A/N: Welcome back to Warriors to the Max revived! For the first couple of chapters I'll just be slightly modifying them to make them acceptable by FFN rules, but after Chapter 8 or around there they'll be new. If you want, you can send in dares through PM's for any chapter, but ONLY THROUGH PMs. Apologies for anyone that does not have an account, but I'm sorry. Rules are rules.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Warriors or Jell-O, anything else I refer to is completely unplanned.

(On a plain white van somewhere in Asia)

"Ouch! Get off of me!" One cat whispered.

"It's not my fault we're crammed into a tiny space to get past border patrol!" another responded.

"Didn't the letter say that cats are illegal in Uzbekistan?" asked a worried she-cat.

"It doesn't matter, we should be here by now!" the last cat said.

As the four cats piled out of the tightly packed van into a snowy wasteland with only a gray studio in sight, one called out," Cool, I always wanted to live in Russia!"

"Shut up and get inside Skysoul, it's freezing out here."

"What is wrong with liking the cold of heavenly princess Oakleaf?" he replied, obviously sarcastic.

"If you want to freeze your butt off out here, go ahead. I'm locking the door."

"Wait! Don't shut it yet!"

As the four cats finally get into the studio with a decrypt stage and camera, two of the cats run off to one of the farthest corner.

"What do you think they're up to?" a golden tom with amber eyes asked his brother.

"Knowing them and knowing the length of the trip, bathroom." the light blue cat replied.

As soon as the two sisters, one completely black and the other ginger, get back they tell the boys that not only did they find the bathroom, they found a cache of wands that allows them to poof up anything and change anything's state. Skysoul immediately picks up the turquoise wand and turns the studio into a respectable TV broadcasting station that also.

"Why didn't I think of that!" Shadowheart, the black she-cat whined, then went ballistic and sliced Skysoul in half. This was when the luckily discovered that any cat killed in the studio would pop back up out of the fountain in the middle of the room.

"AHHH! I just saw StarClan!" Skysoul shrieks as he gets out of the fountain dripping wet.

"O.K. Let's just welcome the other two cast members" said Shadowheart.

"WHAT!" yelled Skysoul!

"Yeah, Owlfire and Maplewing." answered Oakleaf.

"I wonder why they're not here yet?" pondered Shadowheart.

In the meantime, Sunstorm had wandered over to the camera and found a piece of paper. That said the must be on the air in 3 minutes. He picked up the camera and did his techie stuff with it then yelled to the others, "Hey, we go on the air in 2 minutes!" This of course went over well.

"OH, wait! Before we go on can we please change the name from Warriors truth or dare show?" Shadowheart pleaded.

"OK, what are some of your ideas?"

" First up, Warriors Talk Show."

"Too David Letterman." Skysoul said.

"Warriors Unleashed?"

"Taken by Goldenstar13." Oakleaf drearily responded.

"Mm, OH, Warriorstothemax!"

"What?"

"W-A-R-R-I-O-R-S T-O T-H-E M-A-X!" Shadowheart spelled out.

"Perfect!" the other three decided.

"One more minute!"

"Quick, everyone take your places!" Skysoul commanded.

Over in ThunderClan, Dovewing sits down on the beat up couch in front of the 50 year-old TV and discovers that the TV is broken so it only shows Russian channels.

"Russian? RUSSIAN? Why #%*$& Russian?" she shouted.

Hearing the noise, Lionblaze walks over to hear and tells her to calm down.

"Calm down? I'll calm down when you fix the #%*$& TV so it stops showing #%*$& Russian!"

A curious Molekit asks his father, looking at him with innocent eyes," What are those words that Dovewing keeps using daddy?"

He responds as he glares at Dovewing, "Those are warrior words, only warriors can use them."

"Really? Cherrykit! Let's go chase this #%*$& leaf!"

Lionblaze finally manages to get one channel from Russia, but in English on the TV.

"Let's see what this #%*$& TV show is on this #%*$& TV."

"DOVEWING! Mind your language! There are little kits here!" Firestar scolded as he came down from the Highrock.

"$%*%^#&^&*$#&^%$!"

"Young cats these days." Mousefur muttered to Purdy as they sat in the back.

Looking around the new additions to the studio which are a weapons case, ginormous globe, and a tank full of lime Jell-O that Shadowheart was busy eating her way through.

"Welcome to Warriors To The Max with me, Skysoul."

"And me, Oakleaf. We will be seeing the truths behind some of Warriors most famous cats as well as watching, well, forcing, them to do psychotic things."

"Don't forget MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" is heard as a black blur rushes across the stage.

"Shadowheart gets super hyper on Jell-O" Oakleaf explains as she takes out a tranquilizer rifle and shoots Shadowheart with it while she is on the ceiling.

"Anyway, that act we will be tortu-, I mean daring today is Blackstar." Skysoul says as Oakleaf takes out her neon pink wand and poofs him to the stage.

"Where the #%*$& am I?"

"Psst!"

"What Sunstorm?"

"We're out of time for the Fanfic." After this is said a wall breaking can be heard as Skystorm poofs up and shuts off the camera.

"What was that for! Now we have to keep Blackstar here over night."

"We ran out of time."

"Can I just #%*$& go home now?" Blackstar asks.

Rules for this Fanfic:

1) Please no swearing or cussing in the reviews. It will be replaced by #%*$& as seen above.

2) PLEASE REVIEW!

3) Any killed cat will pop up out of the fountain of life.

4) No mating or changing gender dares will be said. Cats will like each other in the future however.

5) Constructive Criticism is gladly accepted. Don't just keep giving me O.K., Fine, Good, Awesome. It gets annoying.

Sky