Disclaimer: Neither Robby nor I own Zelda: Ocarina of Time
I DID NOT WRITE THIS FIC. If you didn't read the summary, I want you to know that my 9 year old brother Robby wrote this story. It was funny to me, and he wanted to get reviews because he liked seeing mine, so If you review, don't tell me how good it was, tell Robby how good it was. ^-^ Thanks so much!!!
The legend of
ZELDA
the ocarina of time...and stuff
from the critically acclaimed super silly adventure series
by Robby Lee
Link! Link! Navi said. Link woke up and said, Who are you? I'm Navi! Your fairy! *yawn* We've got a mission, lazy!
And so they walked, over the horizon, across the field and into the wild, blue yonder...
Shut up! Navi said. Link was asking a ton of questions.
Link stopped dead in his tracks - he looked at the fairy, hurt, and said, You've cut me to the quick, flighty one.
Suddenly, a giant monster...the name: Kogomo.
Link was facing the other way as he said, *sniff sniff* What IS that rancid smell??
How should I know!? Navi screamed.
Just then, the chandellier fell on the monster, stunning it.
~somewhere in heaven~ ARG! I told you not to give God scissors!
~back to the fight~ Link took his sword out of his sheath and killed Kagomo. He received the Kokiri Emerald! As they traveled to Hyrule, they defeated an evil jellyfish. Next they tried to save Zelda - and got stopped by Gannondorf, but a message was recieved...and the ocarina of time was included! He was the chosen one. Link... Link was the chosen one! Link withdrew the master sword...
Gannondorf looked confused, as he scratched his head, saying, Whatcha done that fur?
Link and Navi screamed at the same time, TO DESTROY YOU!
Link jumped high in the air, spinning into a double backflip and landing majestically into a chocolate cake, On guard!
Gannondorf formed an energy ball to throw at Link.
Okely Dokely, pard. Now I'm angry! He threw the glowing mass!
Link blocked it with his big shield.
In fact, the shield was SO gigantic, Link and Navi decided to forget about Gannondorf and built a house under there.
Later, chips of the shield started falling from it and into Navi's tea.
Oh dear, Navi said to Link, what will become of all this furniture you built if the house breaks? What about the baby?
WHAT BABY!! Link screamed, the house falling around them.
Suddenly, Gannondorf huffed and puffed and blew the shield down with incredible power!
Navi screamed, Not by the hair of my chinny chin ch - wait a minute, what am I saying!? LETS GET OUTTA HERE!
Link pulled out his ocarina. He couldn't remember Epona's song so he played the song of time, turning himself into a child so that if Gannondorf hurt him, he'd go to jail!
Aw, fiddlesticks! Gannondorf threw down his energy ball and it bounced away.
Link and Navi walked up to Gannondorf and kicked him in a spot that you don't want to talk about.
Gannondorf walked away, crying like a little girl.
Then they walked off as some weird heroic music played.
As they walked over the horizon in the setting sun, a funny thing happened: they exploded.
the end