Title: Lap Dance
Author: Femvamp
Fandom: Desperate Housewives
Pairing: Katherine/Robin
Spoilers: Set after the Season 6, Episode 16: The Chase
Summary: Katherine gives Robin a Lap Dance .
Posting: passion & perfect if they want it everyone else ask
Rating: PG – if that.

A/N: I a have no excuse for this - an idea that just popped into my head.

"Well at least it wasn't one of the Scavo boys."

Robin and Katherine had been making out in Katherine's kitchen. In a moment of inspiration, Katherine had been giving Robin a lap dance and had been wearing nothing but panties and a bra when she saw Susan Mayer Delfino standing outside the window.

"I think I might have preferred the Scavo boys." Katherine said simply.

Seeing Susan like that had been enough to startle Katherine and it didn't do much for Susan either who looked like a fish out of water. Katherine had quickly grabbed her shirt and then looked out the window again expecting to see Susan but she was gone.

"You know she's going to tell the whole neighborhood, right?" Katherine said near panic.

"Is that such a bad thing?" Robin smiled at Katherine and Katherine wasn't so sure if it was a bad thing anymore, "You were scared about telling you're friends, and now you don't have to."

"That's not the point."

"Ahh she saw you naked." Robin laughed.

"I wasn't naked." Katherine said horrified, "I had my bra on."

"And a pretty bra at that." Robin smiled seductively, "And you gave a very good lap dance by the way. Very professional."

Katherine couldn't help but chuckle at that, "Oh yeah."

Robin who was already only a few steps away from Katherine took a few steps closer, "I could hardly keep my hands off you."

"Yes, I did feel your hand on my butt."

"And that's a no no." Robin nodded.

"Forbidden." By now their heads were so close together they were almost kissing.

And then they were kissing, before Katherine realized what was happening her shirt was once again off of her. Robin was right, everything would be fine. She still had some time before the gang came over head full of news from Susan. Which left her plenty of time to make out with Robin. Maybe finish that lap dance.

Katherine pulled away from Robin, "I still would have preferred the Scavo boys."

Robin just laughed.