up one of Washu's machines and found the dimension they were in. "There you are!" she yelled. Magaru sighed. "Darn it, you found me," Magaru growled. Kagato laughed. "Yes! I knew I wasn't dead!" MagaruKuzuma: "Kagato, you are dead...Washu is using her experiments as usual..." Magaru said, shaking her head. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani shook her head and blasted Magaru. "What do you know?" she said, taking Kagato's and leading him to the inter-dimensional portal. Kagato liked that and picked Rayani up. MagaruKuzuma: All of a sudden Jakato came in and saw Magaru. "Maggie? Your back!" he cried. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato growled and blasted Jakato through the head, because Jakato was the only who's never died before. MagaruKuzuma: Luckily Jakato heard Kagato and dodged it. Magaru ran out of the dimensional from Washu's experiment and ran toward Jake. Kagato blasted Jake, Magaru turned around to protect her husband. The blaster hit her in the stomach again. RayaniKitsumuri: Both Rayani and Kagato sighed. "Let's see," Rayani said, pulling a piece of paper out. "That makes that one her...third one since we finished that battle with Yume. What's with her?" Kagato shrugged. "Maybe she's unlucky," he suggested. MagaruKuzuma: Jakato turned to Kagato and Rayani, with tears in his eyes. "Don't you get it. She would rather die than forsake any of her friends and love ones. Ever since she was little, the person closest to her dies. She would rather die and mourn everyday." RayaniKitsumuri: Both Kagato and Rayani were dumbstruck at this stupid remark. MagaruKuzuma: Jakato picked up Magaru and walked out of the lab to the Soujo. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato laughed crazily. "You foolish boy!" he yelled. "Rayani came from the professor's lab!" Jakato turned around and found that he was falling down into a ravine scattered with sharp pointy rocks. Magaru clutched him frantically. "Jake, I will die with you!" she yelled. MagaruKuzuma: Jake looked at Magaru and hugged her. RayaniKitsumuri: Then they splat on the rocks. "Ew," Rayani said, turning away and opening a different portal. MagaruKuzuma: Magaru and Jakato looked at Rayani. "At least I don't marry someone who is younger than me. Like Anna Nicole Smith..." Magaru said. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani shrugged. "Once you're over 5,000 years old, age has no more meaning," she said, dragging Kagato through the portal and beckoning Magaru and Jakato to come. MagaruKuzuma: Jakato and Magaru refused to follow her unworthy parents, so they walked in the other direction. RayaniKitsumuri: Then they splat on the rocks again. MagaruKuzuma: Rayani and Kagato laughed, leaving them there. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani felt kind of bad that Magaru and Jakato splat on the rocks twice, but Kagato solved that problem by leading her outside and giving her a nice kiss. MagaruKuzuma: Rayani was shocked to see Kagato kiss her, so she slapped him. "Don't ever kiss me. You know I'm not the kind of girl that likes that kind of thing." RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato didn't listen and kissed her again anyways. MagaruKuzuma: Rayani slapped him once more, but harder. Rayani walked away, leaving an unconscious Kagato on the floor. RayaniKitsumuri: But Rayani felt bad and revived him, then carried him over her shoulders to his quarters. MagaruKuzuma: Kagato woke up and found that Rayani was stronger than him. Kagato had always been scared of girls that were stronger than him. He started screaming and ran away from Rayani, never to return. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani chased him and brought him back. "Don't you ever run away from me again," she said. "I don't want you to leave me." MagaruKuzuma: "Leave me alone, woman. You belong in the WWF so the rest of those...those muscularly women." Kagato then floated and disappeared into his green whole, leaving air in front of Rayani. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani started crying. MagaruKuzuma: Rayani just stood there crying and crying. Kagato heard her cries from a distance but didn't care at all. RayaniKitsumuri: Then Kagato decided to go back, since he loved Rayani and he knew that he shouldn't have left like that. MagaruKuzuma: But then he changed his mine. He didn't love Rayani that much anymore, but for some reason he had some feelings for Magaru. RayaniKitsumuri: Magaru found out and started yelling, running away. MagaruKuzuma: Kagato started chasing after her, wanting to talk to her, about his feelings. