Suitors
Prologue
By definition, a suitor is a man who is trying to persuade a woman to marry him. This happens through courtship. What is courtship? That can be described as the period of a romantic relationship before marriage, the act of paying attention to somebody with a view to developing a more intimate relationship, or even friendly and often ingratiating attention for the purpose of winning a favor or establishing an alliance or other relationship.
Who am I? I'm Hinata Hyuuga, a girl who has a different view of suitors and the process of courtship. In my eyes:
1. Suitors are brainwashed men with their tighty whities strapped on too tight. They'd do "anything" for you just because: a. some fortune is involved b. you're hot c. they can easily manipulate you.
2. Courtship is a dumb method rich parents use to ensure that their kid marries someone to keep the wealth going. Yes. It's all about the money, not the child's happiness and definitely not about love.
3. Suitors minimize one's chances of finding true love and courtship is an organized cheap way of finding love, not true love.
Basically, suitors and courtship can(as Tenten put it) suck my left nut. I. DON'T. WANT. A. SUITOR. And if you don't understand that, let me say it for you in three other languages.
Eu não quero um pretendente.
No quiero un pretendiente.
Non voglio un corteggiatore.
But my father is apparently the deafest person alive.