HPOV
"Its to bloody cold out here" Complained Draco.
"Oh don't be such a wuss its fine!" I snapped back, I was getting extremely pissed by Draco's complaining. They had only been patrolling for 10 minutes and it wasn't even that cold!
"Stupid mudblood can't feel the cold" He murmured. I could feel myself bubble with fury, couldn't he at least be creative, he had used 'Mudblood" for the past 6 years and 1 month and it is driving me insane! I mean we were Head Boy and Girl so shouldn't he be smart enough to think of a new name for her other than 'Mudblood', 'Granger' or 'Know-it-all-bookworm' although I had been using 'Ferret' for a long time... any way back to the subject! I HATE Draco-I'm OH so amazing- Malfoy, he is so... so, so hmmm how do I explain aha, arrogant and up-himself!
"Watcha' thinking" He asked... curiously? No he couldn't be interested in me... Could he?
"About you" I replied without thinking how he might take that.
"Oh. Realllllly I never knew you loved me but then again every girl loves me, even a few boys..." He silently chuckled to himself, while smirking that infamous smirk.
"NO. Not like that! Aghh. I don't like you-"
"I know you love me. I get it. I get it"

I stared at him blankly "I don't like you OR love you, thank you very much, I was actually thinking about how you can't seem to think of another name for me than 'Mudblood', 'Granger' or 'Know-it-all-bookworm'."
"Hmmm what about... Frizzy hairs a good one"
"Used that before"
"Bucktooth?"
"Don't have them anymore since year 4. See" I opened my mouth enough to show him my top teeth.
"Hmmm, what then?"
I shrugged my shoulders "I dunno"
"Oh I know!" Then he smirked again "Sweetheart!" He yelled, the noise echoing of the walls.
"WHAT?!" I stared at him with my mouth open and eyes open like an owls.

He chuckled loudly, his whole body shaking until he had tears in his eyes and he finally stopped. Then he smirked at me AGAIN! What was with him and smirking? And did he do it consciously or did it just happen? "That's what I'm going to call you for the rest of the year!"
"B- b-bu-but WHY?! You hate me as much as I hate you!" I stuttered.
"Yes. Yes I do hate you. Buuuttt calling you that will annoy you ALOT! Won't it?" He smiled almost... genuinely...?

I stood there staring at him, mouth open wider than I thought humanly possible! "I hate you. Did you know that?" I spoke calmly but inside I was crying dry tears at the humiliation that was going to happen to me because of his new... nick...name. But why would he humiliate himself like that I mean surely it would embarrass him to. Wouldn't It?

"Oh la-la new romance between... no surely? It couldn't be could it? Granger and... Malfoy?!" laughed Peeves.
"Arghh Peeves what are you doing here? The Bloody Barron won't be happy!" I said at the same time as Malfoy said "WHAT?! Were not together! We are patrolling thank you very much"

"Oh. I'm suuuureee that you're not dating -cackle- and for the Bloody Barron, Oh well. At least I got some -cackle- juicy -cackle- news!"He almost screamed. As he flew of I heard him say something that sounded like "Malfoy and Granger would really make a good looking couple..."

HPOV
"Oh thank Merlin! Patrols are over. Yay. It was absolutely horrible! Why did it have to be with Draco?" I whined in the comfort of Gryffindor common room to Ginny.
"Well you are Head Girl, so you should be responsible!" Ginny chuckled.
She chuckled at me! Well I'd like to see her make it through 4 hours with Draco-I keep a list of every girl I've dated!-Malfoy! I would be completely amazed if she could.
"Well anyways. Where were we? Oh that's right! So what did Peeves do? Ya' know to annoy you so much?"She asked.
"Well first of all, he thought that Draco and I were sneaking out together or something then when Malfoy said that we weren't he didn't believe us! I'm so telling the Bloody Barron!"
"You! And Malfoy! Ha! Fuuuny!"
"Yeah well, Draco also went bloody crazy!" I shuddered at the thought.
"Wadda' ya' mean?"
"Well he was complaining about the cold and I said that it wasn't cold, right, so he muble 'Stupid mudblood can't even feel the cold' and I got annoyed cause' he always calls me mudblood so I told him to think of a new nickname and he thought of 'Frizzy hair' and 'Bucktooth' but I said no to them so he said. Get ready. Sweetheart!"
"No really. He didn't. Did he?!" She all but screamed.
"Yes really. He did. And he is going to call me that in public! In front of every one!"
"Oh I feel bad for you!" She laughed loudly.
"Oh shut it Ginny!" She laughed again.

