AN: Just a thought that popped into my head one day.
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Max, Are You a Man?
"Max, are you a man"
I whipped around to observe Angel beside my bed, peering up at my with her delicate blue eyes.
"Excuse me?"
Normally, with Angel especially, I'm used to absurd questions. However, this one caught me. One of the boys must have gotten her to ask this.
The Gasman. I automatically thought of her brother; sounds like him. Fang is not into that humor and for some reason I couldn't imagine Iggy doing it.
Reading my mind, she popped, "Nope."
"Who was it, then?" I hope I didn't sound angry; matter of fact, I'm about to crack up. I'm just curious.
The question worried me to some extent though. I'm not the prettiest ninety eight percent human, two percent Avian girl out there, but I never thought...
"Nobody told me to ask you," Angel laughed, looking down somewhat embarassed," It's not that you look like a man or anything, but..."
Relieved a little, I squeezed my eyes shut, then quickly reopened them in attempt to retain myself. I rose my dark eyebrows.
"Well, the other day, you were wondering where the razors were so you could shave- I read your mind."
She was so cute when she was trying to explain herself. But I still don't understand what she was trying to imply. If anything, that should make me seem more feminine...
Then, a lightbulb clicked aglow inside my head. Angel thought I was shaving my face.
I rolled myself off the bed and knelt beside her.
"Um, Angel, what do you think I was doing with that razor?"
"I saw Jeb shaving his face one time when I was little, and then Fang, then Iggy, and Gazzy, so I assumed..."
Before I could say anything, I doubled over in racking laughter. A confused Angel looking down at me, perplexed. She thought I was shaving my face... Fang was going to love this.
Definately the highlight of my day.
"I...was shaving...my legs..." I managed between giggles.
It was apparent she was still confused, so when I recovered, I explained,
"Girls shave their legs; men shave their face."
Angel grinned.
I revised my words," Girls shave their legs when they get older; as guys shave thier face when they are older."
Her grin didn't fade, but she nodded and skipped off.
Climbing back on my bed, I resumed my reading wehre I left off.
I forgot about it for a few minutes, but then another question struck me.
Since when does Gazzy shave?
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