Gay Zodiacs
Chapter 1 - Yuki's Gay?
Hey! It's Volcan 300 here! This is my first really gay story so don't be to mean! Sorry if it looks all 'script' like!
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The story takes place at Yuki, Tohru, and Kyo's school. Shigure and Ayame decided they would come for the hell of it!
Shigure: (singing voice) High school girls! High school girls!
Yuki: This is the Jr. High section, Shigure.
Shigure: Awww man...
Ayame: (on the phone with Hatori) Hatori! Shigure is all upset because there is no High school girls over here!
Hatori: (on the other end) Stop calling me every five seconds, Ayame. (hangs up)
Ayame: Hatori? (looks at his phone)
The three of them entered the health class. There was a substitute that day.
Teacher: All right class! (looks at Shigure and Ayame) Aren't you two a little old for this class?
Shigure: If we were then why would we be in this class?
Teacher: Good point. Well anyways, I'm your sub and if you didn't finish your study guide for the test tomorrow, then finish it. If you're done, then do whatever.
Shigure and Ayame go to Yuki. They corner him and leaning against him.
Shigure: Yuki-kun! I love you!
Yuki: NO! GO AWAY, SHIGURE! (ayame edges closer to Yuki) YOU TOO, AYAME!
Ayame: (pulls out his phone and calls Hatori) Hatori, Yuki doesn't want me around him! What shall I do Haa-san?
Hatori: (other end) You can start by stop calling me when something starts! (hangs up)
Shigure: (sits on Yuki's hand) YUKI! You pervert! Stop grabbing my ass!
Yuki: WHAT! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAT ON MY HAND!
Ayame: (calls Hatori again) Hatori! Yuki is starting to grab Shigure's ass! How can I win him back?
Hatori: Stop calling me! (hangs up)
a/n: (laughs) I'm so evil to Yuki...
Yuki runs to the other corner where there are girls. Ayame and Shigure quickly follow him.
Yuki: Too bad for you that i can turn into a mouse and no one would hardly notice!
Ayame: Well I can turn into a snake and no one would hardly notice!
Shigure: But people would notice me...
Yuki: (laughs) That's because your a stupid gay perverted dog, Spot.
Shigure: Darn you! And Tohru's stupid name for me!
Ayame: (calls Hatori) Hatori, Shigure and Yuki are getting into a huge fight!
Hatori:(screams in the phone) HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP CALLING ME? (hangs up)
Shigure and Yuki: Do you really have to call Hatori every five seconds?
Ayame: (calls Hatori) Hatori! They're being evil to me!
Hatori: Good! (hangs up)
Ayame: Yes I do have to call Hatori every five seconds!
Yuki: Lord! (goes to his desk)
Shigure: (follows him and sits in the desk in front of his) What'cha writing, Yuki-kun?
Yuki: Nothing! (tries to cover it up so Shigure can't read it)
Shigure: Lemme see! (tries to get the note book from Yuki)
Yuki: (fighting back) NO!
Shigure: GOT IT! (pulls the note book away from Yuki and reads it) 'Yuki loves Ritsu'. I KNEW IT! (goes to Ayame) Ayaa! Look!
Ayame: 'Yuki loves Ritsu'? AND NOT ME! (cries and calls Hatori) HATORI!
Hatori: (pissed) HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO CALL ME? (hangs up)
Ayame: (doesn't realize that Hatori hung up) Yuki loves Ritsu and not me! That's sad!
Yuki: (blushes) GIVE THAT TO ME! (grabs it back from Shigure and starts writing something else)
Shigure: What are you writing this time? (looks over his shoulder and grabs the note book when Yuki is done writing) 'Yuki loves Haru'! Ayaa! Look at this! (goes back to Ayame)
Ayame: 'Yuki loves Haru'? Yuki you don't love me?
Yuki: Nope.
Ayame: (bursts out crying then calls Hatori again) Hatori! Yuki said he doesn't love me! And that he loves Haru and Ritsu instead!
Hatori: (had enough) IF YOU CALL ME AGAIN, I SWEAR...!
Shigure: (grabs Ayame's phone) Hatori, it's me, Shigure. It's true! I have the living proof in my hands! (Yuki grabs his note book back) Well, not any more. Yuki just grabbed it from me...
