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Crime Lab    

Breakroom

End of shift

Sara came into the breakroom exhausted after interviewing a witness and dealing with the downtown traffic. She noticed Grissom sitting at the table but didn't say a word to him on her way to the coffee pot. He saw the way she was acting and knew she was in one of those moods of hers. His mouth curved into a slight smile when she sat down across from him and sighed.

"Something wrong, Sara?"

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"Because, Sara, that would make us no better than the people we help put away."

"Why do you always have to be so reasonable?"

"Because I'm the boss."

"But don't you think it might be fun to knock off a couple tourists here and there?"

"You know, you're starting to scare me."

"Starting? I thought I scare you all the time."

"If you only knew."

"Seriously, I think we could get away with it. We know all about evidence and crime scenes. We could go out, find the first guy with a sunburn and an 'I Love Vegas' T-shirt, pop a cap in him and get rid of the body. To make it more interesting for you we could call it an experiment."

"You want to do an experiment on whether or not we could get away with murder?"

"It could be interesting."

"Okay, let's go. I'm taking you to see a shrink."

"I'm not going to see a shrink."

"If you keep talking like that you are."

"There is no way in hell you're getting me to see a shrink."

"I could knock your psycho ass out and drag you there."

"I'd like to see you try."

"I think you need some serious help."

"I need some serious help but not from a shrink."

"Well, who do you need help from?"

"I need a man. That's what's wrong with me. I have all this tension and aggression that just keeps building and building. I think I'm about ready to explode."

"You need a man? All this crazy talk about killing tourists is because you need a man?"

"Yeah. Pretty much."

"So, go out and get yourself a man."

"You make it sound so easy."

"I'm sure you would have no problem finding a man."

"Oh, yeah. They're just breaking down my door. I have to beat them off with a stick."

"You know what's funny? I could actually see you beating a guy with a stick."

"If they were anything like Nick or Greg, I would beat them with a stick."

"What about Warrick?"

"Warrick's not such a bad guy. So, if they were like him, I probably wouldn't run them off."

"Why don't you ask Warrick out?"

"Uh…that would just be way too weird. I don't think of him like that."

"Yeah. You're probably right. It would be kinda weird. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to date someone you work with."

"I don't know about that. I could date someone I work with."

"You just ruled out all the guys you work with."

"I didn't rule out all the guys I work with."

"I forgot about David, Archie, and Bobby. Hey, what about Hodges?"

"No, no way, not a chance and Hodges? Hell no!"

"What about Brass?"

"You're kidding, right?"

"I guess that just leaves me."

"I guess it does. I'm sure you'd like to go through the list of reasons why we couldn't date."

"I'm your boss, I'm old, you're too good for me and you scare the hell out of me."

"First of all you're not old. Second I'm not too good for you. Third, so what if you're my boss no one has to know. And as for the scaring the hell out of you, I think you're just a big chicken."

"I'm a chicken?"

"That's what I said."

"I'm not a chicken, I'm cautious."

"You're a chicken."

"I am not."

"Yes you are."

"Am not"

"Are."

"Not."

"Are."

"Not."

"Griss, how long do you want to do this? 'Cause you know I can argue forever."

"All right, I think we should stop. Shift's over and you're way too stubborn to argue with. I think I'm just gonna grab my stuff and head home. Would you like to come with me?"

"What?"

"D-d-d-did I s-s-stutter?"

"You're going home and you want me to come with you?"

"You can go home alone or you can come over to my place and I can cook you breakfast."

"You're not gonna poison me are you?"

"The thought had crossed my mind, but the lab needs you, so it wouldn't be a good idea."

"Ah…Yes…What would the lab do without me?"

"It just wouldn't be the same without you here."

"Wow. I've never felt so loved."

"Okay, smart ass. So, my place in…thirty minutes?"

"Your place in thirty minutes. I'll see you there."

"Oh, and maybe while you're there we can work on releasing all that tension."

Should I continue or not?