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani decided that she was done with Earth so she left on her ship, Shikuha. Sasami and everyone else were sad, but she said she'd go and visit sometimes. "I'll be back, maybe in a few years," Rayani laughed as Shikuha beamed her onto the ship. MagaruKuzuma: As soon as Rayani left, Tenchi and the others were all cheering. "YES! No more Rayani means no more Kagato!" Washu said. "He's been a dumb assistant." RayaniKitsumuri: [Magaru Kuzuma style of writing] Rayani found herself face to face with a huge GP ship. "Surrender to me, Kagato of Jurai, at once!" Rayani saw that the beam cannons on the ventral side of the ship was about to blast her, but Shikuha wasn't as obedient as Takahi so she got blown up. [end Magaru Kuzuma style of writing] MagaruKuzuma: Kagato saw that Rayani was blown up so he just shrugged and floated away, since he still had feelings for Magaru. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato of Jurai went over and saw--Kagato. "Who are you?" he asked. Kagato gave him a curious look. "Kagato." "But I'm Kagato, and I'm going to rule Jurai someday." Kagato smirked. "I'm going to rule the universe tomorrow, after I kill you for blowing Rayani up." MagaruKuzuma: "Actually it wasn't me...it was Yume." Kagato from Jurai said. "Really? I'll find her, and I'll get her." Kagato said. "Are you really going to take over the universe?" Kagato from Jurai said. "Yeah? Why you wanna join forces or something?" Kagato said. "Sure." RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani mysteriously found herself on Kagato's ship and started crying. Kagato noticed and hopped up and down in joy. "Yay! You're alive!" Kagato of Jurai gave her a funny look. "Who are you?" he asked, producing his blood-red sword from a sword hilt much like the Tenchiken. Rayani smiled. "Who are you?" she inquired, cocking her head as Kagato tried giving her a hug. MagaruKuzuma: "I'm Kagato." Kagato of Jurai said. "I'm the better Kagato, huh?" he continued. Rayani smiled and whispered, "Yeah." RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani slapped herself and yelled. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Kagato stroked her cheek. "What?" "TWO KAGATOS! I'M CONFUSED!" MagaruKuzuma: "I'm the better Kagato." Kagato said. "No I'm the better Kagato." Kagato of Jurai said. "I have a body and you don't." "I do have a body. Do you wanna see?" "No, I'm not gay." Kagato of Jurai said. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani snorted angrily. "Yeah you are." MagaruKuzuma: Both of the Kagato's looked at Rayani. "Who is she anyways?" Kagato of Jurai said. "She was my wife, but for some reason, she started getting weirder and weirder. I started liking this other girl. She's nice and pretty and she would die for anyone." Kagato said. "Let me introduce you to her." "Okay." Both Kagato's walked away leaving Rayani in her room. She was about to walk out of the room but found that Kagato had locked the door when he walked out. RayaniKitsumuri: Suddenly, Rayani fell over, clutching her head. "AAAAAAAHH!" she yelled. Dr. Clay walked from the shadows. "Very good. Now you are under my control. Go destroy both those Kagato's so I can take this nice ship to Lady Tokimi." MagaruKuzuma: "Yes sir. And may I also say, you are one fine man." Rayani stroked his cheek and he started to blush. "Why thank you." RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani snapped out of the mind control and produced her sword. "AAAAAAAAAAAHH! IT'S DR. CLAY! MY EYES, MY EYES!" She rammed her sword through his stomach and walked away to go find Kagato. MagaruKuzuma: Rayani then found another door the door that she was locked in, and accidentally bonked her head. RayaniKitsumuri: "Maybe I should try being evil for once," Rayani muttered to herself. She punched herself in the eye. "No!" Kagato appeared next to her. "Maybe I should go back with you, hmm?" MagaruKuzuma: "NOOOOOOOOO WAY!" Kagato yelled, teleporting away. