A/N: No clue what kind of story this is going to be. I don't own House or OUAT. Rating may vary but if I write rating M chapters I'll warn you. My grammar sucks. Sorry.

"Dr. Cameron, this Jane Doe looks just like you. Are you sure that your mother didn't pop two of you out of her-"

"HOUSE, I AM 1000% SURE. LET'S JUST FOCUS ON THE CASE."

Leave it to House stating the obvious. Allison is biting her tongue unaware she has another admirer. House noticed and threw the ball at the new doctor.

"Thirteen, what do you think? Is Jane Doe Dr. Cameron's hotter twin?"

"Um no. They don't look like twins. For one, Cameron is a brunette and Doe is a blonde. For two, Doe's bloodtype is B negative and I am pretty sure Cameron won't be 1000% sure if she's the same bloodtype. Why is this more important than finding what is really wrong with Doe?"

Dr. Chase kept giving Dr. Remy Hadley a glare. He knew House is gonna replace one of them with the new doctor. The fact she kept staring at his ex wife like a lovesick teenage boy doesn't sit well with him. He feverishly looked thru the Jane Doe's file, deciding he is not letting Dr. Hadley to take his place.

"Is anyone else disturb of what the patient was wearing and where she was found?"

House actually laughed at Dr. Chase's question.

"Well Dr. Chase, enlighten us with what is so disturbing about Doe except the fact she's the hotter version of your ex wife."

Thirteen's jaw dropped. She didn't know Allison was married to a man. Another secret she kept from her. Dr. Foreman noticed Thirteen's and Cameron's eyes locked onto each other. Foreman cleared his throat loudly.

"Maybe the seemly 28 year old was wearing some fancy princess dress that is literately out of this world. The hospital scissors couldn't cut through. Oh how about the fact, that a jogger found the woman under the oldest tree in the woods. Doesn't this sound a bit strange? All the tests came back normal but she is still unconscious."

That's what made this case onto Dr. House's desk well Cuddy forced it onto him by threatening a drug test.

"Chase, you're not suggesting what i think you are suggesting."

"I don't know but this seems like..." Chase closed his eyes. "A fairy tale."

Expecting to hear laugher but the room is silent after five minutes, House speaks up.

"Is anyone else disturb that a guy draw this connection to a fairy tale? Let me guess Cameron made you watch Disney movies and fool you that you're her happily after ever."