This is something that, well, just sort of came to me,
It is about Miroku defending his lecherous behavior.

And for those of you who don't know what a Pedophile is (and trust me, I know there are some out there who don't)
It means someone who um... Let's just say that Michael Jackson is accused of being one...
(Something to do with children and lechery... bad stuff)

Yeah.

Oh yeah, before I forget, Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha or Miroku... But I like this poem, so please don't take it!
(Just in case somebody has already done something like this... Sorry, honestly thought it was original...)

At Least I'm Not a Pedophile

A Poem for Miroku

All day in and all day out,
All you do is scream and shout,
And all the while,
I just smile,
At least I'm not a pedophile.

Once again, you hit me over the head,
Bash, Boom, you wish I was dead,
And all the while,
I just smile,
At least I'm not a pedophile.

I look at you with longing in my eyes,
You look at me with utter despise,
And all the while,
I just smile,
At least I'm not a pedophile.

Oh your butt,
Such a wonderful sight!
I wish to grab it with all of my might!
Pissed off Sango again!
She tosses me out into the rain,
And all the while,
I just smile,
At least I'm not a pedophile.

Children don't interest me in the least,
And yet you look at me like I'm a beast,
It's true my hand does wander,
On your body down yonder,
But you must admit,
I just smile,
At least I'm not a pedophile.