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani started crying. MagaruKuzuma: She decided that she had no more business here again and teleported away. RayaniKitsumuri: But, just as a side note, Rayani can't teleport. It must've been a freak accident. MagaruKuzuma: During the teleportation, Rayani was freaked out that she could teleport, but then she remember that Kagato injected a micromachine so it made her teleport anywhere. Her mind went back on the first day she met Kagato... RayaniKitsumuri: That first day, Kagato gave her a dirty look in the hallway of the Academy, so she spat in his face when he tried killing her. If it wasn't for Washu, Kagato would be dead. MagaruKuzuma: Then she remembered how she put her arms around his neck, wanting to kill, but he told her how pretty she looked. RayaniKitsumuri: She had freaked out about that and turned red to match the color of a Washington apple. It was lucky for Kagato that there were so many professors in the hallway, so they dragged Rayani off him. Washu was just laughing her head off--one of the reasons she was sealed in a crystal. MagaruKuzuma: Rayani shooked her head, and concentrated what was in front of her. Rayani was now on the planet Jurai, looking around there were large trees, and spaceships around. Rayani knew that she was in the parking lot on Jurai. RayaniKitsumuri: Of course, she hated Kagato of Jurai. For one thing, Kagato of Jurai was gay, and another thing--Tenchi killed him in what seemed like three seconds. Kagato of Jurai was such a Tenchi wannabe. MagaruKuzuma: Out of nowhere, Kagato of Jurai appeared in front of her. Rayani gave a loud shriek and staggered backwards. Kagato of Jurai smiled and walked toward her. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani produced her sword contemptuously. "You gay freak, get away from me." Kagato of Jurai paid no heed to her demand and continued walking, running his fingers through his green hair and giving her a seductive smile. MagaruKuzuma: Rayani looked into his eyes, as if she was in a trance and smiled back putting her sword away. "I've been waiting for you, my dear." she said. Kagato of Jurai smiled at her, and wrapped his strong arms around her. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani snapped out of her trance. "Dear lord," she muttered, breaking Kagato of Jurai's arm and shoving him away. "You fool!" she yelled furiously. "I don't like you!" Kagato of Jurai shrugged indifferently and persisted relentlessly. "But--I--" MagaruKuzuma: Rayani teleported away from Kagato of Jurai. "Kagato, I miss you dearly," She said out loud. "Sometimes wishes do come true when you ask for them. How can I not admire a guy with a pipe organ on his own spaceship?" Rayani began to cry. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato appeared next to her, scowling, and pinched her butt. Rayani yelped in alarm and, out of reflex, punched him in the face. She stared at him in shock. "I'm sorry..." Kagato held a hand to his face and smiled. "So, you're still how I like you. That's good." MagaruKuzuma: "Yeah." Rayani murmured. She was still a bit surprised when Kagato pinched her butt, but she still liked it... RayaniKitsumuri: Suddenly, just out of the blue, Kagato of Jurai appeared. He caught sight of Kagato, who was giving Rayani a hug. MagaruKuzuma: "You bitch!" Kagato of Jurai said. "She was mine first." Kagato of Jurai shouted, through the bush load of tears. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato stared at him in disbelief. "Fool, I got married first." Kagato of Jurai scowled and pulled out his sword hilt, producing his blood red sword. They were about to have a life-or-death battle when Hotsuma suddenly appeared. He looked rather surprised to see people on the ship. "Please, pardon me, but why are you on this ship?" Rayani gave him an odd look. "This is my ship." Magaru appeared next to her. "Sasami says she wants you to--" Magaru saw Hotsuma as all her thoughts fled. MagaruKuzuma: "Why hello." Hotsuma said, taking Magaru's hand, and kissing her palm. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani gave Kagato a disgusted look. Magaru had a thing for blondies. MagaruKuzuma: "Magaru, this is Hotsuma," Rayani said. "Hotsuma, this is Magaru." "Hi." Magaru finally said. RayaniKitsumuri: Hotsuma liked Magaru. He decided that his love for Magaru far outweighed his previous love for Ryoko. MagaruKuzuma: Magaru stared into Hotsuma's eyes but then her mind suddenly jumped into Jakato. She had forgotten that she had a husband a son, and a daughter for a second. RayaniKitsumuri: Hotsuma took her hand again. "Is something wrong, beautiful one?" MagaruKuzuma: "Oh, no. Nothing at all." Magaru said, blushing when Hotsuma touched her hand again. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato gave Rayani a confused look. "Who's this idiot?" Rayani shrugged. "This is Hotsuma from Shin Tenchi Muyo! I don't know why he's on my ship." She grinned. "Jakato's going to have something to say about this." Suddenly, as if on cue, Jakato appeared. MagaruKuzuma: "Jake!" Magaru shrieked when Jakato appeared. Hotsuma was still holding her hand. "Magaru, where have you been?" Jakato said, eyeing Hotsuma cautiously. RayaniKitsumuri: Hotsuma held up his free hand to blast Jakato. "You're just in the way. I'll either kill you, or I'll let Yugi kill you." MagaruKuzuma: "What!" Jakato said. "You heard me boy. Now go away!" Hotsuma yelled. "Come on Magaru." Jakato said, pulling his wife with him. Magaru looked at Hotsuma again, and he looked back at her in shock. RayaniKitsumuri: "I'm sorry, Hotsuma. I'm married," Magaru said quietly. MagaruKuzuma: Hotsuma was still looking at Magaru as if she didn't say what he had heard. Then he took hold of Magaru again. RayaniKitsumuri: Jakato pulled his sword hilt out and produced his sword. "Let go of my wife." Rayani handed Kagato a bag of popcorn. "So, how long do you think it'll take Jake to win?" Kagato smiled and straightened his glasses. "I really don't know. However, this Hotsuma might be able to hold his own." MagaruKuzuma: Kagato of Jurai sat down next to Rayani, and took the bag of popcorn. "I bet 5,000 yen that Hotsuma wins." Kagato of Jurai said. "Your on." Kagato said. "Me too." Rayani said, laughing. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani glared at Kagato of Jurai. "You took my popcorn." he shrugged. Kagato backed away apprehensively. Rayani could get quite angry when someone takes her food without asking. Rayani clenched and unclenched her fists methodically. "You took my popcorn." MagaruKuzuma: "So, you're a woman. Bake some more for me." Kagato of Jurai said. "You took my popcorn." Rayani said once more. Kagato of Jurai ignored her, and looked over at Magaru. "YOU TOOK MY POPCORN!" Rayani yelled. "NOW YOU WILL PAY!" RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani grabbed Kagato of Jurai by the neck and hurled him into the wall with a sickening crunch. "APOLOGIZE!" Rayani roared, walking over and wrenching him out of the wall. MagaruKuzuma: Hotsuma, Jakato and Magaru both looked over at Rayani and the 2 Kagato's. "Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Just because you're a woman doesn't mean you always belong in the kitchen." Kagato of Jurai got up and teleported away. "That took care of them." Rayani said, wiping her hands. "You can now continue the battle." RayaniKitsumuri: Jakato shook his head, jerking himself from shock, and faced Hotsuma again. "That's MY wife, not yours." Hotsuma produced his own sword, which was much like Ryoko's. "We'll see about that." Rayani glanced at Kagato. "Just watch. Just before Jake gets killed--considering he starts losing-- she'll jump in front of him and get killed for his sake...again," Rayani groaned as she left to make more popcorn. MagaruKuzuma: Kagato laughed and sat down, wanting to see who would win the battle. Magaru was happy to see a cute stranger named Hotsuma and her husband fight over her, but she still doesn't want anyone of them to die even though they hate each other. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani walked back in, holding a bucket of popcorn. She handed it to Kagato and sighed. "Here we go again. Magaru's going to die, I just know it." Kagato laughed as Rayani offered him some popcorn. "Thanks," he said, putting a whole handful in his mouth. MagaruKuzuma: Jakato looked at Hotsuma with loathe and said, "Anyone who dares touch my wife, will die." Hotsuma just smirked. "We'll see about that after you die." RayaniKitsumuri: Magaru made up her mind. "Please, don't fight over me," she said desperately, not wanting to see anybody getting decapitated or anything. MagaruKuzuma: "Stay out of my way, beautiful. This is between me and that boy over there." Hotsuma said. "Boy? Who are you calling boy?" Jakato said, looking more malicious