DPOV
"Well was patrolling fun? Asked Blaise.
"It was actually" I smirked.
"Really? But I thought it was with Granger"
"Oh, it was."
"Ok... I'm officially confused now!"
"Well I had fun but I don't think she did!" I chuckled to myself.
"What did you do to her?!" His eyes bugged out.
"Well I was talking about the cold and she said 'Oh don't be such a wuss it's fine!' (Insert girly voice there) and I said 'Stupid mudblood can't feel the cold' and she got annoyed that I always call her 'Mudblood', 'Granger' or 'Know-it-all' so she told me to think of a new name. I thought of a couple but she said no to them. Then I had this great name for her that would annoy her so much she would be to shocked to hex me let alone hurt me!"
"Well..."
"Well what?"
"The name idiot...!" He said in a 'duh' voice.
"Oh right! The name I have decided to call Granger is-"
"Oh Drakieee!" Screamed Pansy in her fake high nasally voice that sent shivers down my back "I've been looking for you eveeery where! Where have you been?" She continued.
"Patrolling" I said through me teeth "Where else did you think?"
"Well... You have been eyeing that blonde that sits in front of you in charms, so I thought..." She let her sentence hang in the air.
"Oh don't be so stupid Pansy! What do you want anyway?" I almost screamed.
"I was thinking we could go to hogsmeade together on Saturday?"
"Unfortunetly(Insert sarcasm there) I'm going with Blaise. Aren't I Blaise?"
"Huh? Oh yes. Right. Were going together" Blaise backed-up my lie. Thank the lord he wasn't going with some bimbo!
"Oh. Well... I guess I will ask someone else then... Doesn't matter" Pansy said in a truly dissapointed voice.
"Okay. You can go now" Blaise said obviously pissed that we didn't finish our conversation.
"Yes Pansy we were talking"
After Pansy had left Blaise re-started our conversation.
"So what was the name you gave her?"
"Ah right. I decided to call her.." I paused for a dramatic effect and he sighed in annoyance "Sweetheart" I couldn't help but crack into a grin.
"WHAT?!"
"Thats what she said"
"Why though?"
"Because it will annoy her ALOT!"
"Ahh. I see your point" I smirked.

HPOV
I woke up with the usual morning groginess. It had been a hot night last night so I was wearing a loose top that bearly covered my nickers (wasn't wearing boxers).

I went into the conjoined bathroom that I shared with Malfoy.

I half pulled up my top (Undressing for shower) when I heard someone clear there throat.I quickly turned around in shock towards the noise.

Oh shit!

I dropped my shirt as quickly as possible realising that I hadn't locked the door. "Well well what's going on here then Sweetheart?"
"Malfoy. What do you want? And don't call me 'Sweetheart'!"
"I can call you whatever I want. And I was just about to have a shower"
"Well I'm having one first"
"Fine go ahead. And whats with the new pjs'. Is there someone else in that room too?"He smirked.
"It was hot last night. And NO defiantly NOT! Now go I'm having my shower"
"Look I said you could have first shower but that won't stop me from waiting in here!" He laughed.
"Oh, you perve!" Then he cracked up. "You're actually going to stay aren't you?"
"Mmhhhmm" I shook my head at him in disgust got into the shower taking my clothes of there and started the water, putting it as high as I could so the room would steam up and I could get out and get my towel without him seeing me.

When the room was nice and steamed up I got out of the shower and grabbed my towel.
"Looking good there Sweetheart" Damn he saw me!
"Shut it and at least get out so I can get changed!"
"Fine, but hurry up. I want to shower sooner or later!" And with that he left.

I changed into my robes. This year I had decided to pretty myself up a bit so I wore a smaller skirt and a tight fitting top. I also wore a bit of makeup just a bit of eyeliner, mascara and lip gloss and I straightened my hair. But today was a Saturday so I was wearing a casual top with a picture of a cute cartoon panda on it.

DPOV
I woke up quite happy. I had had a good night last night.

I walked into the bathroom and was shocked to find that it was occupied. With a half naked Hermione Granger... I cleared my throat to draw her attention and she spun around towards me showing me her flat, smooth, creamy coloured stomach and just a small hint of her large full breasts. Probably a great shag.

She dropped her shirt. Damn.
"Well well what's going on here then Sweetheart?" I asked.
"Malfoy. What do you want? And don't call me 'Sweetheart'!" She said through her teeth.
"I can call you whatever I want. And I was just about to have a shower"
"Well I'm having one first"
"Fine go ahead. And what's with the new pjs'. Is there someone else in that room too?" I smirked amused but also wondering.
"It was hot last night. And NO defiantly NOT! Now go I'm having my shower"
"Look I said you could have first shower but that won't stop me from waiting in here!"
"Oh, you perve!" Then I cracked up. "You're actually going to stay aren't you"
"Mmhhhmm" She shook her head at me in disgust got into the shower.

