-CHAPTER 1:INTRODUCTION-
As ever, England was thriving to read books again..
I am Frieth de' Coupe. Cumbria, as my friends and colleagues call me.
I am king of these lands, I don't really want to give away where I am exactly, because you'd want to steal everything I want, and if you are one of those guys.. Your obviously related to Germany! Germany and his gang is so mean and naughty to me! They chain me, and whip me, and hit me, and chain me!
I'm so scared just thinking about it!
Anyway, long story short, I am really weak! I probably couldn't last a chance against Russia, or any other big country..
(I dont really think america is all that great, actually.. But he hasn't been born, so im kinda breaking the fourth wall here, BUT WAAAAAAAIT! HOW DO I KNOW OF THE FOURTH WALL IF AMERICA DOESNT EXIST!? ..Shut up, other side of my head, come to think of it, Russia doesn't exist yet either. Just bands of Russian clones that look the same, but no one really cares about that.)
England is the only one that really treats me nicely, All the other countries and provinces don't really remember me all that much..
Anyways, so yeah. My capital is in the center of the country, and, my appearance?
A pale, 21 year old with a old ragged leather shirt, Ruined shorts, and a rusty helmet on my head! Oh, and a backpack full of apples,
Really, I tend to travel a lot. Neighbors like buying and selling stuff for my various minerals, but I know they are just using me. Someday, I plan on being great like my big brother!
Also, I really tend to think nobody cares about me! That is because no one does.
(Even though they kind of have to in order to sell and buy goods, but whatever.)
I'm really poor, as you can kind of already tell, I mostly waste my money on building up my army!
It really isin't that good, though.. That is, if you can even consider stacking leftover eaten apples with blue cheese as the head as troops..
I do have a few followers, but they are really lazy.
Thankfully that was all in the past. I still have the same clothing, though.. England was kind enough to give me enough stone to build a great castle! I did so, and with the wood he also sent, I built a village!
The workers aren't as lazy anymore, and they actually respect me now!
My castle resides inside a large valley,
(Well, you'd expect a valley to be nice and green, but the water doesnt flow much here, so its pretty barren.)
Anyways, Enough about me! Onto my story!