Make a wish upon a superstar!
Ryback was in the locker room talking to his mentor CM Punk. Punk whose name was Philip Brooks, was always there him and was helping him to become a true superstar.
"I guess it's just I am worried that since I am not a bully in real life people won't like me when they see me on tv." Said Ryback with his head down.
"It's not like that man. Everyone knows you are cool dude. What we do is play characters so even though you are a real sweetheart in real life it's like you are pretending to be something different on tv." Said Punk who was nice even though on tv he seemed not nice sometimes.
"Man, you always know how to make someone feel better." Ryback said.
"Heck yes bro. Plus. Look at your muscles, no one would believe you are just a big cuddle bear in real life." Said Punk playfully.
"Yea, I built them using muscle toning equipment at the gym over a lot of years, sweat and most of all hard work."
Just then the door flew open and in walked Daniel Bryan. Daniel and Punk didn't get along very well. Ryback stood up quick.
"Um, come on, Punk. Let's go get some food from catering and I'll tell you about my muscle diet." Ryback said trying to avoid confrontation. Punk and Bryan stared at each other real close as Punk and Ryback walked out. Punk walked out backwards so he could keep his eyes on Bryan because he didn't want him to do anything weird to his butt. After they left Daniel Bryan sat down and felt alone. He then got really happy because he remembered he was getting married to his girlfriend in real life Brie who was a diva on the show! Just then the door to the locker room flew open to reveal that CM Punk had been there the whole time still staring and he had caught Daniel Bryan looking away. In the world of wresting that is a big no no.
"What's the matter Daniel? Thinking about your precious Brie? Maybe you should be more focused on our match tonight!" hissed Punk who was nice but really mean to Daniel like an older sister would be.
"Our match? What match? We don't have a match!" Daniel said
"We do now. I just talked to Vince himself." Said punk.
"It's Heim. Vince Heimself" Corrected Bryan
"No. Not the camera guy Vince. I mean THE Vince McMahon who is in change of everything!...So not the camera guy Vince I mean." Said Punk. He then let the door close still staring. Daniel had already looked away earlier but he made sure to keep staring this time. Punk tilted his head as the door shut to make sure he could see Daniel until the door shut all the way. He kept staring at the door for a full five minutes to make sure Punk wouldn't open it again. He then let out a sigh. A deep voice came from the corner.
"Everything ok Daniel Bryan." It was Big E. Daniel hadn't noticed him in the shadows because he was black.
"Oh! Big E. I didn't see you there because you are black. How are you doing?" Asked Daniel
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"Ha, that's you Daniel always changing the subject to someone else! But I am doing good."
Daniel Bryan was about to ask if it was because they had chicken in catering but was worried that might be a racist thing to say. It isn't his fault that there weren't many black people in his school so he wasn't sure what was ok to talk about in front of black people. Just then he heard a toilet flush and Heath Slater moonwalked in and did a spin. He took off his sunglasses and he had another pair on underneath.
"Tell you what boys" said Heath. Instead of 3MB I just took 3BMs!" It was kind of funny but Big E lost is Goddamn mind and was rolling around screaming with laughter. It made the other guys real uncomfortable. Heath was doing the electric slide out the door when he stopped and turned to Daniel who was thinking about calling the doctors for Big E.
"Hey man, Brie touched my scrotum a little last night. I don't time to explain I just think you should know that. Maybe she isn't the girl you think she is." Said Heath as he left.
Bryan was shocked. Maybe Brie isn't the girl he thinks she is….
To be continued.