by the moment. "Come on." Hotsuma jumped in the air... RayaniKitsumuri: Magaru shrieked and grabbed Hotsuma around the waist, throwing him to the floor. "I said NO!" she yelled. MagaruKuzuma: Hotsuma looked at Magaru in the eye, and gave her an erotic kiss. Magaru started squirming in his arms, until Jakato kicked him in the ribs. "Get off of my wife!" RayaniKitsumuri: Hotsuma paid no heed to him and continued. MagaruKuzuma: Magaru started getting dizzy and was about to faint since she couldn't breathe, but then Hotsuma finally let her go. RayaniKitsumuri: Jakato mercilessly slashed Hotsuma with his sword. "You-- fool!" Jakato yelled, accidentally spitting on him. "Never--take--advantage- -of my--wife--like that!" MagaruKuzuma: Hotsuma looked at Jakato, before getting up but then he saw that Magaru fainted. RayaniKitsumuri: "Look what you did, boy, you made the beautiful one faint." Jakato lowered his sword in disbelief. "What I did? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KISSED HER FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!" MagaruKuzuma: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!" Hotsuma yelled back. RayaniKitsumuri: "YOU FOOL! SHE'S MY WIFE AND I WANT YOU TO GET AWAY FROM HER!" Jakato roared in cold fury, slashing Hotsuma with his sword and giving him a cruel gash on his face. MagaruKuzuma: Hotsuma wiped away his blood and got up, laying Magaru on the ground. Jakato pushed him aside and kneeled down next to Magaru. "Magaru, honey. Wake up," he whispered. RayaniKitsumuri: Magaru opened one bleary eye and smiled. "Jake," she whispered back. Rayani sniffed and laid her head on Kagato's shoulder. "That's so sweet." MagaruKuzuma: "I know." Kagato said, taking out a tissue from his robe, and wiping his eyes. RayaniKitsumuri: He offered Rayani the tissue, but she shook her head. "It's okay, I'll be fine." Magaru gave Jakato a tight hug. "Please don't fight over me." MagaruKuzuma: Jakato returned the hug. "I won't. I won't." Jake took Magaru's face and kissed her. RayaniKitsumuri: Hotsuma glared angrily as he ripped up his shirt and placed it on his face to alleviate the bleeding. MagaruKuzuma: Magaru broke the kiss, and looked up at Hotsuma. "I'm sorry. It's just that...well...I don't know what to say..." RayaniKitsumuri: "Say you love me, then," Hotsuma said. Rayani tossed a gauze pad at Hotsuma. "There," she said, grinning. "Don't use your shirt." MagaruKuzuma: "What?" Magaru said. "Say you love me," he repeated again. Jakato looked at Hotsuma in surprised. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato put an arm around Rayani. "So, what do you think will happen?" Rayani shrugged and offered him more popcorn. "I really don't know." MagaruKuzuma: "It's like a soap opera show in the afternoon." Kagato said. "I just like soap operas, including 'Days of our Lives." RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani shook her head sadly. "You like that American soap opera?" MagaruKuzuma: "Well yeah. On 'Days of our Lives' Bell and Shawn are going out until Shawn's brother comes to town and likes Bell." Kagato said, stuffing more popcorn into his mouth. "The same thing is happening here. But real life." RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani gave him a funny look. "You do all this while I'm outside training my butt off, don't you?" Magaru gave Hotsuma a look of pained indecision. MagaruKuzuma: "I want you to say I love you to me." Hotsuma repeated once more. Magaru stood frozen. She still didn't know what to say. She loved her husband, son, and daughter more than anything, but then a man name Hotsuma, entered her life and changed everything. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani laughed. "Tell Jake that, not Hotsuma!" she cheered. "Go for number one! Number one!" Rayani started dancing around with cheerleader pompoms. Hotsuma looked at her oddly. "Is she drunk?" he asked, perplexed. Jakato shrugged. "She's always like that." MagaruKuzuma: Kagato looked at Rayani and carried her off so that the 3 teenagers where all alone. RayaniKitsumuri: Hotsuma watched Kagato carry Rayani off and turned back to Magaru. "Tell me you love me." MagaruKuzuma: "Hotsuma..." Magaru began. RayaniKitsumuri: "I--I--" Magaru couldn't finish. MagaruKuzuma: "No Magaru, you can't!" Jakato yelled. RayaniKitsumuri: "No, you cannot betray your loved ones..." a