When the room was extremely steamed up she got out of the shower and grabbed a towel.
"Looking good there Sweetheart" I didn't actually see her but I wanted to annoy her more.
"Shut it and at least get out so I can get changed!"
"Fine, but hurry up. I want to shower sooner or later!" And with that I left.
About 10 minutes later she came out fully dressed in a short skirt and a tight top with a cute panda on it. Damn! She looked sexy. Can't believe I never noticed she was so ho-

No. Stop Draco, you do NOT like her!
Bu-
NO!

I sighed in defeat and started taking in the rest of her. She had straightened her hair somehow and was wearing a little bit of makeup but not caked on like Pansy's.

Okay. Now you have to admit she is hot. H-O-T!
But she's a mudblo-
Who gives a fuck? Look at her!
Okay. Okay, I admit, she does look okay! I smirked inwardly at my small victory.

As I went into the shower I realised that my 'Sweetheart' had left her underwear in here. Had she noticed? Should I go give them to her? No. I finally decided. That would be too nice; instead I'd hide them in my room just to annoy her! Oh I'm pure evil!

After I was dressed and ready, I started walking into the common room to find 'Sweetheart' sitting with the Weasels sister, chatting about something or another. So I decided to listen in.

"Oh, Hermione. I think I love him!" The red head screamed.
"But Ginny. You've only been dating since the start of this year! It's only been a bit more than a month! Bloody hell" Hermione answered back amused.
"But he's so charming! And handsome. And nice. And smart. And much, much more!"
"Whatever you say Ginny" she mumbled.
"Well if we can't talk about my love life than we can talk about yours!" Weaselbee said sounding rather happy. I leaned in closer unconsciously.
"Ginny. I have no love life! You know that!"
"Oh really"
"Yes"
"Oh come on! Sharing a common room with the 'Slytherin Sex God' must have done something to you!"
"Look. I admit he is sort of hot"
"I knew it! But admit the fact that you want to shag him" Weaslebee smirked.
"EWW! NO WAY! He may be hot but I still hate him!" She screamed.
"Whatever. Come on. Or we won't get a carriage to Hogsmeade!"
"Ok" And they both set off to Hogsmeade.

HPOV

Oh shit. Shitedy shit shit. FUCK!

My underwear! What if Draco found it! Then I'd be doomed. Well atleast I wasn't having my periods! Or then I'd be completely dead.

Maybe he won't find them.
Offcourse he will!
Maybe-maybe not.
Oh shut it!

But my train of thoughts were interrupted by a small red head jumping on the chair.

"Oh Hermione! Dean is amazing" she glowed happily.
"I'm sure he is" I played along.
"Oh, Hermione. I think I love him!" The red head screamed.
"But Ginny. You've only been dating since the start of this year! It's only been a bit more than a month! Bloody hell" I answered back amused.
"But he's so charming! And handsome. And nice. And smart. And much, much more!"
"Whatever you say Ginny" I mumbled.
"Well if we can't talk about my love life than we can talk about yours!" Ginny said sounding rather happy. I leaned further away unconsciously.
"Ginny. I have no love life! You know that!"
"Oh really"
"Yes"
"Oh come on! Sharing a common room with the 'Slytherin Sex God' must have done something to you!"
"Look. I admit he is sort of hot" I blushed bright red at this comment.
"I knew it! But admit the fact that you want to shag him" Ginny smirked.
"EWW! NO WAY! He may be hot but I still hate him!" I screamed.
"Whatever. Come on. Or we won't get a carriage to Hogsmeade!"
"Ok" And we both set off to Hogsmeade.

*

When we got to Hogsmeade we walked to The Three Broomsticks to have a drink with Harry and Ron. We both ordered Butterbeers and the boys ordered FireWhiskeys.

"So what's been happening?" asked Harry.
"Oh nothing much" I replied.
"Yeah not too much" Ginny also said.
"Right..." Ron put in.

After another 10 minutes of silence and drinking Ginny squealed "Hermione! We have to buy dresses!"
"What for?"
"The Winter Dance. Duh!"
"But that's weeks away! It isn't even planned!" Unfortunately Draco and I had to plan it with the help of a few prefects.
"But all the dresses will be gone if we don't get them now!" There was no point arguing with a female Weasley!
"Oh. All right"

When we reached the store it was stocked with clothes! They were everywhere! "Hermione look at them!"
"It's hard not to!"
"Come on let's have a proper look then!" and she ran to on rack to another.

"Hello can I help you?" asked a shop assistant.
"Yes please" I answered "I need a dress that will bring attention to me, ya' know what I mean?"
"I think I have just the dress!" she smiled and led me to a corner.

*

"OH MY GOD! Hermione that dress is amazing!" Ginny squealed in delight.
"Thanks Ginny. But I don't think it looks good on me..." I murmured. Sure, the dress was really nice but I was ugly and I just made the dress look bad...
"Na-uh you look amazing in that dress!" she glowed happily "You should but it!"
"Ok..." I agreed.

I walked over to the counter and payed for the dress and we left the store.