Hatori: Do I really care about Yuki's personal life? (hangs up)
Ayame: (trying to grab his phone back) I want to talk to Haa-san!
Yuki: Am I the only sane one here?
Shigure: (still holding Ayame's phone) I know! I shall call Haru and tell him the great news!
Yuki: WHAT?
Ayame: Give me back my phone, Gure-nii!
Shigure: (holding Ayame back) Hey Haru! I'mcalling to tell you that Yuki loves you!
Haru: (other end) HE WHAT?
Shigure: He'll even say it to you! (Yuki doesn't say anything) I LOVE YOU HARU! (Shigure said this in a deep voice then goes back to normal) Yuki has a horrible sore throaght.
Haru: YAY! I get to have Yuki to myself all night tonight!
Shigure: Nope. Me and Ayaa get him tonight. You can have him tomorrow!
Haru: Alright! Bye! (hangs up)
Shigure: We shall teach you how to be a man Yuki!
Yuki: NO!
Ayame: And you will also learn to tap dance!
Yuki: The tap dance isn't a gay dance. That's the hat dance that's gay.
Shigure: No. Tap dancing is gay for men.
Yuki: BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEARN TO BE GAY!
Shigure: Too bad.
Yuki: No! You can't get away with this!
Shigure: You'll have to go home sometime.
Yuki: Not really. I have a secret base!
Shigure: I know where that secret base is!
Yuki: DRATS!
Shigure: There'll be cheese, Yuki-kun! (smiles)
Yuki: No...
Shigure: And strawberries!
Yuki: I like strawberries!
Shigure: I'll give you them later tonight!
Yuki: Nooo... (slowly giving up)
Finally for Yuki the bell rang so he quickly ran out the class room door. Leaving Ayame and Shigure in the dust.
Shigure: What's up with him? (looks at Ayame)
Ayame: (on the phone with Hatori again) Hatori! Yuki just left us in the dust! What shall we do?
Hatori: (doesn't answer but hangs up)
Yuki had a whole period alone but then Ayame came in there.
Yuki: NOOOOOO!
After that period, Yuki and Ayame met up with Shigure in the next period.
Yuki: I'm not sitting next to him! (indecating Ayame)
Shigure: Fine then... (sighs) I'll sit between the two of you.
Yuki: Thank you.
Shigure: (singing again) High school girls! High school girls!
Yuki: (sighs) You're hopeless...
Shigure: (still singing it) High school girls! High school girls! (this old woman comes through the door) YOU'RE NOT A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL!
Yuki: God... (shakes his head)
Ayame: Poor Shigure...
Shigure starts smiling.
Yuki: What are you smiling about?
Shigure: Wouldn't you like to know?
Yuki: Yes I would.
Shigure: This. (draws a picture of him in his dog form on top of mouse form Yuki)
Yuki: Yeah, I was thinking about the same thing.
Shigure: YAY!
Yuki: Yay what?
Shigure: You were thinking of the same thing!
Yuki: Oh yeah. Ok, I wonder what Ayaa is thinking.
Shigure: What are you thinking, Ayaa?
Ayame: FLOWERS! (smiles brightily)
Shigure: That's... Nice...
Yuki: Flowers? And I'm sitting here thinking about sex and he's thinking about FLOWERS! What a queer!
Shigure: That's Ayaa for you...
Ayame: LA LA LA! (starts drawing flowers)
Yuki: QUEER!
Ayame: Not... (cries)
Shigure: WHAT THE---! (sweat drops)
Ayame: Maybe people shouldn't hear this... (lots of sweat drops)
Shigure: Why not? (still a few sweat drops)
Yuki: Oh go play with you vibrator.
Ayame: Sick and wrong.
Shigure: I bet Yuki has one! (still sweat drop)
Yuki: I do not have one! I was not gay till five minutes ago!
Shigure: So you've finally fallen for my charm, Yuki?
Yuki: Sure...
Shigure: I'm so happy!
Yuki: Hmmm. Cheese!
Shigure: And strawberries!
Yuki: Yes!
Ayame: Hee Hee! (smiles)
Bell rings and they leave for home. Ayame suprisingly goes to his house while Shigure and Yuki go to Shigure's house.