"Come on, Jojo. Do it."
"I can't."
"Yes, you can."
"No, Zane, I really can't."
"Please?"
"But it's just so…icky…"
"Come on, Jo, it's perfectly natural."
"Ha! This is the polar opposite of natural. It's…it's…it's like when a dog runs from a cat. It's just disturbing."
"This is so not disturbing, Jojo. You've no idea how much I love it."
"Oh, I bet you do."
"I bet if I told you how many others I've convinced to love it, you'd be shocked."
"You're right. I would be. Name one."
"Zoe Carter."
"Zoe?"
"Oh, yeah. The first time, I thought she was gonna explode, she loved it so much. Now she's addicted."
"That's just sick."
"I think you're the sick one."
"How am I the sick one?"
"Because you're not willing to experiment a little!"
"Yeah, but how is that sick?"
"You need some change in your life, Lupo."
"I think I've had enough 'change' for one lifetime, thank you."
"Lupo-o-o!"
"Don't. Whine."
"Ow! Did I really deserve a punch for that?"
"Yes."
"…"
"Don't look at me like that."
"…"
"Ugh, stop looking at me like that! It's nearly as creepy as what you're asking for."
"…"
"Urrgh! If I do it, will you stop staring?"
"Yep!"
"You're a little bit too happy about this."
"That's quite possible."
"…"
"Well?"
"Oh my God, Zane."
"I know, right?"
"Who'd have thought peanut butter and bacon just…go together?"
A/N: Yeah, I don't even know. xD I was just sitting, eating dinner, and all of a sudden it popped into my head and I had to get it out before it got away. Hmm...I really kinda like writing Eureka fanfiction. I haven't written much of anything on here, if you haven't noticed. Seeing as this is only my second upload. I'm still trying to get the hang of this thing, so, please forgive me. ^^;