Haircut
by Dark Angel Of Wind
Summary: L's hair has finally achieved the impossible, curls. and Raito cant have that so he is taking a reluctant L to get his haircut. whether he likes it or not. based of off a skit me and a friend did while cosplaying at one of our anime society meetings.
DA-YAY! ive been meaning to write this for a while!
L-is it true you dressed up and acted as me?
DA- (nods proudly) yup and everyone said i did an awsome job playing your part too! the entire time i was in character and was super fun!
L-...why did you make it so I have curly hair?
DA- oh..well scratches head in embaressment see i couldnt find a black wig to style into your hair...so i just went with my natural do...which is curly...so we made a skit saying WHY L's hair was curly and long.
L-...then who was playing Raito-kun?
DA-my close friend christina she played the part really well and her cosplay outfit was awsome, and she actually had a chain for us to wear together!
L-...you..."like" bondage?
DA-...no comment ON WITH THE FIC!!
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Raito was dragging a very reluctant L..and with great difficulty.
"I keep talling you raito-kun, I dont need a haircut!"
Ratio turned around and glared at his face.
"yes you do! your hair has gotten so long that it actually has curls now! you look like a girl!"
L gasps. "i do not!"
"yes you do"
"Prove it."
Raito smirks and grasps the ends of his long/curly hair.
"oh lookit me! im a little girly man. check out my long locks of beautiful curls!" (high pitched voice)
L growls while scowling.
"you're one to talk, mr. I must have perfect hair at all times"
it was Raito's turn to scowl.
"hey! i need to look my best for my job!"
"...and whats your job again?"
"helping YOU with the Kira Case!!"
L takes out a comb sticking out of his front jacket pocket and shoves it it Raito's face.
"THEN WHAT IS THIS?!"
Raito snatches the comb out of his hands.
"ITS FOR EMERGANCIES!"
Raito starts to comb his hair. L sighs exsasperated.
"what are you doing?"
"ITS AN EMERGANY!"
L rolls his eyes and takes out a hersey kiss and begins to unwrap it.
Raito snaps his eyes towards the sound of crinkling.
"what are you doing?"
L pops the hersey kiss into his mouth.
"having, mphm, a snack"
Raito glares at L.
"no i forbid anymore! you have had too many sweets today"
"no such thing"
"you had 10 shortcakes, 7 cream puffs, 6 chocolate donuts, 23 candy bars, and 3 ice cream cones. YOU.HAVE.HAD.ENOUGH."
L pauses" maybe your right...then again" takes out a mini hersey bar and quickly unwraps it.
"OH NO YOU DONT!"
Raito struggles around to get the candy all the while L is gracefully keeping it out of reach..then pops it in his mouth.
"nah-nah"
Raito's face turns red with fury at L's childish behavior.
L takes out a mini goodbar but before he could unwrap it Raito takes it and throws it far away.
L stands there, his eyes huge, and hands shaking.
"y-you just t-threw my goodbar"
"yes i did, now your going to get a haircut"
Raito grabs the chain and drags L's chain, thus dragging a reluctant and pouting L out the door.
"what?! NO! I DONT NEED A HAIRCUT!! GOODBAR!!"
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DA-hehehehe that was super fun!
L-...
DA-what? i thought i did you very well
L-i am NOT that emotional, even over a peice of candy
DA- (eyes him and tosses a perfectly good candy bar into the trash)
L-NO!! HOW COULD YOU!? IT WAS IN PERFECTLY GOOD CONDTION!! dont worry litttle candybar i shall save you! (dives into the trash can)
DA-..ya, your not emotional at all. till next time you guys. DA! OUT!