Emmett and Truth or Dare... What Could Go Wrong?
Disclaimer: Emmett – PLEASE let me say it!!!
Edward – No, Emmett!! I get to say the disclaimer this time!
Emmett – I wanna say it!
Edward – No!
*15 minutes later*
Emmett – YAY! I win! The crazy fangirl author owns nothing!!!
EMPOV
"OH MY CARLISLE!!!" I shrieked. This was the best idea ever! I'm a genius! Already onto my awesome scheme, Alice bounded down the stairs. She was literally jumping up and down in excitement. I knew this was her favorite game, besides Bella-Barbie.
"Oh! Oh! I call dibs on going first!" Alice half-squealed.
"But I thought of it! I should get to go first!" I pouted.
"Please, please, PLEASE??" Alice pouted right back, giving me her best puppy dog eyes.
After ten minutes of arguing, my Rosie came down the stairs.
"What are you two bickering about? I can't concentrate on my me-time."
"Well, I decided that we should all play truth or dare, and now Alice wants to go first, but I should get to 'cause I thought of it," I said in my best please-be-on-my-side voice.
After a death glare from Rosalie, Alice finally gave in, something she didn't do so easily.
By this time, everyone else was in the living room, including Bella, and wondering just what I was up to. Well, everyone except Edward. Stupid mind reader. He ruins the surprise.
Edward growled at me, confirming that he heard my every mental-word just now. Oh well, we all had an awesome times a zillion game to play!!
"Okay everyone, we're gunna play...drum roll please – Jasper started banging a conveniently placed set of drums – TRUTH OR DARE!! Except you can't pick truth!!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!! Into a circle!!"
Everyone assembled into a circle, sitting next to their mates, though my Rosie only seemed half-interested. I already had the awesomest dares cooked up, but to keep it a surprise, I was singing the Power-Puff Girls theme song in my head over and over. Well, I admit I was singing it half to keep Eddiekinz – growl – out and half because he found this particular song highly annoying and I liked bugging him.
"Yay!!" I admit, even for me that was very squealish. "Time to start! I pick Eddiekinz!!!" Even though the opportunity to dare Bella was very tempting, I decided that what I had planned for my semi-emo brother was too good to pass up.
"Ugh, don't call me that! What are you going to force me to do this time? I see that evil grin. If it's even remotely close to that one time in the seventies..." Edward trailed off, shuddering. I, along with everyone besides Bella and Edward, burst into loud guffaws. Ah, the joy this game has brought us Cullens...
"Anywho, Eddie. I was thinking more along the lines of, oh, I don't know... cross-dress, go to the mall, and ask random people for their phone number."
Everyone burst out laughing, except good old Eddie-boy and his protective fiancé, but even she was fighting back snickers. Our amusement was met by death glares from our brother dearest. Awww, come on Edward! Lighten up, and Bella thinks you should do it. She finds it amusing.
He grudgingly agreed after I mentioned that there was any chance Bella might enjoy his cross-dressing escapade. Alice hauled him upstairs, and in record time, he was trudging down the stairs in some sort of designer dress and shoes, only maybe the shoes didn't count so much as shoes as much as they were strappy, lacy toothpicks. He had makeup and the whole lot. I would have to thank Alice for the next decade. Bella couldn't help it anymore. She doubled over with the rest of us, only she actually needed to catch her breath.
After much effort, everyone – excluding Eddiekinz *growl* of course – was able to control their laughter. Eddiekinz, Bellaizzle, Ali, and Jazzie-poo loaded into Edward's Volvo, while Rosie and me took my Jeep. After driving toward the mall at normal speed – usually at the right hand end of the speedometer – we all parked and walked into the mall. I dragged everyone to the most crowded section of the mall.
"Okay, Eddiekinz, strut your stuff!!" I was almost bouncing off the walls, and Jasper couldn't help but feeling my emotions and joining in, causing my entire family to get really excited.
For someone who really didn't want to do the dare, gosh Eddiekinz was good! He did a catwalk over to a middle-aged balding man who was holding his wife's hand and in an animated conversation. Edward walked up to them and told them his name was Raul. Then he turned to the man and said that he was single, fluttering his eyelashes and winking. The man was stunned at Edward's request for his phone number, and the look on his face was priceless. He and his wife slowly backed away, then turned around and quickly scurried towards the opposite direction.
As Edward walked back to us – we were all hopelessly laughing now – his expression was one that said get-me-the-hell-outta-here. I, however, made him repeat the process on several other unlucky patrons. One old man looked like he nearly had a heart attack. It was hilarious.
On the way out of the mall, Edward was pissed, to say the least. He stormed out of the doors and huffed toward his precious silver Volvo. Once we got home, he instantly darted upstairs, ripping the 5-inch-monstrosities off his feet. He came back down a few minutes later in normal clothes and makeup-free. His angry expression was replaced with an evil smile as he joined our re-assembled circle and put his arm around Bella. Even after I had controlled myself, a chuckle escaped my lips at just the thought of Edward flirting with that middle aged man. Priceless...
"Enough with the mental reminders, Emmett." Edward said, still keeping his mischievous grin in place. "It's my turn now..."
A/N: Hope you likey!! My first attempt at a fanfic, so review. Please? Aw come, on!! - *pouts* - REVIEW!!
Oh, and uhh I'll update as soon as possible. I'm excited about this story. Yay excitement!!