mysterious voice whispered, as if a wind was blowing. MagaruKuzuma: Magaru looked around the room. "Kagato! Stop it!" Magaru yelled. RayaniKitsumuri: "Okay, I'll stop..." The voice dissipated as giggling was heard in the background. MagaruKuzuma: Hotsuma turned and looked at Magaru still wanting the answer. RayaniKitsumuri: "Tell me or the boy dies." MagaruKuzuma: "What?! You can't kill Jake! We have a son and daughter to take care of and..." Magaru couldn't finish her sentence again. RayaniKitsumuri: Hotsuma wasn't satisfied. "Tell me." "You fool, Hotsuma. She doesn't love you." MagaruKuzuma: Magaru look from Jake to Hotsuma. "I-I love you." Magaru managed to say. "Magaru, no!" Jake yelled. RayaniKitsumuri: "You fool, Magaru. You don' t love him like you love Jakato." MagaruKuzuma: "Father stay out of this!" Jakato yelled. RayaniKitsumuri: "But I cannot see Magaru forcing herself to do something she does not want to do." MagaruKuzuma: "I have to do it Kagato. It's the only chance I have to save Jake." Magaru said. RayaniKitsumuri: "Yeah, that or die again." MagaruKuzuma: "So I chose to love Hotsuma and save my husbands death." RayaniKitsumuri: "Here we go. Another blondie to see in the house. Ryoko won't be too happy." Hotsuma choked. "Ryoko? Ryoko lives with you?" he sputtered nervously. MagaruKuzuma: "Yeah, but she married Tenchi, and had a son name Kenny. " Jake answered. "Oh, since you don't want me around the house. I'll just take the beautiful one with me. Come on, Magaru." Hotsuma offered Magaru his hand. RayaniKitsumuri: Magaru bit his hand and went over to Jakato. "I already said I loved you. Leave us alone!" "Uh oh." MagaruKuzuma: "Why you--" Hotsuma pushed Jake out of the way, and slapped Magaru across the face. She fell to the floor, not moving. "Where are you taking my wife!" Jake said, getting up. "I'm taking her to my ship. She's my wife now." Hotsuma picked up the lifeless Magaru off the ground. RayaniKitsumuri: "Great. We're going to have to do something about this, Rayani." MagaruKuzuma: "My head hurts..." Rayani said. "Come here Kagato. Leave the children alone. They don't need our help." RayaniKitsumuri: "They don't need our help? Have you gone crazy? Magaru's going to die again!" MagaruKuzuma: "Whatever! Tsunami can help her again. Right now, I need you!" RayaniKitsumuri: Jakato snorted in amusement as a scream echoed out of the intercom. "AAAAAH! What about my personal rights, huh? Nooo! Leave me alone!" MagaruKuzuma: For a few seconds, Hotsuma and Jakato heard nothing. "Oh well, gotta go. I have to spend time with my new wife." Hotsuma said. RayaniKitsumuri: Jakato glared at Hotsuma angrily. "She's not your wife, you fool!" Jakato snatched the unconscious Magaru from the blond intruder. "She's mine!" MagaruKuzuma: Jakato turned and walked away when he felt something slash his back. He fell to the floor with Magaru. RayaniKitsumuri: Hotsuma laughed maliciously. "That will teach you manners, boy," he laughed, grinning cruelly. MagaruKuzuma: He walked over the bleeding Jake, and picked up Magaru. RayaniKitsumuri: "Thank you for the nice, beautiful woman," Hotsuma said, giving Jakato a kick before teleporting away. MagaruKuzuma: Jakato screamed and watched Hotsuma disappeared with his wife. "Magaru!" he bellowed. RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato appeared next to him and sat his son up. "Are you okay?" he asked, ripping Jakato's robe off so he could properly examine the wound. MagaruKuzuma: "He took my wife!" Jake yelled. "He took my precious wife..." RayaniKitsumuri: Kagato began pouring antiseptic over Jakato's long but shallow gash. "I noticed. What do you plan to do?" MagaruKuzuma: "I have to go after her, father." Jake began sitting up. "Not in this condition you can't. Sit back down, you'll hurt yourself even more." Kagato pushed his son back down. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani walked in holding an absurdly long bandage. "Will this do?" she asked. Jakato got up and shoved his father away. "I'll be fine! I can take care of myself!" he yelled, teleporting off. MagaruKuzuma: "Jakato!" Kagato yelled, but his son had already teleported away. RayaniKitsumuri: Rayani gave Kagato a worried look. "Do you think he went off to find Magaru?" Kagato sighed. "Of course he left to find Magaru. Sometimes you worry me," Kagato muttered, shaking his head.