My name is Professor William Cameron Will. I am 15 years old and I am 38% human, a professor of archaeology at Gressenheller University in Springfield, puzzle slover, detective and a gentleman.

This is the story of how we stopped an alien invasion using Homer's butt.

It was a sunny day and the family (Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Luke Triton (my apprentice), Flora Rhienhold (Luke's girlfriend), Thelonuis (Lisa's husband), Anthony, Bodrick and Precious (Bart's children), Zia, Peaches and Johnny (Thelonuis and Lisa's kids) and I ) were taking a walk in the park.

"Yawn" Homer yawned.

"What's wrong Homer? Did you not get much sleep last night?" I asked him.

"Well I had a weird dream last night." Homer replied.

"What about Mr Simpson?" Luke asked.

"Well, I dreamt that I was in my bed and next thing I know I'm dragged across the hallway and then put on an operating table (like the ones in the hospital for surgery) and something was put inside me." Homer explained.

"Oh My Simpson! Visitors!" Flora exclaimed.

"Dad. That actually happened." Lisa told him.

"What?" Homer asked worriedly.

I decided to explain to him in terms he would understand: "Homer. What the aliens gave you was an anal probe."

"What's an anal probe Professor?" Luke asked.

"An anal probe is when a metal device is shoved up your butt." I told them.

"Thus, putting you under alien control." Thelonuis finished.

I nodded.

"Don't be ridiculous. I'm not under alien control." Homer said.

Homer is zapped and sings 'The Candymancan', zapped again and returns to normal.

"Grampa, you are under alien control." Zia said.

A spaceship appears and fires a laser.

It hits Peaches and she is killed.

"Oh My Simpson! They killed Peaches" Anthony said.

"You son of a Simpson!" (Decided not to use 'bastards' as the kids cannot swear)

I turn my hand into a bazooka (as I am 38% human i can do that and I cannot die) and fired.

The ship was hit.

A laser beam took Homer up into the ship and away.

Then Homer falls down again.

"I hope that never happens again." Homer said.

The end.

I do not own 'The Simpsons and Professor Layton' characters.

Layton is owned by level 5 games and Simpsons is owned by Fox.

Note: No one can truly die. There is no such thing as 38% humans and I don't believe in aliens. Peaches, Anthony, Bodrick and Johnny are made up. As well as Lisa's marriage to Thelonuis.